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[teddy_bare]

maybe it was a quick off the cuff remark

[spongeman]

teddy_bare, on 2009-08-09 23:30:54, said:

maybe it was a quick off the cuff remark

Fair play to the Malaysians, first riots now this, they are sure COMING out of their shell.

[WorldwideALOHA]

I thought that was what the disinfectant lotions were for at the banks and movie theatres...

[Trouble]

Evidently the good "Dr." has been busy since his retirement from the University of Malaysia in 1994 writing books. Here is one entitled "SEX PROBLEMS: Causes, Cure and Prevention"

http://ebooks.ebookm...61555-ebook.htm

This guy is a work of art. To think he was teaching at a university where he could influence students is disheartening to say the least. It is no wonder Malaysia has gone backwards in the last 30 years.

Thanks everyone, I have been laughly hysterically for 15 minutes now. Can't wait to come back tomarrow for some more laughs.

Edited by Trouble, 2009-08-09 23:58:02.

[animatic]

CrossBones, on 2009-08-09 23:16:52, said:

Its ok to w@nk as long as you wash your hands frequently and if you have a homosexual partner he must wear a face mask and googles, always cover your penis with your hands before ejaculating in public to prevent the virus becoming airbourne

Different virus of course, maybe the goggles are good for that one...

Whipping the Weasel will make you catch Flu is just beyond the pale,
but no doubt he is just feeding fodder to some ultra conservative nut job politican
trying to regulate peoples morals, to control the docile fools all the better.

Beating The Bishop, and fighting it our with Willie the One Eyed Wonder Snake
can save your prostate! I wonder of good old SEX can have the same saluative effect.

Edited by animatic, 2009-08-09 23:55:53.

[gbswales]

I just posted the following on the "good doctors" blog - I doubt as it is a "moderated by the owner" board that it will see the light of day there!

your comments about masturbation and homesexuality clearly come from a prejudiced/religious standpoint. Obviously too much dry friction is bad for many reasons which is why most sensible people would use some form of lubrication. You are giving young people the quite unecessary fear that they are doing something wrong by masturbating or by being gay - such ridiculous opinion should be left to the blinkered clerics. You have absolutely no basis for claiming that girls and women in Malaysia masturbate less as (a) who would conduct such a survey in a muslim country and ( how many girls/women would admit that they did.

I would suggest that you do a bit of travelling and get to know young people in the UK and europe amd find out that there is a huge world outside the narrow confines of religion and state enforced morality.

You are talking about an airborne virus which passes from one person to another - how on earth is sitting in your own room privately masturbating likely to increase your chance of catching it. I agree homosexual activity with another person carries that risk but only in so far as you are in close contact with another person and in this the same risks apply to heterosexual relations and going to the cinema!!
I am very pro alternative therapies but this kind of pronouncement gives them a bad name and you are using your influence to warp the minds of young people

[Ga-gai]

"Malaysians told to stop wanking"

-OMFG....
What is the world coming to? Muslims are told to stop jerking off!
Maybe coconut water, orange, lemon and pomelo can prevent AIDS as well!

God is great!

Edited by Ga-gai, 2009-08-10 00:17:33.

[fiddlehead]

richard10365, on 2009-08-09 17:10:09, said:

I wonder if George has ever been accused of trolling on days other than April 1st. This news story "cums" really close.

Yeah, i think George is having a little fun with us tonight.
I certainly got a good laugh out of it.

[KBTexas]

Steele404, on 2009-08-09 10:35:25, said:

please be specific.... wanking by yourself or having someone wank it for you?

And how does the virus (or the acids...I am kinda confused) know it is your hand or a male hand (or other parts) vs a female hand (or other parts)? Has it morphed into intelligence? Wow! That IS scary!!!! I am very thankful that this quack, errr, I mean Doctor, has given us the heads up on this! I will tell my wife immediately.

[George4]

BRAIL>Why do you guys have to turn everything into a joke.

It's a well know medical fact if you w@nk much you can go blind<BRAIL

[denissr]

I wouldn't be so quick to laugh if I was you. This may be sound medical advice, after all look at how wanking has hurt my eye sight.

"Oh I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't see you standing there"!

[Maestro]

Of-topic posts and replies to them have been deleted and will continue to be deleted. Let's be serious about this scientific subject of the flue virus. Let's look out for comments in the international press about the unorthodox recommendations of this former Malaysian university professor about ways to prevent contracting the virus and post them here.
--
Maestro

[jeanja]

Why I am surprised that h1n1 is turned into a anti-gay campaign? Does this guy believes what he says? Is homophobie classified as mental illness? Why I am so naive that I believed homophobie would have existed in the past?

[Aachen]

catmac, on 2009-08-09 22:17:36, said:

Interestingly, how does homosexual activity create this "acidity", whilst heterosexual activity doesn't? Can anybody explain that?

He explained that! Homosex and masturbation will produce heat, while heterosex is cold sex...

[Jale]

Thanks. Now we've got new conversation starters with any friends (or relative) with the flu...

[mogoso]

Can't be dumper than a doctor stating that a child doesn't become a human being till after a few years past birth, but Obama has put him in his cabinet and will rely on him for advice.
Loony tunes are everywhere.

[mogoso]

To be serious a vaccine is now being tested in several US cities. including here in Atlanta my home till we mosey on back to Thailand next year.
Trials will determine dosage and whether a booster will be needed. They say it'll be ready in October for the general populace, children and health workers first.

[KBTexas]

Aachen, on 2009-08-09 11:35:03, said:

catmac, on 2009-08-09 22:17:36, said:

Interestingly, how does homosexual activity create this "acidity", whilst heterosexual activity doesn't? Can anybody explain that?

He explained that! Homosex and masturbation will produce heat, while heterosex is cold sex...

He's doing it wrong then!!!

[PXR5]

The first part is most worrying ... if the virus is resisting to Tamiflu, then we are in deep trouble !

As for the second part : I suppose if you wash your hands before and wear 1 of those masks, while you're at it ... you should be ok !

Alternatively, use your left hand ... "he" will think it is someone else (thus hetero) and you'll be ok !

[hardy1943]

noahvail, on 2009-08-09 21:56:23, said:

george, on 2009-08-09 21:40:00, said:

Thai A(H1N1) resistant to Tamiflu – Malaysians told to stop wanking
By John Le Fevre

(THAIVISA.COM): -- Thai authorities are urging calm after the first case of pandemic A(H1N1) found resistant to the front-line antiviral drug Tamiflu was found in a patient at Ramathibodi Hospital.


Meanwhile a doctor in Malaysia has said that avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures people can take to reduce their chances of contracting the virus.
Dr. V. M. Palaniappan, an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy, said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacidised.

Dr. Palaniappan told Bernama, the Malaysian national news agency, that masturbation and homosexual activity made "the body become an easy target for pandemic A(H1N1) infection," however, the normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe.

OMG - I would hope they'd save this for the April 1 post, but no...
Who is this guy, why is he newsworthy, and just what agenda is he trying to promote?
Gawd...it's good to know that the 1600s are alive and well in Malaysia.

80% what has been quoted on this website lately in my opion should be only quoted on Aprils fools day.
When I joined in 2003 it seemed to be very differrent or maybe the THE BOYS IN BKK have changed that much?

[crocodilexp]

george, on 2009-08-09 21:40:00, said:

Meanwhile a doctor in Malaysia has said that avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures people can take to reduce their chances of contracting the virus.

Translating the good doctor's words to plain English: "people with swine flu are gay wanke_rs".

Mr. Palaniappan will be a doctor when pigs fly... to our misfortune... swine flu.

Edited by crocodilexp, 2009-08-10 02:29:27.

[TEFLMike]

Well, this is the very first time I have posted and being speechless at the same time

[Maestro]

Off-topic posts and the replies to them have been deleted.
--
Maestro

[goonfan]

Don't know why, but the term "Tosser" sprang to mind when I read this

[Jaydillon]

catmac, on 2009-08-09 22:17:36, said:

He would probably feel at home with that nutty Health Minister in South Africa who advised people to eat beetroot to cure AIDS!

I've long thought that most "alternative Medicine" advocates are simply charlatans, Dr. V. M. Palaniappan (an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy) only goes to confirm my view.

Interestingly, how does homosexual activity create this "acidity", whilst heterosexual activity doesn't? Can anybody explain that?

I'll never stop Wanking