Posted 2004-09-13 16:04:31
Let's have a proper discussion on the humble Bum-gun, also known as the Jacksie-jet, the Gussethose, the Winnitwasher and the Nipsy Sprinkler... (Well I actually made the last four up but nevermind) ...How many uses have you found for yours?
Depending on the pressure of the jet, I have, over the years used it to clean the floor, clean the dishes and even give myself a colonic irrigation.
It's also come in handy as defence against mozzies when you're sat down with your pants around your ankles laying a cable and therefore otherwise defenceless to react; and it is also an ideal way to create your own 'Indoor Sonkhran' whereby you can soak the girlfriend, rot the wallpaper and blow up the telly.
I've even taken one home with me to England and given it as a present.
It does beat tissue paper IMHO, although the humble shitrag is still required to DRY my bottom after using the gun before pulling up my shreddies. 
Posted 2004-09-13 17:21:59
It's great for getting rid of those stubborn skid marks in the bowl sometimes too........ 
Posted 2004-09-13 17:40:33
I was confused at first about the "arse-hose" - but now i can't do without it - lovely and soothing.
Posted 2004-09-13 17:51:17
The arse hose is the name i use.
Its also quite good for cleaning dried puke off the hong nam in the morning after a bender the night before... or so i'm told 
Posted 2004-09-13 18:04:39
It'a a rite-good gizmo for getting gunk out of t'cylinder head of my Ariel combo 
Posted 2004-09-13 18:10:46
It's known as the "butt blaster" around my office.
Posted 2004-09-13 18:19:05
Whenever I mention the genious of this device to friends and family back home its met with uncontrollable laughter. I used to think the same till one day I ran out of T.P. That day changed my life.
Other names:
ring-spring
breath-freshner
arse-wash
arse-cannon
pooper-degooper
sphincter-sprinkler
Pom-shower
Posted 2004-09-13 18:23:39
erm, so they aint drinking fountains then?
Posted 2004-09-13 18:23:42
igotworms, on Mon 2004-09-13, 11:19:05, said: Whenever I mention the genious of this device to friends and family back home its met with uncontrollable laughter. I used to think the same till one day I ran out of T.P. That day changed my life.
A good reason to always wear socks.
Posted 2004-09-13 18:24:35
Also handy for cleaning your teeth after the extra strong Darlie
Posted 2004-09-13 18:28:05
PvtDick, on Mon 2004-09-13, 18:23:42, said: igotworms, on Mon 2004-09-13, 11:19:05, said: Whenever I mention the genious of this device to friends and family back home its met with uncontrollable laughter. I used to think the same till one day I ran out of T.P. That day changed my life.
A good reason to always wear socks.
And a tuque.
Posted 2004-09-13 18:29:32
Posted 2004-09-13 19:53:21
The Gentleman Scamp, on Mon 2004-09-13, 16:04:31, said: How many uses have you found for yours?
Some women in Thailand use them for erotic stimulation. Ask your GF about it and see if she blushes!
Posted 2004-09-13 20:02:12
The problem in Farang land is that the water is ice cold in winter.
You get a condition called "Frozen Fanny"
probably why they are not available in the west.
Posted 2004-09-13 20:10:07
When I built in the US I installed a Bidet in the mstr. bath. Is that what y'all are referring to as a "Bum-Gun"?
Posted 2004-09-13 20:18:49
bkk barney, on Mon 2004-09-13, 18:23:39, said: erm, so they aint drinking fountains then?
bkkbarny.. oooh so innocent eh!
this is the guy who was recently arrested for participating in the disgusting craze of 'pumping' in public...
most 'pumpers' like barney use a modified bum gun, they insert the nozzle far up their rectum, giving themselves a rush of water, creating a momentary high. this act is a sin against god... 
barney was arrested whilst in the act of 'pumping' at his favourite katoey bar one night in pattaya... one woman passer-by thought she was watching a twilight firework display, and started clapping...
pumping is the devil's pastime, and we must all say no to satan. use a bum gun to wash your dishes by all means, but then hide your gun where it cannot lead you into temptation...
Posted 2004-09-13 20:33:20
Posted 2004-09-13 20:47:07
Yep, seen more of those in LOS than Bidets.
Posted 2004-09-14 02:37:35
Darknight, on Mon 2004-09-13, 20:02:12, said: The problem in Farang land is that the water is ice cold in winter.
You get a condition called "Frozen Fanny"
probably why they are not available in the west.
Hence avoiding the occasional enema.
- Ned Kelly just loves them anal related threads , so do I, but I'm sure he stays away as far as possible from Katoeys as I do!
They built our washroom and installed one without my approval, goood thing, I used it on my 1st test "run", joyyyy.
Seems now like thereshould almost be a forum dedicated on this stuuf after the "Battle over the wipe" and etc. threads.
Posted 2004-09-14 03:39:10
Yeah, maybe we should recycle the old threads...running out of material.
Posted 2004-09-14 03:52:00
Boon Mee, on Tue 2004-09-14, 03:39:10, said: Yeah, maybe we should recycle the old threads...running out of material.
Boon Mee. I often agree with you... but when politics are involved...
Why is it that fecal matter brings many of us closer together whatever our political views are???
Posted 2004-09-14 05:24:51
It is when the mentioned matter comes out of one's mouth that we tend to get into arguments.
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