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Thailand's First Survey Of Penis Sizes Launched As Part Campaign For Safe SexSize does count!


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#26 sunreader

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Posted 2009-11-20 12:39:26

View Posth90, on 2009-11-20 06:37:29, said:

View Postsunreader, on 2009-11-20 12:33:23, said:

S E Asian men tend to have small peni in my experience, usually passive as well.

passive peni?

Limp response.

#27 solon

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Posted 2009-11-20 12:45:37

arkady they are not meant to be worn on your head. 2Pi R=CIRCUMFERENCE where PI IS 22 over 7 to obtain a measurement for R You would need to cut a cross section I need all ive got it seems arkady may have to step up to the plate.

#28 whichschool

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Posted 2009-11-20 12:48:46

You can make them as comfortable as you like, but why not making ones that dont break so easily you useless condom making w4nkers.

My reason for being angry is this happened to me yet again last night, for what i believe to be the 5th time ... its never happened to me in England.

The brand last night was Ansell lifestyles fantasy condoms as a recommendation to avoid them, not that the others are any better.

#29 Padrino

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Posted 2009-11-20 12:49:26

ahh yes, one of the two benefits a Thai woman gets from shagging a farang old enough to be her father - weekly pocket money and a bigger penis (well, when the viagra kicks in anyway) - isn't life wonderful :)

#30 MUYTHAI

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Posted 2009-11-20 12:55:19

View PostSamuian, on 2009-11-20 13:31:00, said:

Increase turnover for rubber industry?

"Safe Sex" with a Condom is just one other "urban myth", cause they can slip off easely anyime and not being felt/detected...
there is only one type of "safe sex" = NONE!


Riddle me this Puritan...How can one have "safe sex" without actually having sex? :)

#31 Jingjok

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Posted 2009-11-20 12:55:22

What a bizarre and totally irresistible topic!

I agree the numbers are weird. As others have said, if circumference, 49-56 translates to a 'width' (diameter) of 15.6 to 17.8mm, clearly too small! (At least I suspect so - not that I have any first hand experience of Thai penis size, maybe others on here can advise :))

Could they have got confused between diameter and radius somewhere in their (first form schoolboy) calculations?

#32 sunreader

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Posted 2009-11-20 12:55:28

View PostPadrino, on 2009-11-20 06:49:26, said:

ahh yes, one of the two benefits a Thai woman gets from shagging a farang old enough to be her father - weekly pocket money and a bigger penis (well, when the viagra kicks in anyway) - isn't life wonderful :D

:) :D :D

V just gives me heartburn, I'm sure I'm being fobbed off with Chinese fakes.

#33 Gunna2u

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Posted 2009-11-20 12:55:49

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......the joy of being happily married and riding bareback with not a worry in the world !! :)

#34 DickFarang

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Posted 2009-11-20 12:56:18

IMHO there are not so many people, whether Thai or farang, “aged 1525”.

#35 crocodilexp

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Posted 2009-11-20 13:01:45

View PostSamuian, on 2009-11-19 21:31:00, said:

"Safe Sex" with a Condom is just one other "urban myth", cause they can slip off easely anyime and not being felt/detected...
there is only one type of "safe sex" = NONE!

Fully agreed. Safe crossing of streets by looking right and left is just one other "urban myth", cause a motorcycle (or a green bus) can easily sneak up on you from behind or come in so fast you fail to notice. There is only one type of "safe street crossing" = NONE.

Of course, to the more intelligent among us, the advice to take away is that you should NEVER look first before you cross the street, just walk right on.

Good news: idiots will remove themselves from the gene pool eventually. Bad news: sometimes not before they take someone else along.

Edited by crocodilexp, 2009-11-20 13:02:20.


#36 DickFarang

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Posted 2009-11-20 13:08:38

View PostSamuian, on 2009-11-20 12:31:00, said:

Increase turnover for rubber industry?

"Safe Sex" with a Condom is just one other "urban myth", cause they can slip off easely anyime and not being felt/detected...
there is only one type of "safe sex" = NONE!



In the past I often heard from my wife that a lot of Thais invest in rubber plantations.

#37 PeaceBlondie

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Posted 2009-11-20 13:09:56

Condom sizes are quoted in mm of erect width, so 56 mm = 2.2 inches. Few white men measure over 2 inches wide; some Thais do.

#38 skippy

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Posted 2009-11-20 13:11:04

Last week was plastic bags then this was put off until further education and now it's condom measurements ! Clowns.

#39 Xonax

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Posted 2009-11-20 13:11:50

View Posth90, on 2009-11-20 12:55:00, said:

"The tape records widths of between 49 and 56 millimetres"
I first thought that scale is diameter, but after looking on our caliper I doubt that. Thai men would be monster.
Than I took the size /3.14: 56/3.14=17.8 mm that looks too small.

What mistake did I made???


I have never seen one but as I hear, a width of 17.8 millimeters should be realistic :)

#40 Jingthing

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Posted 2009-11-20 13:18:16

The PC way of calling sex with precautions is safer sex, as it is true there is no way of having sex and eliminating all risks. As far as Thai penis size, they are not especially teenie weenie compared to their body sizes which are on the small side; they are for the most part proportionate.


Edited by Jingthing, 2009-11-20 13:18:53.


#41 asiawatcher

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Posted 2009-11-20 13:19:39

If it is 56 circumference it works. Use glad wrap - if you can't find a condom or simply abstain!

#42 Samuian

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Posted 2009-11-20 13:19:40

View Postsunreader, on 2009-11-20 12:33:23, said:

S E Asian men tend to have small peni in my experience, usually passive as well.



urban myth as well....like the "african myth"..

Edited by Samuian, 2009-11-20 13:24:54.


#43 Bub

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Posted 2009-11-20 13:19:46

Ten years ago, a Filipino friend told me that many Asians have a penis that isn't much larger than a pencil, hence the slang term. I didn't believe her, and actually considered it to be rude on her part. After 15 trips to Thailand in 5 years, the Thai women have convinced me that it's true.

I don't consider myself to be "hung" either, but 2 weeks ago 3 beautiful Thai go-go dancers escorted me to my hotel because "they" thought I was big. In terms of my overall looks, they weren't even interested, plus I'm old. Once one of them put her hand on my crotch, they started laughing and gathering around me. And yes, I speak Thai, so they weren't making fun of me.

On the other hand, a Thai girl that I was actually engaged to 3 years ago basically ended our relationship by telling me that she preferred "pencil-size". She was serious! I stayed with her for a full week, but she wouldn't have sex with me once she had felt me up.

They can't all be making it up, including the cashiers at 7-11. You buy the biggest size of Durex condoms, and they will at least smile.

Whether it's deserved or not, Americans clearly have a reputation for being bigger than Asians. I'm honestly not trying to be a jerk. If I was, I would be talking numbers.

#44 Brewsta

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Posted 2009-11-20 13:21:17

What a waste of ink......

Insecurity plus Insomnia...... so sad really.

I gotta stop taking any notice of this shitt....

yawn,

Massively-Endowed Brewsta

#45 gr8fldanielle

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Posted 2009-11-20 13:22:21

so it's not just the economy that's shrinking. Maybe they should start promote "an educate the public awareness program".
"don't be a prick, make them stick"
how about Condom Super Glue- stick it on and stick it to 'em Definitely a need to subscribe to the breaking news SMS alert service. :)

#46 givenall

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Posted 2009-11-20 13:23:04

View Posth90, on 2009-11-20 11:55:00, said:

"The tape records widths of between 49 and 56 millimetres"
I first thought that scale is diameter, but after looking on our caliper I doubt that. Thai men would be monster.
Than I took the size /3.14: 56/3.14=17.8 mm that looks too small.

What mistake did I made???


yeah my index finger is bigger than that. I hope thai man are not embarrassed :)

#47 gr8fldanielle

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Posted 2009-11-20 13:24:16

"what was your name again, Dick? OK Khun Dick, let me write that down, by the way, do you have a pencil dick?

#48 aslimversgwm

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Posted 2009-11-20 13:25:39

View PostMaejo Man, on 2009-11-20 12:37:52, said:

View Postsunreader, on 2009-11-20 12:33:23, said:

S E Asian men tend to have small peni in my experience, usually passive as well.

You obviously read that in The Sun :)

Yes - he must have - my own experiences (obviously very limited - I don't want to be called a slut!) are quite the contrary - even the girlie looking ones are far from passive and are very well endowed, thank you very much!
As regards condom sizes - 7-ll and most garages usually stock a fair selection of sizes, but they are hard to see as they are printed in very small print on the back, near the bottom rh side. If you are still embarassed by buying condoms openly like this then this doesn't help, obviously! I've learnt that you can tell by looking at the colour - the black are the smallest at 49 and the dark blue are the biggest at 53.
Have fun everyone, but be safe!

#49 sunreader

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Posted 2009-11-20 13:26:14

View PostSamuian, on 2009-11-20 07:19:40, said:

View Postsunreader, on 2009-11-20 12:33:23, said:

S E Asian men tend to have small peni in my experience, usually passive as well.



urban myth as well....


No not urban myth, have a look on Gaydar or Fridae....by far the majority of gay/bi SE Asian men are passive and 90% of those I have encountered have been considerably below average.

I am speaking from experience, are you?

Edited by sunreader, 2009-11-20 13:27:08.


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Posted 2009-11-20 13:26:48

ask any thai girl they will say thai has small small penis. pointing to pinkie finger to emphasize the point!



 


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