HIV & STI/STD TESTING AT THE THAI RED CROSS CLINIC, BANGKOK
Today, I decided to go and have my first ever HIV test. I chose the Thai Red Cross Clinic in Bangkok. The reasons why I selected this option I need to keep personal, but I do have great experience of all major international hospitals in Bangkok, having been resident here for quite some time.
I was so impressed by it, I thought I should write the definitive guide to actually what happens – bearing in mind that my test proved negative. Prior to going here, I have read a lot of mis-truths about the place, so what follows is actually what happened earlier today.
The clinic is located on Rajadamri and is not part of the Chulalongkorn hospital complex. It is at the junction of Rajadamri and Sarasin, on the same side of the road as Chulalongkorn. If you are walking and you get to the Royal Bangkok Sports Club Exit 7, then you have gone too far and need to u-turn. The building looks like a large fat water tower, with (amazingly) red crosses interspersed on the exterior wall.
Look for the entrance clearly marked (though not to me at the time as I was in another place mentally) 'ANONYMOUS CLINIC' – in English.
Entering, on the right side is a curved large reception desk. Simply tell the lady, in English, that you wish to have some tests. She will hand you a form comprising 2 pages of A4 paper. They require very little information.
On the first, you state what test you wish to have by ticking one of many boxes. I will come back to this later. The very first box reads 'HIV/AIDS'. Another says something like 'All STIs' and I ticked that too.
On the second page, they ask you for two initials; one for your forename, the other for your surname. You can pick anything at all. There are no requests for ID whatsoever throughout the entire process, hence 'anonymous clinic'. The form does bizarrely ask for your mobile number and email address but as I did, you can just leave blank. You are asked if you are resident in Thailand and can answer how you wish. There is also an income question, and I ticked the 'earning more than THB 50k per month' as I had absolutely no problem in paying anything to get an internationally approved HIV test conducted and results known immediately.
She then passes you to a cashier right next to her where you pay THB 20 – yes 20 Baht – for a member card and importantly a uniquely numbered sticker (will come back to this). The member card bears the initials you choose and a unique number should you re-visit the clinic in future.
By the way, all conducted in English and all pretty word perfect.
Then its off to the Counsellor. All very matter of fact. Why are you here? Have you had sex recently? With a woman or a man? Did you use protection? No judgements. However, based upon your answers to his questions, he then recommends what tests you should have performed, so in my case, agreed with the HIV test and the Other STI test.
The website below is great for HIV (and other STI) symptoms and aided me in attending the clinic today:-
http://www.mayoclini...ymptoms/ID00053Then its back to the cashier to pay for the tests that you have agreed with the Counsellor that will be performed. The costs is THB 130 per test Now that may be based on my ticking of the more than THB 50k per month income box, or not, but really is unimportant.
Next, its the drawing of blood. As someone who has HATED this since being a child, I can honestly say I felt NOTHING. So very professional. Here, the nurse will print 2 stickers identical to the one you were handed when you arrived. You personally check the numbers to confirm they are the same as per your sticker and these are placed on the phials containing your blood.
Then the wait. By far the worst thing. Maximum one hour I was told. Mine took 40 minutes.
The correct phone numbers are 02 256 4107-8 x 208-9, but you don't need to call. Just turn up.
Service great. English great. And I'm HIV negative with no STIs.
I can't recommend it highly enough.