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The Brothel, a bit of humour
IanForbes
post 2009-11-04 02:38:28
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The madam opened the door of the brothel in Joptien and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see Ning,' the man replied.

'Sir, Ning is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Ning,' he replied.

Just then, Ning appeared and announced to the man that she charged 20,000 baht a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out 20,000 baht and gave it to Ning, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Ning.

Ning explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still 20,000 baht.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Ning, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Ning the 20,000 baht and they went upstairs.

After their session, Ning said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'

The man replied, “I’m from Udon Thani”

'Really', she said. “I have family in Udon Thani.”

'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your 60,000 baht inheritance.'

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

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thailenol
post 2009-11-04 07:43:47
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Thank, I enjoyed that. Nice to wake up with a laugh.
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post 2009-11-05 17:24:52
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Very funny smile.gif-
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neverdie
post 2009-11-05 17:26:50
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laugh.gif .... Ian in his past working life as a mouth piece.
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post 2009-11-16 22:11:42
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good joke Ian cheesy.gif
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