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[chlear909]

what a great april fools day thing,good job m boys

[tim armstrong]

ZEAK, on 2007-04-01 10:56:44, said:

mogoso, on 2007-04-01 08:09:41, said:

OzMan_Bkk, on 2007-04-01 07:41:09, said:

I was so concerned about this new imposition on farang that I rushed straight down to my local 7-11. I asked the young chap behind the counter if I could check out his dongle. We are meeting tonight for drinks.

      

Nice one george!  I'm either still gullible or more trusting. - or maybe just thick? The dongle bit did ring a bell though.

[siampaulibuyasia]

george, on 2007-04-01 07:13:59, said:

New Luxury tax on internet usage in Thailand

All internet accounts to be taxed with 970 Baht/month.
Hardware dongle required for internet use

BANGKOK: -- The government has announced heavy investment to upgrade Thailand's international bandwidth, but has introduced an internet tax to help fund investment, and control usage.

The internet tax will be based on bandwidth and would be applied on a graduated scale according to the speed of a users internet connection. The internet luxory tax will be 970 Baht/month for most users.  

Foreigners without a work permit and retirees will be required to pay the monthly tax at a higher rate, 1,490 Baht/month.

Sombat Merou-Ruang, director of the Alien Internet Control Division at CAT headquarters in Bangkok says "foreigners that do not have work in Thailand only hang out on internet forums, visit pornographic sites and other website lamock, different from Thai citizens who mostly use the internet for banking, ecommerce, and furthering their education".

In addition to the bandwidth tax, an extra usage tax of 490 Baht will be levied on those using Bittorrents and surfing foreign language internet forums.

New hardware required

The new internet tax will require all internet users in Thailand to install a hardware dongle from CAT. The dongles can be picked up free of charge from any 7-Eleven outlets in Thailand starting today. Without the dongle, users will be disconnected after 6 minutes of use and unable to access the internet from 23.30pm tonight.

dongle_Apr1_2007.jpg
A dongle is a small hardware device that connects to a computer
serial port, to administrate the software who controls the user.
When the tax dongle is not present, the software runs in a restricted
mode or refuses to run. Windows XP and Windows Vista operating
systems are likely to hang without the tax dongle installed.

"This is a disaster" says Jarunsek Khlongtoy, owner of the Sanuk Internet Cafe at Khao San Road in Bangkok. "We need to raise our minute fees up by 300% from today, and set aside special computers for those wishing to use internet forums."

Malee Thorlee, manager of the Excite Internet shop on Sukhumvit says that she will now have to limit foreigners using the internet in the shop to one at a time, to keep costs down.

The head of CS-Loxinfo Department of Internet, Dr. Boonlert Chaamaak says this is a blow to internet users in Thailand, who already enjoy fast internet speeds and almost no down time.

DTAC has announced a new range of GPRS packages for foreigners, starting with 100hrs for 2,000 Baht, to combat the new internet tax. Other operators are likely to announce new GPRS charges soon.

Internet satellite to me moved

Shinsat PLC welcomes the tax, and has pledged to use the extra funds allocated to them to improve satellite internet communications. Dr. Rinrada Maimeepompem, head of IPstar Internet Speeds Division, has announced plans to move the IPstar satellite closer to earth from next month, which should improve speeds greatly due to less distance for the signal to travel.  The new owners Temasek will also use this opportunity to move the satellite nearer to Singapore, as it is now theirs.

TOT sources have said that executives are overjoyed at the prospect of government investment, adding that now they would be able to buy a new fleet of vans for their technicians, which is important if they wish to improve internet speeds and quality.

"This is typical for the CAT monopoly", says Dr. Pat Pong, administrator at Thaivisa.com, the leading portal for expats in Thailand. "We strongly believe this is just the government wanting to keep track of the internet usage". He continues: "Thaivisa.com will launch its own nationwide ISP shortly, trying to bypass the new internet tax with a new speed concept. We will provide speeds of 300 and 1200/75 baud, which is not taxable", says Dr. Pong to Reuters.

Foreigners applying to the Internet tax need to provide a valid passport with Non-Immigrant Visa, health certificate and 6 colour photos 4x2 cm, plus a verified copy of their house registration (Tabien Baan) or lease agreement.

CAT will close all unregistered internet accounts before midnight today.  

-- Thaivisa.com/Agencies 2007-04-01

[siampaulibuyasia]

well all farangs are using the internet for porn now are they ??? and thais are using the internet for banking etc what a load of codswalop. ask what most thais use the internet for and i think playing games come 1st and just see how many thai ladys are looking to find a generous farang to take care of them and there family. im sure a survey would show it would be a lot lot higher than banking  LOL

[thai4u]

Sorry guys..
Can someone explain me in simple words??
Is it for real?
My internet connection is on the wife name .
Will I be disconnected from the net start from tonight or what??

PLEASE HELP

[dude007]

The farang-hatred drips from Sombat Merou-Ruang's announcement!  He hardly can control himself in his wording!  What more can we expect in the future from this gentleman?  I believe that now everyone of the busy learnful Thais must be aware that farangs only roam sex- and pornographic websites the whole day long.

Whilst the tier pricing system finally seems to be constitutionalised!

[Aussietraveller]

Well done.
That got my heat pumping without the need for a cup of coffee..

      

[chlear909]

coach pete, on 2007-04-01 07:38:54, said:

can you use your own dongle....as my one is a bit bigger than the one in the pic.

I always use my own also,, but im selfish that way.knowin the thai gov theyll use the $ to create a perfect cyber hiway.

[oswaldcassidy]

george, on 2007-04-01 07:13:59, said:

New Luxury tax on internet usage in Thailand

All internet accounts to be taxed with 970 Baht/month.
Hardware dongle required for internet use

BANGKOK: -- The government has announced heavy investment to upgrade Thailand's international bandwidth, but has introduced an internet tax to help fund investment, and control usage.

The internet tax will be based on bandwidth and would be applied on a graduated scale according to the speed of a users internet connection. The internet luxory tax will be 970 Baht/month for most users.  

Foreigners without a work permit and retirees will be required to pay the monthly tax at a higher rate, 1,490 Baht/month.

Sombat Merou-Ruang, director of the Alien Internet Control Division at CAT headquarters in Bangkok says "foreigners that do not have work in Thailand only hang out on internet forums, visit pornographic sites and other website lamock, different from Thai citizens who mostly use the internet for banking, ecommerce, and furthering their education".

In addition to the bandwidth tax, an extra usage tax of 490 Baht will be levied on those using Bittorrents and surfing foreign language internet forums.

New hardware required

The new internet tax will require all internet users in Thailand to install a hardware dongle from CAT. The dongles can be picked up free of charge from any 7-Eleven outlets in Thailand starting today. Without the dongle, users will be disconnected after 6 minutes of use and unable to access the internet from 23.30pm tonight.

dongle_Apr1_2007.jpg
A dongle is a small hardware device that connects to a computer
serial port, to administrate the software who controls the user.
When the tax dongle is not present, the software runs in a restricted
mode or refuses to run. Windows XP and Windows Vista operating
systems are likely to hang without the tax dongle installed.

"This is a disaster" says Jarunsek Khlongtoy, owner of the Sanuk Internet Cafe at Khao San Road in Bangkok. "We need to raise our minute fees up by 300% from today, and set aside special computers for those wishing to use internet forums."

Malee Thorlee, manager of the Excite Internet shop on Sukhumvit says that she will now have to limit foreigners using the internet in the shop to one at a time, to keep costs down.

The head of CS-Loxinfo Department of Internet, Dr. Boonlert Chaamaak says this is a blow to internet users in Thailand, who already enjoy fast internet speeds and almost no down time.

DTAC has announced a new range of GPRS packages for foreigners, starting with 100hrs for 2,000 Baht, to combat the new internet tax. Other operators are likely to announce new GPRS charges soon.

Internet satellite to me moved

Shinsat PLC welcomes the tax, and has pledged to use the extra funds allocated to them to improve satellite internet communications. Dr. Rinrada Maimeepompem, head of IPstar Internet Speeds Division, has announced plans to move the IPstar satellite closer to earth from next month, which should improve speeds greatly due to less distance for the signal to travel.  The new owners Temasek will also use this opportunity to move the satellite nearer to Singapore, as it is now theirs.

TOT sources have said that executives are overjoyed at the prospect of government investment, adding that now they would be able to buy a new fleet of vans for their technicians, which is important if they wish to improve internet speeds and quality.

"This is typical for the CAT monopoly", says Dr. Pat Pong, administrator at Thaivisa.com, the leading portal for expats in Thailand. "We strongly believe this is just the government wanting to keep track of the internet usage". He continues: "Thaivisa.com will launch its own nationwide ISP shortly, trying to bypass the new internet tax with a new speed concept. We will provide speeds of 300 and 1200/75 baud, which is not taxable", says Dr. Pong to Reuters.

Foreigners applying to the Internet tax need to provide a valid passport with Non-Immigrant Visa, health certificate and 6 colour photos 4x2 cm, plus a verified copy of their house registration (Tabien Baan) or lease agreement.

CAT will close all unregistered internet accounts before midnight today.  

-- Thaivisa.com/Agencies 2007-04-01

[bully]

george, on 2007-04-01 07:13:59, said:

New Luxury tax on internet usage in Thailand

All internet accounts to be taxed with 970 Baht/month.
Hardware dongle required for internet use

BANGKOK: -- The government has announced heavy investment to upgrade Thailand's international bandwidth, but has introduced an internet tax to help fund investment, and control usage.

The internet tax will be based on bandwidth and would be applied on a graduated scale according to the speed of a users internet connection. The internet luxory tax will be 970 Baht/month for most users.  

Foreigners without a work permit and retirees will be required to pay the monthly tax at a higher rate, 1,490 Baht/month.

Sombat Merou-Ruang, director of the Alien Internet Control Division at CAT headquarters in Bangkok says "foreigners that do not have work in Thailand only hang out on internet forums, visit pornographic sites and other website lamock, different from Thai citizens who mostly use the internet for banking, ecommerce, and furthering their education".

In addition to the bandwidth tax, an extra usage tax of 490 Baht will be levied on those using Bittorrents and surfing foreign language internet forums.

New hardware required

The new internet tax will require all internet users in Thailand to install a hardware dongle from CAT. The dongles can be picked up free of charge from any 7-Eleven outlets in Thailand starting today. Without the dongle, users will be disconnected after 6 minutes of use and unable to access the internet from 23.30pm tonight.

dongle_Apr1_2007.jpg
A dongle is a small hardware device that connects to a computer
serial port, to administrate the software who controls the user.
When the tax dongle is not present, the software runs in a restricted
mode or refuses to run. Windows XP and Windows Vista operating
systems are likely to hang without the tax dongle installed.

"This is a disaster" says Jarunsek Khlongtoy, owner of the Sanuk Internet Cafe at Khao San Road in Bangkok. "We need to raise our minute fees up by 300% from today, and set aside special computers for those wishing to use internet forums."

Malee Thorlee, manager of the Excite Internet shop on Sukhumvit says that she will now have to limit foreigners using the internet in the shop to one at a time, to keep costs down.

The head of CS-Loxinfo Department of Internet, Dr. Boonlert Chaamaak says this is a blow to internet users in Thailand, who already enjoy fast internet speeds and almost no down time.

DTAC has announced a new range of GPRS packages for foreigners, starting with 100hrs for 2,000 Baht, to combat the new internet tax. Other operators are likely to announce new GPRS charges soon.

Internet satellite to me moved

Shinsat PLC welcomes the tax, and has pledged to use the extra funds allocated to them to improve satellite internet communications. Dr. Rinrada Maimeepompem, head of IPstar Internet Speeds Division, has announced plans to move the IPstar satellite closer to earth from next month, which should improve speeds greatly due to less distance for the signal to travel.  The new owners Temasek will also use this opportunity to move the satellite nearer to Singapore, as it is now theirs.

TOT sources have said that executives are overjoyed at the prospect of government investment, adding that now they would be able to buy a new fleet of vans for their technicians, which is important if they wish to improve internet speeds and quality.

"This is typical for the CAT monopoly", says Dr. Pat Pong, administrator at Thaivisa.com, the leading portal for expats in Thailand. "We strongly believe this is just the government wanting to keep track of the internet usage". He continues: "Thaivisa.com will launch its own nationwide ISP shortly, trying to bypass the new internet tax with a new speed concept. We will provide speeds of 300 and 1200/75 baud, which is not taxable", says Dr. Pong to Reuters.

Foreigners applying to the Internet tax need to provide a valid passport with Non-Immigrant Visa, health certificate and 6 colour photos 4x2 cm, plus a verified copy of their house registration (Tabien Baan) or lease agreement.

CAT will close all unregistered internet accounts before midnight today.  

-- Thaivisa.com/Agencies 2007-04-01

APRIL FOOL !!

[Thai-Spy]

We made a few phone calls about this just this morning. It should be possible to use your own dongle, but there can be configuration issues.

Assistance Centers are being set up, but we could only get a partial list: In Bangkok this will include Sukhumvit Soi 4, Sukhumvit Soi 23, and Suriyawongse Road. In Pattaya: Walking Street, Beach Road and Soi 6 adjacent to the Public Library. Experienced personnel in each location will be available to help you with your dongle although there will be a fee for the service.

When using your dongle in certain interfaces and ports it's important that you keep the protective cover on it.

[oswaldcassidy]

NIGEPERRIN, on 2007-04-01 07:34:33, said:

george, on 2007-04-01 07:13:59, said:

New Luxury tax on internet usage in Thailand

All internet accounts to be taxed with 970 Baht/month.
Hardware dongle required for internet use

BANGKOK: -- The government has announced heavy investment to upgrade Thailand's international bandwidth, but has introduced an internet tax to help fund investment, and control usage.

The internet tax will be based on bandwidth and would be applied on a graduated scale according to the speed of a users internet connection. The internet luxory tax will be 970 Baht/month for most users.  

Foreigners without a work permit and retirees will be required to pay the monthly tax at a higher rate, 1,490 Baht/month.

Sombat Merou-Ruang, director of the Alien Internet Control Division at CAT headquarters in Bangkok says "foreigners that do not have work in Thailand only hang out on internet forums, visit pornographic sites and other website lamock, different from Thai citizens who mostly use the internet for banking, ecommerce, and furthering their education".

In addition to the bandwidth tax, an extra usage tax of 490 Baht will be levied on those using Bittorrents and surfing foreign language internet forums.

New hardware required

The new internet tax will require all internet users in Thailand to install a hardware dongle from CAT. The dongles can be picked up free of charge from any 7-Eleven outlets in Thailand starting today. Without the dongle, users will be disconnected after 6 minutes of use and unable to access the internet from 23.30pm tonight.

dongle_Apr1_2007.jpg
A dongle is a small hardware device that connects to a computer
serial port, to administrate the software who controls the user.
When the tax dongle is not present, the software runs in a restricted
mode or refuses to run. Windows XP and Windows Vista operating
systems are likely to hang without the tax dongle installed.

"This is a disaster" says Jarunsek Khlongtoy, owner of the Sanuk Internet Cafe at Khao San Road in Bangkok. "We need to raise our minute fees up by 300% from today, and set aside special computers for those wishing to use internet forums."

Malee Thorlee, manager of the Excite Internet shop on Sukhumvit says that she will now have to limit foreigners using the internet in the shop to one at a time, to keep costs down.

The head of CS-Loxinfo Department of Internet, Dr. Boonlert Chaamaak says this is a blow to internet users in Thailand, who already enjoy fast internet speeds and almost no down time.

DTAC has announced a new range of GPRS packages for foreigners, starting with 100hrs for 2,000 Baht, to combat the new internet tax. Other operators are likely to announce new GPRS charges soon.

Internet satellite to me moved

Shinsat PLC welcomes the tax, and has pledged to use the extra funds allocated to them to improve satellite internet communications. Dr. Rinrada Maimeepompem, head of IPstar Internet Speeds Division, has announced plans to move the IPstar satellite closer to earth from next month, which should improve speeds greatly due to less distance for the signal to travel.  The new owners Temasek will also use this opportunity to move the satellite nearer to Singapore, as it is now theirs.

TOT sources have said that executives are overjoyed at the prospect of government investment, adding that now they would be able to buy a new fleet of vans for their technicians, which is important if they wish to improve internet speeds and quality.

"This is typical for the CAT monopoly", says Dr. Pat Pong, administrator at Thaivisa.com, the leading portal for expats in Thailand. "We strongly believe this is just the government wanting to keep track of the internet usage". He continues: "Thaivisa.com will launch its own nationwide ISP shortly, trying to bypass the new internet tax with a new speed concept. We will provide speeds of 300 and 1200/75 baud, which is not taxable", says Dr. Pong to Reuters..

Foreigners applying to the Internet tax need to provide a valid passport with Non-Immigrant Visa, health certificate and 6 colour photos 4x2 cm, plus a verified copy of their house registration (Tabien Baan) or lease agreement.

CAT will close all unregistered internet accounts before midnight today.  

-- Thaivisa.com/Agencies 2007-04-01

[dude007]

The Singaporeans will move the Shin satellite somewhat closer to their country?   How will they do that?  Who is fabricating these stories with the only intention to create more bad feelings towards the Singaporeans...?

I also heard that they will reposition the sun to shift the climate change to Thailand only...     

[A_Traveller]

and then :-

Sunday April 01, 2007
Govt figures urged to disrobe for charity

A remote temple in the Northeast yesterday appealed to elder statesmen and women in the government to help raise funds for the terminally ill patients it shelters by shedding their formal suits and skirts and posing naked for a charity photo shoot.

A spokesman for Wat Pa Samun Prai said proceeds from the fund raising effort would be acceptable because the ministers would be reminding people of the way long and unyielding years of public service can take its toll on the human body.

The images would not be sexually provocative like some of the nud_e snaps of male and female celebrities being offered in a magazine's charity edition for Aids sufferers at another temple, the spokesman said, adding that he was not making any judgement on the physical attractiveness of any of the government ministers.

The temple in Ban Bai Buabok of Nong Bualampoo celebrates its ninth cycle today.

Link
http://www.bangkokpo...2007_news03.php

[tropicaljohn]

LaoPo, on 2007-04-01 08:23:15, said:

I really don't understand this "New Luxury tax on internet usage in Thailand"

Just received a PM from Administration telling me that all Thaivisa Members who haven't actually been in Thailand since January 1, 2007 will be disconnected as from tonight because of the high costs involved. Just members & posters living in Thailand or very frequent visitors are allowed to stay 'onboard' with Thaivisa.... That's utter nonsense!
I haven't been in LOS since some 5 months ago, but I feel discriminated now !
Why on earth would I be disconnected from Thaivisa?

Anybody else received this message ?  

I'm real angry now !  

LaoPo

Dont suppose today being April Fools day, this is just a hoax !!!!!!!!!!!!

[begsaresponse]

Great April Fool George.

I fell for it 'hook line and sinker' but mamanoodle ( must ensure I spell it correct!) said what day is it? I said I will go down the road to 7/11 as they are open every day. Obviously that was not her point!

I was thinking of buying a big flashing dongle ....yes so....my mind was working overtime!

[thaibear1]

hpotamus, on 2007-04-01 07:39:40, said:

BANGKOK 2007-04-01

ThaiVisa.com has agreed to pay the internet usage tax for all foreigners in Thailand from its vast advertising revenues.
Sombat Merou-Ruang, director of the Alien Internet Control Division at CAT headquarters in Bangkok called this unprecedented move by ThaiVisa.com "another sign that foreigners try to interfere in our affairs".

It is time to ask how big is the brain of certain authorities. Every where unfriendly the Faragn pay much more, even many are stole by National Park entry with a waterfall you never can see because no normal access. Only after you paid 400 Bath insted 40 THB as Thai the truth you get learn. The near Asian countries smile and welcome Farangs and offer many facilities. Let's go

[Peter Bysouth]

LaoPo, on 2007-04-01 08:23:15, said:

I really don't understand this "New Luxury tax on internet usage in Thailand"

Just received a PM from Administration telling me that all Thaivisa Members who haven't actually been in Thailand since January 1, 2007 will be disconnected as from tonight because of the high costs involved. Just members & posters living in Thailand or very frequent visitors are allowed to stay 'onboard' with Thaivisa.... That's utter nonsense!
I haven't been in LOS since some 5 months ago, but I feel discriminated now !
Why on earth would I be disconnected from Thaivisa?

Anybody else received this message ?  

I'm real angry now !  

LaoPo

I think it's a good idea it will give me 2 more hours free time as I will not be using the internet

[Beavis and Butthead]

Nice april fool's joke and look at all who fell for it

[seagull]

dude007, on 2007-04-01 11:33:17, said:

The Singaporeans will move the Shin satellite somewhat closer to their country? How will they do that? Who is fabricating these stories with the only intention to create more bad feelings towards the Singaporeans...?

I also heard that they will reposition the sun to shift the climate change to Thailand only...     

Don't laugh, the Singaporeans can do it by year 2010  April the first.

[DFCarlson]

Hey, April Fool or not, let's not give 'em any ideas...

[bob6023]

QualityTouristNumberOne, on 2007-04-01 02:17:55, said:

I was informed that Irish expats cant use a dongle,
it has to be a "Dougal"

wombat, on 2007-04-01 09:15:57, said:

            

and the date today is.......

[ggwyn]

rotfl
What a joke! LOL
Surely a joke that we must all have to use our new dongles by midnight. LOL
And that inference that foriegners trawl devient sites and Thais only use it for serious study  
An April fools joke of course! LOL
I don't mind a good laugh but HEY! This April fools joke will be giving people heartburn.
Greg

[bob6023]

OK, George, That was ###### good. You had me going. A Dongle from 7/11.  Oh boy !!!!!
Be careful don't give 'em ideas

[Bianca Hein]

Dear Thai Visa,

This is simply to advise you that you that my Attorney, Bernie, will be contacting you for damages incurred in the loss of time and money spent in searching for dongles.

I have been informed by the scientific community that not just any dongle will do. Such shoddy reporting could of at least included the primary hardware element which is the "angle on the dangle" to get the dongle to work.

I advise you to respond promptly with any communications to Attorney Bernie.

I am surprised that this low level story supercedes the paramount trade issue of the importation of chicken lips from China.

Yours in good humor,
Blonde Bomber