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[Boater]

New years resolutions:

1. Lose the fat belly.
2. Learn how to actually cook a decent meal.
3. Get much better in the sack.
4. At least make it look like an effort has been made on appearance.
5. Stop breaking down every time my other half has an affair.

"Ok", sobbed my wife as I handed over the list I made for her.