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The Sick Cow Story

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Here I am married for almost two months, ready to go back today to the USA for 3 weeks and my wife just gave me the sick cow story. One of her dads baby cows is sick and they need money to give it medical attention.

I thought this only happens to Farang suckers who dont live here and are in telecommunication relationships but I was wrong. I guess all the money I have given her and her family doesnt mean anything. They are trying to get every nickel out of me before I go back to the USA.

Needless to say I am not giving her or her family any more money. I already paid sin sid and 3 bahts gold two months ago.

For a culture as polite as the Thais seem to have, they have alot of nerve and are rude in many other respects.

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and how long had you known her before marriage?

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and what bar did she come from.......lol.

and you didnt realize something amiss w all the money you gave her and her family....................lol.

Sir, cows do get sick ya know......................lol. and they do need medical attention...............lol.

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Here I am married for almost two months, ready to go back today to the USA for 3 weeks and my wife just gave me the sick cow story. One of her dads baby cows is sick and they need money to give it medical attention.

I thought this only happens to Farang suckers who dont live here and are in telecommunication relationships but I was wrong. I guess all the money I have given her and her family doesnt mean anything. They are trying to get every nickel out of me before I go back to the USA.

Needless to say I am not giving her or her family any more money. I already paid sin sid and 3 bahts gold two months ago.

For a culture as polite as the Thais seem to have, they have alot of nerve and are rude in many other respects.

That's your biggest mistake, sin sod and gold.

I did neither and when the Mrs rolls out the sick dog, cattle, chicken routine _ I simply reply "Honey, you knew I was a cheap bastard before we got married, why should it change now".

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Here I am married for almost two months, ready to go back today to the USA for 3 weeks and my wife just gave me the sick cow story. One of her dads baby cows is sick and they need money to give it medical attention.

I thought this only happens to Farang suckers who dont live here and are in telecommunication relationships but I was wrong. I guess all the money I have given her and her family doesnt mean anything. They are trying to get every nickel out of me before I go back to the USA.

Needless to say I am not giving her or her family any more money. I already paid sin sid and 3 bahts gold two months ago.

For a culture as polite as the Thais seem to have, they have alot of nerve and are rude in many other respects.

That's your biggest mistake, sin sod and gold.

I did neither and when the Mrs rolls out the sick dog, cattle, chicken routine _ I simply reply "Honey, you knew I was a cheap bastard before we got married, why should it change now".

hard to stop once you start.

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Why is it up to you to fix the Cow ? Dont give her any else she will keep on asking for evermore.

I just had to reply to this thread with it being about Cows - lol... :o

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i think the sin sod and gold was like, pardon my language, the ejaculation! whatever he gave be4 led up to the ejaculation................lol.

now they just want whatevres left as the penis goes limp.............lol

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i think the sin sod and gold was like, pardon my language, the ejaculation! whatever he gave be4 led up to the ejaculation................lol.

now they just want whatevres left as the penis goes limp.............lol

interesting analogy :o

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Contrary to popular Falang wisdom, Thai bovines do from time to time need a veterinarian's hand and aren't blessed with eternal life.

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Contrary to popular Falang wisdom, Thai bovines do from time to time need a veterinarian's hand and aren't blessed with eternal life.

Chai, and contrary to Thai wisdom, sick cows happened long before it became the norm to ask farang to finance their sicknesses.

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Tell her You have E Mailed the Symptoms to Your friend in the states who is a Expert Cow Vet

He has come back to say not to wast any money on the cow it will Make no differance

death will come soon. Your Vet Friend as seen lots like this one. Sorry and all that

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Contrary to popular Falang wisdom, Thai bovines do from time to time need a veterinarian's hand and aren't blessed with eternal life.

I think that the Khwai has made an udderly good point here.

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send them a book from amazon.com on how to best prepare meals with baby cattle as main ingrdient............lol.

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Contrary to popular Falang wisdom, Thai bovines do from time to time need a veterinarian's hand and aren't blessed with eternal life.

I think that the Khwai has made an udderly good point here.

not bad, thought for a minute you might put your hoof in your mouth but that one rolled out smoother than a calf's nose after feeding.

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Just hope that this nasty disease is not spreading as after it downs the buffalo the geese will be next...

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well the OP is viewing the topic....

can you enlighten us with answers to the questions??????

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well the OP is viewing the topic....

can you enlighten us with answers to the questions??????

Just because his name shows up on the bottom of the page does not mean he is sitting at his computer right now. I leave mine on all the time and i am not sitting at the computer 24 hours a day.

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OP I would have thought also that your father in law would have been a bit more appreciative as you were buying him a new tractor as per your previous post...

"I`m looking to buy my father-in-law a tractor to use on his farm. Does anyone know where I can buy a new or used one near Udonthani? Thanks."

Seriously mate sounds like you got yourself some catch there be careful and wise.

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i think you should mooove back to the US asap before she milks you dry.

:o

was waiting for that

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When the cow dies, carve it up into small chunks, package it and sell it under the name "I can't believe it's not better"

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Ok here is today.....teacup wisdom

"As long as there are nit-wit farangs around, there will be a cow born every minute" :o

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When the cow dies, carve it up into small chunks, package it and sell it under the name "I can't believe it's not better"

:o:D:D:D:D:wai::P

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Ok here is today.....teacup wisdom

"As long as there are nit-wit farangs around, there will be a cow born every minute" :o

wow Teacup, that time in the USA has paid off, did you take evening philosophy courses at LA EX?

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