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[animatic]

Interesting software that sees blowjob as OK,  
but wanke_r gets a underscore like we won't know what it says...
and wanking doesn't.  


I love dichotomies!

Edited by animatic, 2009-08-10 22:11:25.

[Junglejumbo]

Who said that Malaysia is now a better country to live in?

The mind of this doctor is comparable to the backwardness of village doctors found in remote African settings I expect..

[ryladie99]

george, on 2009-08-09 11:40:00, said:

Thai A(H1N1) resistant to Tamiflu – Malaysians told to stop wanking
By John Le Fevre

(THAIVISA.COM): -- Thai authorities are urging calm after the first case of pandemic A(H1N1) found resistant to the front-line antiviral drug Tamiflu was found in a patient at Ramathibodi Hospital.

The discovery was made in a batch of 50 confirmed pandemic A(H1N1) samples being tested by the hospital laboratory.

The two cases will be discussed at a meeting of virologists and health authorities tomorrow, which will also review the national strategy for combatting the spread of the virus and the planned stockpiling of oseltamivir, the generic version of Tamiflu.

The meeting will also discuss treatment guidelines and whether Thailand should stockpile the alternative antiviral drug zanamivir.

Prof Dr Wasun Chantratita, chief of virology and molecular microbiology at Ramathibodi Hospital, said the Tamiflu resistant strain was found in a Thai who had since recovered from pandemic A(H1N1).

Health experts have previously cautioned that overuse, incorrect prescribing, or self medicating with oseltamivir may lead to drug resistance.

Dr. Wasun said 10,000 out of 15,000 samples sent for testing were positive for the pandemic A(H1N1) virus, leading us to assume that the majority of people with flu-like symptoms will have pandemic A(H1N1).

Meanwhile a doctor in Malaysia has said that avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures people can take to reduce their chances of contracting the virus.

Dr. V. M. Palaniappan, an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy, said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacidised.

Dr. Palaniappan told Bernama, the Malaysian national news agency, that masturbation and homosexual activity made "the body become an easy target for pandemic A(H1N1) infection," however, the normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe.

Dr Palaniappan, a former associate professor of ecology at Universiti Malaya, said his 33 years of research had shown that high acidity in the body resulted in loss of immunity, thus making people more susceptible to viral diseases such as pandemic A(H1N1).

The doctor said to prevent acidity, it was essential to consume alkaline food and drinks that could neutralise excess acid in the body.

He recommended people drink coconut water, which is alkaline, and therefore could be used as a herbal medicine for the prevention of pandemic A(H1N1), along with orange, lemon and pomelo which, despite containing citric acid, were very rich in potassium and therefore, would not disturb the body's immunity.


-- thaivisa.com 2009-08-09

Thanks and keep educating us. I promise your team that I will forward your websites to all my friends...

[ClaytonSeymour]

It would appear that the good doctor has closed the comments section on his blog, I wonder why? Also, his number of followers has increased from seven to seventeen.

[moskito]

Finally THEY created a virus to get rid of all the wanke_rs in the world  

thanks to all the doctors and professors working on it,
it should help us a lot to drop the worlds population and give the non wanke_rs enough food to survive the future ROFL


    

[Sisaketmike]

george, on 2009-08-09 21:40:00, said:

Thai A(H1N1) resistant to Tamiflu – Malaysians told to stop wanking
By John Le Fevre

(THAIVISA.COM): -- Thai authorities are urging calm after the first case of pandemic A(H1N1) found resistant to the front-line antiviral drug Tamiflu was found in a patient at Ramathibodi Hospital.

The discovery was made in a batch of 50 confirmed pandemic A(H1N1) samples being tested by the hospital laboratory.

The two cases will be discussed at a meeting of virologists and health authorities tomorrow, which will also review the national strategy for combatting the spread of the virus and the planned stockpiling of oseltamivir, the generic version of Tamiflu.

The meeting will also discuss treatment guidelines and whether Thailand should stockpile the alternative antiviral drug zanamivir.

Prof Dr Wasun Chantratita, chief of virology and molecular microbiology at Ramathibodi Hospital, said the Tamiflu resistant strain was found in a Thai who had since recovered from pandemic A(H1N1).

Health experts have previously cautioned that overuse, incorrect prescribing, or self medicating with oseltamivir may lead to drug resistance.

Dr. Wasun said 10,000 out of 15,000 samples sent for testing were positive for the pandemic A(H1N1) virus, leading us to assume that the majority of people with flu-like symptoms will have pandemic A(H1N1).

Meanwhile a doctor in Malaysia has said that avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures people can take to reduce their chances of contracting the virus.

Dr. V. M. Palaniappan, an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy, said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacidised.

Dr. Palaniappan told Bernama, the Malaysian national news agency, that masturbation and homosexual activity made "the body become an easy target for pandemic A(H1N1) infection," however, the normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe.

Dr Palaniappan, a former associate professor of ecology at Universiti Malaya, said his 33 years of research had shown that high acidity in the body resulted in loss of immunity, thus making people more susceptible to viral diseases such as pandemic A(H1N1).

The doctor said to prevent acidity, it was essential to consume alkaline food and drinks that could neutralise excess acid in the body.

He recommended people drink coconut water, which is alkaline, and therefore could be used as a herbal medicine for the prevention of pandemic A(H1N1), along with orange, lemon and pomelo which, despite containing citric acid, were very rich in potassium and therefore, would not disturb the body's immunity.


-- thaivisa.com 2009-08-09

I started to masturbate while reading this. Please ,virologists and other experts: 'What's the differnce between having an orgasm through masturbation and having sex with my wife, or yours, which could also result into an 'unmasturbated' orgasm. Didn't you say that sleeping with your wife's okay ,but masturbating alone isn't
good for my health? Here's my number for your wife: 0860713571

Edited by Sisaketmike, 2009-08-11 16:38:31.

[tropo]

Rachawadee, on 2009-08-09 22:33:56, said:

  What would they think of next?  

You gentlemen should stop wanking ASAP then.

That could be tough for the married men.

[cyb]

tropo, on 2009-08-11 19:40:16, said:

That could be tough for the married men.

Speak for yourself Tropo

[mahtin]

Without a randomized, double-blind study of the safety, transmissibility and phenotypic and genotypic stability of cold-adapted influenza virus vaccine I will continue to recommend Marmite jars.

[christcourt]

Zatara, on 2009-08-10 00:04:23, said:

This post wins! It made me laugh real hard. thanks..

I agree this must rate the best joke on "ThaiVisa" this year. I actually work in Malaysia  and have Bupa Int healthcare. So I'll "hot foot it" out of hear should I fall ill !!!. Good one keep them coming.
Dongtan beach Pattaya must be deserted now that this news has broken hehehehe!!!

[reallyok]

chrislarsson, on 2009-08-09 22:55:43, said:

Is this supposed to be a joke?

Nahhhhh !!   just good advice especially for us 70 yr olds.  

[reallyok]

sanmiguellight, on 2009-08-09 23:47:10, said:

I always thought that wanking was associated with going blind, now im really worried i could also get flu because of it.

Sportsmen having sex before major sporting events is meant to affect their onfield performance, so i heard down the pub.

Yehhh   and it causes hair to grow in the palm of your hands !!   thats real bad for professional card players, so beware .

[Zpete]

Reckon the "Learned Doc" most likely believes.........

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