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#26 Payboy

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Posted 2008-05-09 09:23:00

View Posteefoo, on 2008-05-08 20:35:26, said:

And I found this one on the 'net. The Thai is correct so I assume it's a real sign somewhere, rather than a photoshop job.
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that one must be in front of government house.... :o

#27 njpski

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Posted 2008-05-09 10:13:09

View Posteefoo, on 2008-05-08 23:35:26, said:

This was on Ko Samet :-

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And I found this one on the 'net. The Thai is correct so I assume it's a real sign somewhere, rather than a photoshop job.

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probably near Khon Kaen

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Posted 2008-05-09 10:31:31

here is one my passenger shot yesterday.....Yes in Thailand !!
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Posted 2008-05-09 10:36:19

View PostWho, me ?, on 2008-05-09 10:31:31, said:

here is one my passenger shot yesterday.....Yes in Thailand !!
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Remember, the culture is "form without substance." :o

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Posted 2008-05-09 10:46:27

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Hard to read but it says "reduce global warming, use less save more" above a toilet paper roll in MBK. How do you use not enough toilet Paper?

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Posted 2008-05-09 11:18:20

View Postzorro1, on 2008-05-09 10:46:27, said:

Hard to read but it says "reduce global warming, use less save more" above a toilet paper roll in MBK. How do you use not enough toilet Paper?
one way would be to use both sides... :o

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Posted 2008-05-09 12:19:05

View Postbangkokrick, on 2008-05-06 21:13:35, said:

I saw this outside a temple and thought that i would share it with you. By the way i don't intend to offend anyone by posting this, but i did find it funny.


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Cheers, Rick
Sorry, I don't have a photo, but we have a classic sign here in Phuket, it shows a policeman and it says

"Drive fast, be careful"

#33 Boater

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Posted 2008-05-09 16:01:03

some more

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Posted 2008-05-09 17:35:09

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#35 Gonsalviz

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Posted 2008-05-11 05:44:19

And for you weavers:

'LOOM TO LET'

#36 Galong

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Posted 2008-05-11 08:16:39

Quite a while ago there used to be signs all over Phuket Town saying "Keep Wales Tidy". :D Then the Phuket Gazette made light of them and they were taken down.

In Patong there are street signs saying "Turn Left When Safety"... oh for Christ's sake, there are ten gazillion native English speakers in Patong every day, why not ask someone to proof read stuff? :o

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Posted 2008-05-11 08:20:34

J Waker singn in skyscraper in Bangkok

"Drink don't Drive"

a classic in getting your priorities right!


from ireland.. (yes i am Irish) and one of the few natinons that can laugh at our self's

"Car Park Pedestrians Only" this sign is in main st birr co offaly.

have a happy

Foggy

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Posted 2008-05-11 15:12:24

View Posthuggybear, on 2008-05-09 12:19:05, said:

View Postbangkokrick, on 2008-05-06 21:13:35, said:

I saw this outside a temple and thought that i would share it with you. By the way i don't intend to offend anyone by posting this, but i did find it funny.


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Cheers, Rick
Sorry, I don't have a photo, but we have a classic sign here in Phuket, it shows a policeman and it says

"Drive fast, be careful"





Right on the top of Patong Hill...

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#39 peter991

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Posted 2008-05-11 15:15:21

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#40 Andrew Hicks

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Posted 2008-05-11 15:24:31

[quote name='Chinesegirl' post='1968699' date='2008-05-07 21:59:05'][quote name='JetsetBkk' post='1968593' date='2008-05-07 21:59:24'][quote name='sweetchariot' post='1968350' date='2008-05-07 18:43:13'][quote name='Crossy' post='1968343' date='2008-05-07 18:38:37'][quote name='JetsetBkk' post='1968319' date='2008-05-07 19:27:46']Small typo in an in-flight magazine:[/quote]
Never worked out if it was deliberate or not, but French Connection UK is real enough [url="http://www.fcuk.com/uk/"]http://www.fcuk.com/uk/[/url] :D
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I think he was talking about the typo next to the watch...
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Er - Yes! :D

How about this pair? Firstly:

:D

haha..very good one :D B) :D

I should drive the other road..new driver...too bad... :o :D


And then the next sign:




And yes, it was ****ing steep! :D


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In Kanchanaburi near a village called BAN POO PONG a road sign as follows.

AWARE! STEEP AND CURVE

#41 Andrew Hicks

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Posted 2008-05-11 15:29:48

View PostFoggy Dew, on 2008-05-11 08:20:34, said:

J Waker singn in skyscraper in Bangkok

"Drink don't Drive"

a classic in getting your priorities right!


from ireland.. (yes i am Irish) and one of the few natinons that can laugh at our self's

"Car Park Pedestrians Only" this sign is in main st birr co offaly.

have a happy

Foggy

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Posted 2008-05-11 15:38:40

One of my favorites.[attachment=56573:No_Poopin__Here.jpg

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Posted 2008-05-11 15:54:01

View Postpeter991, on 2008-05-11 15:15:21, said:


Reckon the prick behind is always the bigger worry.

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Posted 2008-05-11 18:46:15

View Postbangkokrick, on 2008-05-06 21:13:35, said:

I saw this outside a temple and thought that i would share it with you. By the way i don't intend to offend anyone by posting this, but i did find it funny.
Cheers, Rick

dear rick, you do not offend, you just don't understand! the thai writing would explain to you that the meaning is 'racks'. just that so many thai tongues (coming from china) can't pronounce the 'r' and speak 'l' instead. one of the most (in)famous examples is: "loom leddy", which in fact is a message from your hotel room maid that your "room is ready". just like some english tongues have a problem with the pronouciation of the thai city and province of 'trang' (ตรัง) which for them is thus spelled 'trung'. some english people drink 'beer chaeng in traeng' do you think this funny?
cheers, stephan

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Posted 2008-05-11 19:10:58

View Postscyriacus, on 2008-05-11 18:46:15, said:

View Postbangkokrick, on 2008-05-06 21:13:35, said:

I saw this outside a temple and thought that i would share it with you. By the way i don't intend to offend anyone by posting this, but i did find it funny.
Cheers, Rick

dear rick, you do not offend, you just don't understand! the thai writing would explain to you that the meaning is 'racks'. just that so many thai tongues (coming from china) can't pronounce the 'r' and speak 'l' instead. one of the most (in)famous examples is: "loom leddy", which in fact is a message from your hotel room maid that your "room is ready". just like some english tongues have a problem with the pronouciation of the thai city and province of 'trang' (ตรัง) which for them is thus spelled 'trung'. some english people drink 'beer chaeng in traeng' do you think this funny?
cheers, stephan

Jeez.....get a sense of humour.....This is a light hearted review of the more amusing signs in Thailand.....not a lesson in Thai pronunciation....or is this an attempt to show off you have some form of mastery of the Thai language ??...

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Posted 2008-05-12 00:32:08

I did not get the 'On Line' thing here :o

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Posted 2008-05-12 00:35:01

And a Survinior Shop... lol.

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Posted 2008-05-12 10:24:44

another temple sign
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Posted 2008-05-12 13:04:02

View Postpeter991, on 2008-05-11 12:15:21, said:



I think some wag has doctored this sign. The Thai says "beware of falling rocks ahead". The English probably used to read "beware of the brick in front of you" until someone scrubbed out the bottom part of the B. Still funny though !!

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Posted 2008-05-12 13:08:55

.... seen on Samui some time ago..

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