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#51 naboo

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Posted 2010-11-29 00:05:18

 

"Jim" and "Joo-Joo" are female and male genital organs


Yes, I learnt this relatively early, having joined a gym.




"Bpai nai?" "Bpai gym." "555555"


Now I say "fitness" like everyone else.



#52 mark45y

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Posted 2010-11-29 09:04:39

I think I have figured out the HUM thing and I owe you Brits an apology.

Americans say ham differently than hi so Brits. Americans use a flat a. Like in I am.

If you say ha and breath out, haa then add an m. You get ham but I hear hum.

So to all the people I corrected my apologies.

The jim thing. When I first came to Thailand I used hoy which is the word for clam. Seems that was a lo so word. I will admit not being able to ask my language instructors because they were very old Thai women. I would have been embarrassed. Jim may very well be a childish word like, little girls room instead of ladies room. But it has been my experience that when I say, “jim soy maak or jim lek lek” no one gets upset.

I only mention this because those two words can be necessary to basic conversation and it is better to use words that are not offensive.

In other words necessary to everyday conversation, yet is to be avoided. Boom seems OK but I rarely use unless I am on a first name basis with the lady.

If someone knows a more polite word without getting real complicated I would be interested in learning it. Whenever I ask the Thai ladies say, boom is OK. But this is not something I have asked my teacher or nursing friends. Taxi drivers, rice field workers and ladies of the night, yes.

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Posted 2010-11-29 14:32:23


I was getting a massage last Sunday when I noticed the lady masseuse wasn't wearing any knickers under her shorts. I complimented her on her jim and asked why she was not wearing underpants. She said Sunday was jim holiday.

Well one thing led to another, don't you know.


:blink:..

1. how does one notice a lady masseuse has no knickers under a short, lying down receiving a massage ?

Apart from that: a gentleman would NEVER ask a Thai Lady -even if she's working as a masseuse, why she isn't wearing underwear; it's simply not done and very impolite behavior.

2. "jim" .........jim holiday.......?? what's that? :unsure: ...never heard that slang before.

LaoPo

jim wan is thai for nice pussy,lol.

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Posted 2010-11-29 14:42:34

jim wan is thai for nice pussy,lol.

My own personal translation is more in the region of "sweet pussy" ("sweet as in sweet tasting")
(หวาน)

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Posted 2010-11-29 15:15:33

As most of us come from countries with wide ranging regional accents and even dialects I am amazed that a discussion is going on regarding the pronunciation of such a simple word.

Those with different origins within Thailand will surely pronounce 'Haam' with subtle differences, but when placed in context with the accent in the rest of their sentence they are understood.

However, for those who pick out the Key word when listening to Thai speech we cannot place the accent into context and thus some hear Hum, some Ham, some Haam... all are correct depending on the accent.


Mark45y... I'm surprised you even need a better word for 'Jim', I imagine that only a wink, a smile and a twinkle in your eye is all that it takes... Words are so yesterday !

Edited by richard_smith237, 2010-11-29 15:15:58.


#56 mark45y

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Posted 2010-11-29 16:52:12


jim wan is thai for nice pussy,lol.

My own personal translation is more in the region of "sweet pussy" ("sweet as in sweet tasting")
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Sweet was my impression. Lek, small is also a compliment, I think.

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Posted 2010-11-29 17:04:13


It's pronounced ham.

Not only have I always heard it as 'ham' myself, but Mrs. 'Rakers just confirmed it to me. With her being Thai, I think she is rather well qualified to know. Perhaps it can sound different with different accents though.


May be regional. Are you in Issan? I am in the South. Ask the Mrs, chop hum yi? Does she understand you? Bangkok and South in my experience it is pronounced hum. If I said ham they would not understand what I was talking about. หำ Maybe my American accent is the difference. It is a rising tone.



My apologies there is a big regional accent difference between North South East and West like most countries, often the Southerners can't understand the Northerners a bit like England and Scotland.

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Posted 2010-11-29 18:42:18



jim wan is thai for nice pussy,lol.

My own personal translation is more in the region of "sweet pussy" ("sweet as in sweet tasting")
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Sweet was my impression. Lek, small is also a compliment, I think.



Well she'd hardly be impressed by the Thai equivalent of " Christ you've got a #### the size of a ripped out fireplace love!" :D

Edited by mca, 2010-11-29 18:42:41.


#59 Forethat

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Posted 2010-11-29 18:47:42




jim wan is thai for nice pussy,lol.

My own personal translation is more in the region of "sweet pussy" ("sweet as in sweet tasting")
(หวาน)


Sweet was my impression. Lek, small is also a compliment, I think.



Well she'd hardly be impressed by the Thai equivalent of " Christ you've got a #### the size of a ripped out fireplace love!" :D

"it's like tossing a bicycle into the Blackwall tunnel..!"

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Posted 2010-11-29 18:49:37

:lol: You silver tongued charmer you......

#61 IanForbes

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Posted 2010-11-29 22:19:33

In reply to the OP's original question, there is another possible answer. Maybe the lady in question just changed her plans. Thais in particular change their minds on everything, at the drop of a hat. I've given up making plans any further than an hour ahead. That includes plans for simple things such as having a meal together to actually going somewhere important. I've learned to never get upset and I don't set any great importance to a change of plans. Nothing is written in stone in Thailand.

There is an old experment that I used to try on children. Offer them one small candy right now, or they can have a whole box full if they wait until later. Children will always choose the instant gratification rather than wait. Thais are very similar to children. They can't conceive of waiting for a better result.

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Posted 2010-11-30 01:29:21

In reply to the OP's original question, there is another possible answer. Maybe the lady in question just changed her plans. Thais in particular change their minds on everything, at the drop of a hat. I've given up making plans any further than an hour ahead. That includes plans for simple things such as having a meal together to actually going somewhere important. I've learned to never get upset and I don't set any great importance to a change of plans. Nothing is written in stone in Thailand.

There is an old experment that I used to try on children. Offer them one small candy right now, or they can have a whole box full if they wait until later. Children will always choose the instant gratification rather than wait. Thais are very similar to children. They can't conceive of waiting for a better result.


I agree fully on all of that Ian, but why do you think that is ??

#63 Moonrakers

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Posted 2010-11-30 01:32:17

She did more than just change her mind, she changed apartment!

Did she do that purely to get away from the OP?

Edited by Moonrakers, 2010-11-30 01:34:06.


#64 MrJohnson

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Posted 2010-11-30 12:38:46




because thai women are fed up with dirty men in the street asking them out?

Women do not want to be acosted in their daily life, if they want to meet you, they'll go to a pub, bar, club, art exhibit or wherever people join in for discussion. A women walking down the street does not want you to talk to her unless you are a wealthy, educated and are 9/10 physique wise.

If you had any of those quality, you'd know this.


Maybe not in the big cities but in little towns a smile always leads to conversation. Ladies are more than willing to take a minute out to talk. Strangers on a bus will relate their life story at the drop of a hat. Thais are friendly for the most part.

Try this experiment. Ask the clerk at the 7/11 what her name is. Call her by name when you see her. One thing will lead to another.

When you see a woman you like find something about her that is beautiful. Hair, little feet, hands, nails, bracelet, whatever, something, and compliment her on that. You have beautiful eyes. Thai women are really into being complimented. Old, young and in between.

Either you got game or you don't age has nothing to do with it. Having said that most people can learn.

I was getting a massage last Sunday when I noticed the lady masseuse wasn't wearing any knickers under her shorts. I complimented her on her jim and asked why she was not wearing underpants. She said Sunday was jim holiday.

Well one thing led to another, don't you know.


Yes i agree with you but this man definitely does not speak thai, and he lives in a guest house so he's definitely poor and a cheap sexpat in a big city.

Also from your history here you seem like a intelligent nice looking guy(even being old) so even if you accosted her in a cheap guesthouse in Bangkok, you would not give a dirty stalker vibe.


I keep name cards in my pocket and inexpensive but not trashy bracelets in the other pocket. Rarely do stalkers give presents. I never make the first move. Maybe that is the key. You have to let the lady make the first move. You also have to know how to recognize the move. If a uni girl on a song tau
does not have her knees welded together and covered by a purse when sitting opposite you, you are home free.


Marky, you've got ALL the moves.

#65 james24

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Posted 2010-11-30 13:21:44


because thai women are fed up with dirty men in the street asking them out?

Women do not want to be acosted in their daily life, if they want to meet you, they'll go to a pub, bar, club, art exhibit or wherever people join in for discussion. A women walking down the street does not want you to talk to her unless you are a wealthy, educated and are 9/10 physique wise.

If you had any of those quality, you'd know this.


Maybe not in the big cities but in little towns a smile always leads to conversation. Ladies are more than willing to take a minute out to talk. Strangers on a bus will relate their life story at the drop of a hat. Thais are friendly for the most part.

Try this experiment. Ask the clerk at the 7/11 what her name is. Call her by name when you see her. One thing will lead to another.

When you see a woman you like find something about her that is beautiful. Hair, little feet, hands, nails, bracelet, whatever, something, and compliment her on that. You have beautiful eyes. Thai women are really into being complimented. Old, young and in between.

Either you got game or you don't age has nothing to do with it. Having said that most people can learn.

I was getting a massage last Sunday when I noticed the lady masseuse wasn't wearing any knickers under her shorts. I complimented her on her jim and asked why she was not wearing underpants. She said Sunday was jim holiday.

Well one thing led to another, don't you know.


Complementing a woman on her jim shows you have no game.

#66 mark45y

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Posted 2010-11-30 14:24:20



because thai women are fed up with dirty men in the street asking them out?

Women do not want to be acosted in their daily life, if they want to meet you, they'll go to a pub, bar, club, art exhibit or wherever people join in for discussion. A women walking down the street does not want you to talk to her unless you are a wealthy, educated and are 9/10 physique wise.

If you had any of those quality, you'd know this.


Maybe not in the big cities but in little towns a smile always leads to conversation. Ladies are more than willing to take a minute out to talk. Strangers on a bus will relate their life story at the drop of a hat. Thais are friendly for the most part.

Try this experiment. Ask the clerk at the 7/11 what her name is. Call her by name when you see her. One thing will lead to another.

When you see a woman you like find something about her that is beautiful. Hair, little feet, hands, nails, bracelet, whatever, something, and compliment her on that. You have beautiful eyes. Thai women are really into being complimented. Old, young and in between.

Either you got game or you don't age has nothing to do with it. Having said that most people can learn.

I was getting a massage last Sunday when I noticed the lady masseuse wasn't wearing any knickers under her shorts. I complimented her on her jim and asked why she was not wearing underpants. She said Sunday was jim holiday.

Well one thing led to another, don't you know.


Complementing a woman on her jim shows you have no game.


Well pilgrim there a few things in life that you might not have a handle on yet. One of them is Thai women.

Nothing a Thai woman does is by accident. You may think it is a coincidence but it is not. You may think it is happenstance but it is not. You may think she is not thinking but she is.

Every move, every look, every little action is thought about and executed with the precision of a military assault.

A glance, a touch, a smile. Eyes and eyebrows are especially important.

When a Thai women does not wear knickers it is not because she forgot to put them on. When a Thai woman is standing above your head in loose fitting shorts so you can see her jim it is not by chance.

If you choose to act like a blind man and not notice you are foolish. If you choose to act like oaf and grab the said exposed body part you are not a gentleman.

When you get older you may perhaps realize that women age from the neck down. You can realistically compliment an older woman on her jim and retain credibility and truthfulness. This is also a positive reinforcement of her behavior. You will see it again.

If you tell your wife she is good at oral sex you will have oral sex again. If you are mute or negative you will not. If you compliment your significant other on her beauty au natural you will see it again. If you are mute or negative you will not. Up to you.

Like I said either you got game or you don't.

#67 Moonrakers

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Posted 2010-11-30 14:44:03

How would you go about complimenting a random woman on her jim anyway:

You: All right luv, nice jim you've got there.
Her: Thanks, I trimmed it myself.

#68 mark45y

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Posted 2010-11-30 14:50:36

How would you go about complimenting a random woman on her jim anyway:

You: All right luv, nice jim you've got there.
Her: Thanks, I trimmed it myself.


I laughed so hard I cried. Can't you hear Ian saying that?

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Posted 2010-11-30 15:30:16

I was going to reply but my first reply to you was negative and I'm in a bad mood today. I apologise

Not my place to judge anyone or their game.

Good luck with you shannanigans

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Posted 2010-11-30 15:49:41

I was going to reply but my first reply to you was negative and I'm in a bad mood today. I apologise

Not my place to judge anyone or their game.

Good luck with you shannanigans


No worries. Take all my posts with a grain of salt anyway.

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Posted 2010-11-30 15:55:25




because thai women are fed up with dirty men in the street asking them out?

Women do not want to be acosted in their daily life, if they want to meet you, they'll go to a pub, bar, club, art exhibit or wherever people join in for discussion. A women walking down the street does not want you to talk to her unless you are a wealthy, educated and are 9/10 physique wise.

If you had any of those quality, you'd know this.


Maybe not in the big cities but in little towns a smile always leads to conversation. Ladies are more than willing to take a minute out to talk. Strangers on a bus will relate their life story at the drop of a hat. Thais are friendly for the most part.

Try this experiment. Ask the clerk at the 7/11 what her name is. Call her by name when you see her. One thing will lead to another.

When you see a woman you like find something about her that is beautiful. Hair, little feet, hands, nails, bracelet, whatever, something, and compliment her on that. You have beautiful eyes. Thai women are really into being complimented. Old, young and in between.

Either you got game or you don't age has nothing to do with it. Having said that most people can learn.

I was getting a massage last Sunday when I noticed the lady masseuse wasn't wearing any knickers under her shorts. I complimented her on her jim and asked why she was not wearing underpants. She said Sunday was jim holiday.

Well one thing led to another, don't you know.


Yes i agree with you but this man definitely does not speak thai, and he lives in a guest house so he's definitely poor and a cheap sexpat in a big city.

Also from your history here you seem like a intelligent nice looking guy(even being old) so even if you accosted her in a cheap guesthouse in Bangkok, you would not give a dirty stalker vibe.


I keep name cards in my pocket and inexpensive but not trashy bracelets in the other pocket. Rarely do stalkers give presents. I never make the first move. Maybe that is the key. You have to let the lady make the first move. You also have to know how to recognize the move. If a uni girl on a song tau
does not have her knees welded together and covered by a purse when sitting opposite you, you are home free.


'You also have to know how to recognize the move. If a uni girl on a song tau
does not have her knees welded together and covered by a purse when sitting opposite you, you are home free.'

Dude if she just flicks one strand of hair whilst looking anywhere in my direction Im straight over by her side with my hand on her knee only to find out she was just flicking a strand of hair after a hasty retreat :blink:

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Posted 2010-11-30 16:08:09

Why would one need to say nice #### in Thai whilst getting a massage anyway? must have been a very low table or she was very tall.

#73 mark45y

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Posted 2010-11-30 16:20:59

Why would one need to say nice #### in Thai whilst getting a massage anyway? must have been a very low table or she was very tall.


Table? This is rural Thailand. Thin mattress on the floor.

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Posted 2010-11-30 16:42:06

Thanks for the--ummm--language lesson. Although I'm a dictionary guy with very little in-country language experience, I do have one quibble. Becker's dictionary (page 633) has หำ / hahm as testicles rather than penis. But in fairness, no one ever directly said that หำ / hahm = penis. The only direct reference was to genital organs, and testicles certainly qualify.

P.S. Thanks, Mark, for finally busting out the Thai spelling.

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Posted 2010-11-30 16:55:45

Thanks for the--ummm--language lesson. Although I'm a dictionary guy with very little in-country language experience, I do have one quibble. Becker's dictionary (page 633) has หำ / hahm as testicles rather than penis. But in fairness, no one ever directly said that หำ / hahm = penis. The only direct reference was to genital organs, and testicles certainly qualify.

P.S. Thanks, Mark, for finally busting out the Thai spelling.


All the testicle words I know have egg in them. Like kai hahm.





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