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  2004-09-13 16:04:31
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Platinum Member  Group: Banned Posts: 2,795 Joined: 2004-02-07 Member No.: 7,366  |
Depending on the pressure of the jet, I have, over the years used it to clean the floor, clean the dishes and even give myself a colonic irrigation. It's also come in handy as defence against mozzies when you're sat down with your pants around your ankles laying a cable and therefore otherwise defenceless to react; and it is also an ideal way to create your own 'Indoor Sonkhran' whereby you can soak the girlfriend, rot the wallpaper and blow up the telly. I've even taken one home with me to England and given it as a present. It does beat tissue paper IMHO, although the humble shitrag is still required to DRY my bottom after using the gun before pulling up my shreddies. 
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2004-09-13 17:21:59
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Super Member Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1,132 Joined: 2003-10-07 From: Bangkok Member No.: 4,857 |
It's great for getting rid of those stubborn skid marks in the bowl sometimes too........
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2004-09-13 17:40:33
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Alcohol Based Lifeform Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1,706 Joined: 2003-09-10 From: "Great" Britain (working in Vietnam & Thailand). Member No.: 4,252 |
I was confused at first about the "arse-hose" - but now i can't do without it - lovely and soothing.
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2004-09-13 17:51:17
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Vampiric Member Group: Super Moderators Posts: 5,362 Joined: 2004-02-09 From: In the shadows... Member No.: 7,415 |
The arse hose is the name i use.
Its also quite good for cleaning dried puke off the hong nam in the morning after a bender the night before... or so i'm told 
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2004-09-13 18:04:39
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Reborn Member Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,312 Joined: 2003-01-02 From: Jomtien Member No.: 174 |
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2004-09-13 18:10:46
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Super Member Group: Banned Posts: 1,424 Joined: 2003-09-24 From: Bangkok Member No.: 4,599 |
It's known as the "butt blaster" around my office.
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2004-09-13 18:19:05
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Castrated Member Group: Advanced Members Posts: 653 Joined: 2004-05-19 From: Phuket Member No.: 9,967 |
Whenever I mention the genious of this device to friends and family back home its met with uncontrollable laughter. I used to think the same till one day I ran out of T.P. That day changed my life.
Other names: ring-spring breath-freshner arse-wash arse-cannon pooper-degooper sphincter-sprinkler Pom-shower |
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2004-09-13 18:23:39
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Senior Member Group: Banned Posts: 246 Joined: 2004-08-20 Member No.: 12,302 |
erm, so they aint drinking fountains then?
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2004-09-13 18:23:42
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Super Member Group: Banned Posts: 1,424 Joined: 2003-09-24 From: Bangkok Member No.: 4,599 |
QUOTE(igotworms @ Mon 2004-09-13, 11:19:05) Whenever I mention the genious of this device to friends and family back home its met with uncontrollable laughter. I used to think the same till one day I ran out of T.P. That day changed my life. A good reason to always wear socks. |
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2004-09-13 18:24:35
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Titanium Member Group: Honorary Members Posts: 5,675 Joined: 2002-11-29 From: in the smoke Member No.: 13 |
Also handy for cleaning your teeth after the extra strong Darlie
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2004-09-13 18:28:05
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Castrated Member Group: Advanced Members Posts: 653 Joined: 2004-05-19 From: Phuket Member No.: 9,967 |
QUOTE(PvtDick @ Mon 2004-09-13, 18:23:42) QUOTE(igotworms @ Mon 2004-09-13, 11:19:05) Whenever I mention the genious of this device to friends and family back home its met with uncontrollable laughter. I used to think the same till one day I ran out of T.P. That day changed my life. A good reason to always wear socks. And a tuque. |
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2004-09-13 18:29:32
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to retire again in 2056 Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1,400 Joined: 2004-02-21 Member No.: 7,728 |
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2004-09-13 19:53:21
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Right Honourable Member Group: Super Moderators Posts: 3,319 Joined: 2004-03-19 From: Bangkok Member No.: 8,384 |
QUOTE(The Gentleman Scamp @ Mon 2004-09-13, 16:04:31) How many uses have you found for yours? Some women in Thailand use them for erotic stimulation. Ask your GF about it and see if she blushes! |
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2004-09-13 20:02:12
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Distant Member Group: Honorary Members Posts: 3,156 Joined: 2004-03-27 From: Brussels Member No.: 8,602 |
The problem in Farang land is that the water is ice cold in winter.
You get a condition called "Frozen Fanny" probably why they are not available in the west. |
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2004-09-13 20:10:07
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Titanium Member Group: Advanced Members Posts: 8,547 Joined: 2003-12-28 From: จังหวดั สพรรณบุรี Member No.: 6,464 |
When I built in the US I installed a Bidet in the mstr. bath. Is that what y'all are referring to as a "Bum-Gun"?
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2004-09-13 20:18:49
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Secret Agent Group: Banned Posts: 665 Joined: 2004-06-30 From: Banned For Life! Member No.: 11,021 |
QUOTE(bkk barney @ Mon 2004-09-13, 18:23:39) erm, so they aint drinking fountains then? bkkbarny.. oooh so innocent eh! this is the guy who was recently arrested for participating in the disgusting craze of 'pumping' in public... most 'pumpers' like barney use a modified bum gun, they insert the nozzle far up their rectum, giving themselves a rush of water, creating a momentary high. this act is a sin against god...  barney was arrested whilst in the act of 'pumping' at his favourite katoey bar one night in pattaya... one woman passer-by thought she was watching a twilight firework display, and started clapping... pumping is the devil's pastime, and we must all say no to satan. use a bum gun to wash your dishes by all means, but then hide your gun where it cannot lead you into temptation... 
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2004-09-13 20:33:20
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poo dee ungrit Group: Honorary Members Posts: 11,883 Joined: 2004-04-06 From: Kalasin, Thailand / Cheltenham, England Member No.: 8,857 |
Toilet and "bum gun"
  totster
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2004-09-13 20:47:07
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Titanium Member Group: Advanced Members Posts: 8,547 Joined: 2003-12-28 From: จังหวดั สพรรณบุรี Member No.: 6,464 |
Yep, seen more of those in LOS than Bidets.
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2004-09-14 02:37:35
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Insomniac member Group: Honorary Members Posts: 3,608 Joined: 2004-01-04 Member No.: 6,606 |
QUOTE(Darknight @ Mon 2004-09-13, 20:02:12) The problem in Farang land is that the water is ice cold in winter. You get a condition called "Frozen Fanny" probably why they are not available in the west. Hence avoiding the occasional enema. - Ned Kelly just loves them anal related threads , so do I, but I'm sure he stays away as far as possible from Katoeys as I do!They built our washroom and installed one without my approval, goood thing, I used it on my 1st test "run", joyyyy. Seems now like thereshould almost be a forum dedicated on this stuuf after the "Battle over the wipe" and etc. threads.
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2004-09-14 03:39:10
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Titanium Member Group: Advanced Members Posts: 8,547 Joined: 2003-12-28 From: จังหวดั สพรรณบุรี Member No.: 6,464 |
Yeah, maybe we should recycle the old threads...running out of material.
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2004-09-14 03:52:00
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Insomniac member Group: Honorary Members Posts: 3,608 Joined: 2004-01-04 Member No.: 6,606 |
QUOTE(Boon Mee @ Tue 2004-09-14, 03:39:10) Yeah, maybe we should recycle the old threads...running out of material. Boon Mee. I often agree with you... but when politics are involved... Why is it that fecal matter brings many of us closer together whatever our political views are??? |
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2004-09-14 05:24:51
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bubblebuster Group: Banned Posts: 1,667 Joined: 2004-05-15 Member No.: 9,874 |
It is when the mentioned matter comes out of one's mouth that we tend to get into arguments.
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