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#1 News_Editor

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Posted 2011-10-26 17:28:43

Zimbabwean man accused of bestiality says prostitute transformed into donkey

2011-10-26 17:28:43 GMT+7 (ICT)

ZVISHAVANE, ZIMBABWE (BNO NEWS) -- A Zimbabwean court heard a bizarre excuse on Monday when a man accused of bestiality claimed he had hired a prostitute who transformed into a donkey overnight, local media reported on Wednesday.

Sunday Moyo, 28, was arrested at around 4 a.m. local time on Sunday when officers on a routine patrol found him performing a sex act on a donkey in his yard in Zvishavane, a town in Midlands Province. The animal was lying on the ground and had been tied by the neck to a tree, according to the ZimEye news portal.

Moyo appeared in court on Monday but claimed he had no idea he was performing a sex act on a donkey. "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested," he said, as quoted by ZimEye.

"I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don't know how she then became a donkey," Moyo claimed, adding that he is now 'seriously in love' with the animal.

The court ordered Moyo to be examined by two government psychiatrists and remanded him in custody until Thursday on a charge of bestiality. Both bestiality and prostitution are illegal in Zimbabwe.


-- thaivisa.com BNO News All rights reserved 2011-10-26





#2 Exsexyman

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Posted 2011-10-26 18:16:56

This surely must win the award for headline of the year!:lol:

#3 bahtboy

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Posted 2011-10-26 18:27:42

Maybe he was the one who did the monkey and started AIDS in humans. String him up!

#4 Scott

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Posted 2011-10-26 18:34:47

I doubt he was the one. He, however, might be the one who got it from monkeys and will now be giving it to donkeys.

So how much did he pay the prostitute? A bag of oats!

#5 BuckarooBanzai

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Posted 2011-10-26 18:39:59

http://www.capitalfm...rned-to-donkey/

The donkey looks familiar.

#6 MrRed

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Posted 2011-10-26 18:46:21

Thankfully for him he was not homosexual,have heard them donkeys have big dongers blink.gif he could have been seriously hurt into the bargain ($20) :bah:
 



#7 chooka

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Posted 2011-10-26 19:56:06

Can Thai bargirls transform themselves into anything I want?

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Posted 2011-10-26 20:10:48

I doubt he was the one. He, however, might be the one who got it from monkeys and will now be giving it to donkeys.

So much did he pay the prostitute? A bag of oats!


Please note that the transmission if the original simian variant is hypothesized to have occurred due to the eating of "bush meat", i.e. the consumption of infected primates. Sexual relations with a monkey would not have been the likely vector.

In any case, the stroy isn't so wild as farangs become buffalo after awhile in Thailand......

#9 crusader79

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Posted 2011-10-26 20:12:30

Always go for the $50 hooker.

#10 TheWalkingMan

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Posted 2011-10-26 20:26:23

Hee-Haw! Hee-Haw!

#11 chinook

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Posted 2011-10-26 20:33:38

could be the beginning of a stable relationship.

#12 bkkjames

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Posted 2011-10-26 20:37:06

Did you hear the one about the guy from zimbabe that didn't know the differnce between a donkey and a prostitute?

He became president.

I know, not very fair to the donkey.

#13 saintofsilence

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Posted 2011-10-26 20:39:36

He should have said he thought it was a camel much more believable.

#14 DP25

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Posted 2011-10-26 21:49:38

Can Thai bargirls transform themselves into anything I want?


They sometimes transform in to men once you sober up

#15 GentlemanJim

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Posted 2011-10-26 23:52:57

This is the first news story in as long as i can remember that has made me laugh out loud, and then continue to giggle. Thanks for posting this, it has brightened up an otherwise dull and dreary day.

#16 davehowden

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Posted 2011-10-27 05:46:57

Great story, hope he got his money back!



#17 kerryk

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Posted 2011-10-27 07:18:40

Shouldn't this be moved to the Pattaya forum.

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Posted 2011-10-27 07:39:53


I doubt he was the one. He, however, might be the one who got it from monkeys and will now be giving it to donkeys.

So much did he pay the prostitute? A bag of oats!


Please note that the transmission if the original simian variant is hypothesized to have occurred due to the eating of "bush meat", i.e. the consumption of infected primates. Sexual relations with a monkey would not have been the likely vector.

In any case, the stroy isn't so wild as farangs become buffalo after awhile in Thailand......


Thanks GK, I do know a little about the issue. I have no idea how you could hold a monkey down anyway--you'd have to use Rophynol then!

#19 maidu

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Posted 2011-10-27 07:55:40

restitution: 500 carrots to the donkey.

#20 kerryk

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Posted 2011-10-27 08:42:03

This is the perfect example and it is the only real example I have ever read that I have believed on Thai Vias, MY GIRLFRIEND IS DIFFERENT!

#21 zorro1

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Posted 2011-10-27 09:02:15

Shouldn't this be moved to the Pattaya forum.


LOL :lol:

Im following the story closely ,there could be some good $$ to be made bringing that duet to Pattaya.

#22 Scott

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Posted 2011-10-27 10:57:34

The rumor is that they are both a couple of asses.

#23 Payboy

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Posted 2011-10-27 11:10:10

So how much did he pay the prostitute? A bag of oats!


Nah, just a couple of nuts. :lol:

#24 softgeorge

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Posted 2011-10-27 12:17:45

My ex is an old cow, doe's that make me guilty too?:rolleyes:

#25 sfokevin

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Posted 2011-10-27 12:32:00

Hee-Haw! Hee-Haw!


I beileve in Zimbabwe "Hee-Haw" roughly translate into "U very sexy man"...





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