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#76 oldgit

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Posted 2012-02-10 14:05:00

View Postexeter, on 2012-02-09 14:26:17, said:

Have just returned from the centre of Utopia with breaking news!!!!! NO you are going to have to wait. I went to the local Tesco and the new manager, is like the England football manager. The rolls he now tells me 16th, you cheeky bugger with that I felled him with my truncheon and sure enough out fell a KPP Thai ID card that deserved a volley into the groin to which he replied arghhhhhhhh.... With that the BIB ratcathers arrived and deported him. Tesco now closed for decontamination. Apart from that and reading your drivel not much has happened today appart, of course from the breaking news, Jeeves is arranging to have them  mounted all around the city and province.
BuT before I reveal all, one other thing, as I was doing a circular tour today I perchanced to be held albeit briefly at the BIG C lights when I noticed that the BIB had caught a couple of the KPP dignitaries and had put them on display on the crossroads, they are on the south eastern corner of the crossroads, 2 of them and they look in some distress waving their arms about, expect it will deter others hopefully.
So the breaking news............. Utopia (aka Nakhon Sawan ) has been declared an area of "outstanding Natural Beauty" by the Nakhon Sawan licencesed Vitualars Association. This came after a pretty long and lively session late last night accompanied by much burping and wind breaking . The clincher apparently was firkin of "Essex Border" that had recovered from an illegal drinking club about 100kms away where  people dress up in red coats, black hats and baggy trousers doing unmentionable things to horses. The liquid was  said to be deciding factor in the award. Hurrah for Utopia!!!!Posted Image We wsill stand and sing the Utopian Anthem.............."Heavenly" Copis and sheets at BIG C.Posted Image

Utopia? More like euphoria caused by the copious amounts of alcohol dulling the brain cells.You have to get 'lagging' to live in a God forsaken concrete epitaph like Nakhon Smogan. Here Ex',I hope that the England manager you were referring to,was the future one! If he had an annoying twitch and was a talking fish,you would have done us all a favour by giving him a spank.Why this preoccupation with bread rolls? If that is the main topic of conversation in the Dustbowl,the contamination of the grey matter is far worse than I thought! Our conversational topics in the Garden Province I hear you ask? The Meaning of Life,the Ascent (descent in your metropolis,sadly) of Man and of course,more importantly,the health and welfare of my favourite pinto and Fred's chestnut (Titter ye not,the horse,not the other chestnut).

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Posted 2012-02-10 14:17:02

View Postoldgit, on 2012-02-10 14:05:00, said:

View Postexeter, on 2012-02-09 14:26:17, said:

Have just returned from the centre of Utopia with breaking news!!!!! NO you are going to have to wait. I went to the local Tesco and the new manager, is like the England football manager. The rolls he now tells me 16th, you cheeky bugger with that I felled him with my truncheon and sure enough out fell a KPP Thai ID card that deserved a volley into the groin to which he replied arghhhhhhhh.... With that the BIB ratcathers arrived and deported him. Tesco now closed for decontamination. Apart from that and reading your drivel not much has happened today appart, of course from the breaking news, Jeeves is arranging to have them  mounted all around the city and province.
BuT before I reveal all, one other thing, as I was doing a circular tour today I perchanced to be held albeit briefly at the BIG C lights when I noticed that the BIB had caught a couple of the KPP dignitaries and had put them on display on the crossroads, they are on the south eastern corner of the crossroads, 2 of them and they look in some distress waving their arms about, expect it will deter others hopefully.
So the breaking news............. Utopia (aka Nakhon Sawan ) has been declared an area of "outstanding Natural Beauty" by the Nakhon Sawan licencesed Vitualars Association. This came after a pretty long and lively session late last night accompanied by much burping and wind breaking . The clincher apparently was firkin of "Essex Border" that had recovered from an illegal drinking club about 100kms away where  people dress up in red coats, black hats and baggy trousers doing unmentionable things to horses. The liquid was  said to be deciding factor in the award. Hurrah for Utopia!!!!Posted Image We wsill stand and sing the Utopian Anthem.............."Heavenly" Copis and sheets at BIG C.Posted Image

Utopia? More like euphoria caused by the copious amounts of alcohol dulling the brain cells.You have to get 'lagging' to live in a God forsaken concrete epitaph like Nakhon Smogan. Here Ex',I hope that the England manager you were referring to,was the future one! If he had an annoying twitch and was a talking fish,you would have done us all a favour by giving him a spank.Why this preoccupation with bread rolls? If that is the main topic of conversation in the Dustbowl,the contamination of the grey matter is far worse than I thought! Our conversational topics in the Garden Province I hear you ask? The Meaning of Life,the Ascent (descent in your metropolis,sadly) of Man and of course,more importantly,the health and welfare of my favourite pinto and Fred's chestnut (Titter ye not,the horse,not the other chestnut).
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Posted 2012-02-10 14:27:00

View Postexeter, on 2012-02-10 09:16:35, said:

Well have to admit a cloudy start, still temps pleeasant enough out on the balcony of Buddha Tower. Reports of a scarecrow near the route 1 of a scare crow dressed in red jacket, joders and black boots, dont see to many of those here so I expect there will soon be tour to view the spectackle.
Free day today as I get roady for tour of the northern provinces for about 10 days so you will have to talk amongst yourselves for a bit, dont foget if you are going out "hunting" Make sure the horses head in front of you, its a lot easier that way, dont want you being captured entering Utopia when you thought you were going to Tak!
So now we have the bridge of Sighs in N/Smog. Now let me see is it a copy of the one in Oxford it's called the Bridge of sighs but resemble's more the Rialto bridge. Maybe the one in Cambridge that is named after the original one in Venice or are you going the full hog and claiming it's the Venetian original at the Ponte dei Sospiri, I think built in 1602 that you have had shipped in and now reassembled in N/Smog ??? Just a thought most appropriate as all of them were designed to go over WATER and you've got plenty of that there. Not to long and if you mob have made the usual mess up when the FLOOD'S come it will be buggered big time.
You have a good time exeter do us Upper Class a favor and bypass Heritage City, and what ever you do don't forget your Crisp's.
Reply to Dave of course we have a Uni the H/M happen's to live perchance quite close to it.
So you had a pea souper of a start to the day, In Heritage City it's been blue sky's all be it a trite hot.
Orrf now as have a dressage practice in an hour.
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Edited by fredob43, 2012-02-10 14:32:20.


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Posted 2012-02-10 23:46:50

View PostHssl, on 2012-02-08 09:53:32, said:

Quick question - Does anybody drink ANYWHERE else than Big C.............. Cheap and air conned might be good but the general ambience of drinking in the middle of a food court doesn't really appeal to me.....................

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Plenty of other places bordering Sawan park.

A lot of places give you a floor fan to keep you cool.

Who would drink in BigC anyway except whilst waiting for thier other half who is shopping?

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Posted 2012-02-11 08:00:26

View Postpattayadingo, on 2012-02-10 23:46:50, said:

View PostHssl, on 2012-02-08 09:53:32, said:

Quick question - Does anybody drink ANYWHERE else than Big C.............. Cheap and air conned might be good but the general ambience of drinking in the middle of a food court doesn't really appeal to me.....................

Ban Kon Wan.
Collection Pub.
Plenty of other places bordering Sawan park.

A lot of places give you a floor fan to keep you cool.

Who would drink in BigC anyway except whilst waiting for thier other half who is shopping?
THe sponsors girlies look slick though, kinda easy on the eye.

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Posted 2012-02-11 16:53:15

If anyone has the loud bangs after 4pm today in Utopia nothing to be alarmed at, I am off for a few days to Pattaya and the local authorities thought it appropriate to give a 60 gun salute as send off, things will be back to normal soon. The river is a  triffle higher today thanks to those daft chappies up in Tak emptying their dam, take care east of the city.

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Posted 2012-02-11 22:43:48

View Postnong38, on 2012-02-11 16:53:15, said:

If anyone has the loud bangs after 4pm today in Utopia nothing to be alarmed at, I am off for a few days to Pattaya and the local authorities thought it appropriate to give a 60 gun salute as send off, things will be back to normal soon. The river is a  triffle higher today thanks to those daft chappies up in Tak emptying their dam, take care east of the city.
Flooding started early this year I see. Have a good time in Pattaya. You should enjoy as that place is full of traffic and smoke as well. Home from home so to speak.
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Posted 2012-03-10 07:23:44

I've found this thread quite confusing, yet mildly entertaining.  I'll be in Nakhon Sawan for 4 glorious days in late march.  Having been once before and having found denizens of the pale-and-pasty variety in short supply, I'm interested in where I might find a few english speakers to pepper with annoying questions.  And I'd like to visually fondle a few young ladies (no touching, lest my favorite appendage be liberated from it's host)

Big C food court?  Really?

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Posted 2012-03-10 10:49:16

View Postaliasinmontana, on 2012-03-10 07:23:44, said:

I've found this thread quite confusing, yet mildly entertaining.  I'll be in Nakhon Sawan for 4 glorious days in late march.  Having been once before and having found denizens of the pale-and-pasty variety in short supply, I'm interested in where I might find a few english speakers to pepper with annoying questions.  And I'd like to visually fondle a few young ladies (no touching, lest my favorite appendage be liberated from it's host)

Big C food court?  Really?
Yes there seems to a meeting mondays, wednesday and friday around 12ish to 2pm to fit in with licensing laws.
The local lovellies are usually found Sawan Park if reports are to be belived, I would not know we have some very big knives in the kitchen! Reports of females knocking about outside 7-11's are I think exagerated. At weekends there seems to a lot of "talent" parading at Big C, its a free show, a more vigorous adventure might be possible starting around the phone counter, if some chick is looking for an upgrade but is financially challenged. There are phone counters on all 3 floors so plenty of possibilities you like that sort of thing, you might be able to slip into a corner of the car park for a quickiePosted Image .
Do look out for the 2 members of the KKP hunt on dispaly on the SE corner of the traffic lights at Big C, they look in some distressPosted Image
Enjoy your trip to UtopiaPosted Image

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Posted 2012-03-10 11:53:49

View Postaliasinmontana, on 2012-03-10 07:23:44, said:

I've found this thread quite confusing, yet mildly entertaining.  I'll be in Nakhon Sawan for 4 glorious days in late march.  Having been once before and having found denizens of the pale-and-pasty variety in short supply, I'm interested in where I might find a few english speakers to pepper with annoying questions.  And I'd like to visually fondle a few young ladies (no touching, lest my favorite appendage be liberated from it's host)

Big C food court?  Really?
Let me put you right and out of your confused state. If you have read the post's about N/Smog you would have seen that there are only two peep's that like the place, and I'm sorry to say that they are both not playing with a full hand (Card expression) one sandwich short of a picnic. They are both very pale though that's due to the fact that the sun never get's through the Haze/Smog that abound's there.
They can be seen if the crud is having a good day mumbling and dribbling sitting in Big C car park. Tip, if you happen to go there ware a gas mask or the fume's will kill you. And as far as a quickie in the corner after 2 Min: you will be a goner.  May I suggest you change you venue I'm not going to give you and alternative as any ware would be better that N/Smog. Make sure you have your anti diarrhea pill's unless your used to Petrol Pork, Diesel Duck, and the like's and your insurance is well up to date.
If I cant put you off on your head be it you have been advised. Only 2 peep's living there full time must tell you something.
H/M K.P.P.
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Edited by fredob43, 2012-03-10 11:55:46.


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Posted 2012-03-10 18:51:47

View Postfredob43, on 2012-03-10 11:53:49, said:

View Postaliasinmontana, on 2012-03-10 07:23:44, said:

I've found this thread quite confusing, yet mildly entertaining.  I'll be in Nakhon Sawan for 4 glorious days in late march.  Having been once before and having found denizens of the pale-and-pasty variety in short supply, I'm interested in where I might find a few english speakers to pepper with annoying questions.  And I'd like to visually fondle a few young ladies (no touching, lest my favorite appendage be liberated from it's host)

Big C food court?  Really?
Let me put you right and out of your confused state. If you have read the post's about N/Smog you would have seen that there are only two peep's that like the place, and I'm sorry to say that they are both not playing with a full hand (Card expression) one sandwich short of a picnic. They are both very pale though that's due to the fact that the sun never get's through the Haze/Smog that abound's there.
They can be seen if the crud is having a good day mumbling and dribbling sitting in Big C car park. Tip, if you happen to go there ware a gas mask or the fume's will kill you. And as far as a quickie in the corner after 2 Min: you will be a goner.  May I suggest you change you venue I'm not going to give you and alternative as any ware would be better that N/Smog. Make sure you have your anti diarrhea pill's unless your used to Petrol Pork, Diesel Duck, and the like's and your insurance is well up to date.
If I cant put you off on your head be it you have been advised. Only 2 peep's living there full time must tell you something.
H/M K.P.P.
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Posted 2012-03-10 22:02:11

View Posttransam, on 2012-03-10 18:51:47, said:

View Postfredob43, on 2012-03-10 11:53:49, said:

View Postaliasinmontana, on 2012-03-10 07:23:44, said:

I've found this thread quite confusing, yet mildly entertaining.  I'll be in Nakhon Sawan for 4 glorious days in late march.  Having been once before and having found denizens of the pale-and-pasty variety in short supply, I'm interested in where I might find a few english speakers to pepper with annoying questions.  And I'd like to visually fondle a few young ladies (no touching, lest my favorite appendage be liberated from it's host)

Big C food court?  Really?
Let me put you right and out of your confused state. If you have read the post's about N/Smog you would have seen that there are only two peep's that like the place, and I'm sorry to say that they are both not playing with a full hand (Card expression) one sandwich short of a picnic. They are both very pale though that's due to the fact that the sun never get's through the Haze/Smog that abound's there.
They can be seen if the crud is having a good day mumbling and dribbling sitting in Big C car park. Tip, if you happen to go there ware a gas mask or the fume's will kill you. And as far as a quickie in the corner after 2 Min: you will be a goner.  May I suggest you change you venue I'm not going to give you and alternative as any ware would be better that N/Smog. Make sure you have your anti diarrhea pill's unless your used to Petrol Pork, Diesel Duck, and the like's and your insurance is well up to date.
If I cant put you off on your head be it you have been advised. Only 2 peep's living there full time must tell you something.
H/M K.P.P.
HERITAGE/CITY.

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Sorry to say T/A there are still 2 but there not to long for this world. Last seen heading for the local ICU room.

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Posted 2012-03-11 03:38:50

View Postnong38, on 2012-03-10 10:49:16, said:

View Postaliasinmontana, on 2012-03-10 07:23:44, said:

I've found this thread quite confusing, yet mildly entertaining.  I'll be in Nakhon Sawan for 4 glorious days in late march.  Having been once before and having found denizens of the pale-and-pasty variety in short supply, I'm interested in where I might find a few english speakers to pepper with annoying questions.  And I'd like to visually fondle a few young ladies (no touching, lest my favorite appendage be liberated from it's host)

Big C food court?  Really?
Yes there seems to a meeting mondays, wednesday and friday around 12ish to 2pm to fit in with licensing laws.
The local lovellies are usually found Sawan Park if reports are to be belived, I would not know we have some very big knives in the kitchen! Reports of females knocking about outside 7-11's are I think exagerated. At weekends there seems to a lot of "talent" parading at Big C, its a free show, a more vigorous adventure might be possible starting around the phone counter, if some chick is looking for an upgrade but is financially challenged. There are phone counters on all 3 floors so plenty of possibilities you like that sort of thing, you might be able to slip into a corner of the car park for a quickie .
Do look out for the 2 members of the KKP hunt on dispaly on the SE corner of the traffic lights at Big C, they look in some distress
Enjoy your trip to Utopia

I've been over near Sawan Park, my girl took me to a Thai BBQ joint north of the lake.  I saw planty of bars, but they looked more like niteclubs for Thais to me.  I'l borrow her scooter and drive around during the day for a better look.  Purely for research, of course.

What's the "KKP hunt"?

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Posted 2012-03-11 03:54:31

View Postfredob43, on 2012-03-10 11:53:49, said:

View Postaliasinmontana, on 2012-03-10 07:23:44, said:

I've found this thread quite confusing, yet mildly entertaining.  I'll be in Nakhon Sawan for 4 glorious days in late march.  Having been once before and having found denizens of the pale-and-pasty variety in short supply, I'm interested in where I might find a few english speakers to pepper with annoying questions.  And I'd like to visually fondle a few young ladies (no touching, lest my favorite appendage be liberated from it's host)

Big C food court?  Really?
Let me put you right and out of your confused state. If you have read the post's about N/Smog you would have seen that there are only two peep's that like the place, and I'm sorry to say that they are both not playing with a full hand (Card expression) one sandwich short of a picnic. They are both very pale though that's due to the fact that the sun never get's through the Haze/Smog that abound's there.
They can be seen if the crud is having a good day mumbling and dribbling sitting in Big C car park. Tip, if you happen to go there ware a gas mask or the fume's will kill you. And as far as a quickie in the corner after 2 Min: you will be a goner.  May I suggest you change you venue I'm not going to give you and alternative as any ware would be better that N/Smog. Make sure you have your anti diarrhea pill's unless your used to Petrol Pork, Diesel Duck, and the like's and your insurance is well up to date.
If I cant put you off on your head be it you have been advised. Only 2 peep's living there full time must tell you something.
H/M K.P.P.
HERITAGE/CITY.

Sorry, no change of venue is possible.  I tried to convince my wife-to-be that it would be far more convienient for me if she were from some place like Rome (I've always wanted to go to Rome!), but alas, she insists on being difficult.

I've been to Nakhon Sawan before, and I've even been in the "car park" at Big C.  The food was excellent, and the air no worse than any other place in Thailand I've been.  I'm not quite sure what is behind the peculair "energy" your post has, but it has been less than helpful.

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Posted 2012-03-11 07:15:02

View Postaliasinmontana, on 2012-03-11 03:38:50, said:



I've been over near Sawan Park, my girl took me to a Thai BBQ joint north of the lake.  I saw planty of bars, but they looked more like niteclubs for Thais to me.  I'l borrow her scooter and drive around during the day for a better look.  Purely for research, of course.

What's the "KKP hunt"?

Some clueless foundation in the UK set up a charitable geriatrics facility up in KPP. Houses demented old codgers. Unfortunately, they seem to have internet access of some sort. Probably swipe the staffs' smartphones. Several of them seem to share a joint delusion about being landed gentry. Others here go along with the charade, not sure if it's out of any sort of concern to not shatter the poor old blighters delusions or just as a bit of a sick TV joke. If you bump into one just smile and nod whilst slowly backing away. If they approach you the best tactic is to point behind them whilst yelling "Oh look, the Queen!" Then run like buggery.

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Posted 2012-03-11 07:54:57

Sorry to have been less than helpful with my advice. But reading your post NB Big C car park is ok air quality wise I now see that I was wasting my time. N/Smog town has got to be one of the most polluted place's in Thailand. During the holiday time's the fume level go's to the very top of the scale 'Fact' and it's not much better normally. Just take a look at all the plant's tree's that are there and notice all the grime over them, that crap is going into your lungs. While your having a trip round on your M/C give the bus station a go it's down a side road opposite Big C it's great, might be a good idea to have a snack there if your a bit peckish. Enjoy your trip.
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Posted 2012-03-11 08:17:11

View Postfredob43, on 2012-03-11 07:54:57, said:

Sorry to have been less than helpful with my advice. But reading your post NB Big C car park is ok air quality wise

Stop right there.

What I said was "air no worse than any other place in Thailand I've been"

Do me a favor and move on, won't you?

Edited by aliasinmontana, 2012-03-11 08:17:42.


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Posted 2012-03-11 09:12:40

View Postnecronx99, on 2012-03-11 07:15:02, said:

View Postaliasinmontana, on 2012-03-11 03:38:50, said:

I've been over near Sawan Park, my girl took me to a Thai BBQ joint north of the lake.  I saw planty of bars, but they looked more like niteclubs for Thais to me.  I'l borrow her scooter and drive around during the day for a better look.  Purely for research, of course.

What's the "KKP hunt"?

Some clueless foundation in the UK set up a charitable geriatrics facility up in KPP. Houses demented old codgers. Unfortunately, they seem to have internet access of some sort. Probably swipe the staffs' smartphones. Several of them seem to share a joint delusion about being landed gentry. Others here go along with the charade, not sure if it's out of any sort of concern to not shatter the poor old blighters delusions or just as a bit of a sick TV joke. If you bump into one just smile and nod whilst slowly backing away. If they approach you the best tactic is to point behind them whilst yelling "Oh look, the Queen!" Then run like buggery.
Probably hit the nail on the head there, they still the Queen is "Victoria." The KPP Hunt still thinks its in the Empire! I think they spend most of their time high on sugar cane smoke which they then try and waft down to NS to share their bad luck with!

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Posted 2012-03-11 09:14:09

View Postaliasinmontana, on 2012-03-11 08:17:11, said:

View Postfredob43, on 2012-03-11 07:54:57, said:

Sorry to have been less than helpful with my advice. But reading your post NB Big C car park is ok air quality wise

Stop right there.

What I said was "air no worse than any other place in Thailand I've been"

Do me a favor and move on, won't you?
You have to understand the KPP people dont get out muchPosted Image

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Posted 2012-03-11 11:05:23

View Postexeter, on 2012-03-11 09:14:09, said:

View Postaliasinmontana, on 2012-03-11 08:17:11, said:

View Postfredob43, on 2012-03-11 07:54:57, said:

Sorry to have been less than helpful with my advice. But reading your post NB Big C car park is ok air quality wise

Stop right there.

What I said was "air no worse than any other place in Thailand I've been"

Do me a favor and move on, won't you?
You have to understand the KPP people dont get out muchPosted Image
The H/M seem's to have upset some one in N/Smog oh dear. I'll let you know we do get out but never down south if we can help it. The H/M + some other's were in Chiang Mai the other day had to go  among'st other place's to the British Consulate and they still have a picture of our Queen and it was Victoria well I think it was. Don't tell me we have a new one. First I've heard of it anyway, and what's all this then about the British Empire please don't tell me India's not our's anymore. The place is going to pot, next you'll be telling me that White Fiver's are not legal currency, How am I going to pay the staff. Na it's just the usual rubbish that you lower class are trying to push about. Not April the 1st is it. Nice joke anyway. Not to long now and you could be up to our standard. Orrf now as I can hear the horse's mooing.
H/M K.P.P.
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Edited by fredob43, 2012-03-11 11:16:23.


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Posted 2012-03-11 11:09:23

View Postfredob43, on 2012-02-04 10:10:22, said:

View Postnong38, on 2012-02-04 08:04:19, said:

The only thing that is missing is the sea, there is a seasonal beach though, should be available very soon now!
Don't hold your breath 'that's the thing you lot call wheezing' on the beach bit that is, as they are letting the water out in Tak big time. That's to try and help you lot out when it N/S flood's this year as sure as egg's are egg's it will do.
I read several time's exeter's post. All I can say is it's very sad but I think he's lost the plot, He's not the Farang peep's that was on the front page of the BKK Post yesterday that was sitting on a curb clad in a strait jacket dribbling & muttering to himself by any chance.
N/S Utopia, I happen to know of a good Doctor in BKK that might be able to help out but I think exeter is past the point of no return. Oxygen might help out give it a try Dave, it's either that or in a few month's N/S could be down to only one Farang.
Thank's for the laugh anyway going to put your post in the K.P.P news under the heading N/S peep's crack's up big time.
Where were you thinking of putting the advert about N/S next to the one that's already there that show's the air quality that by the way always read's - something. Please correct me I'm wrong but not to long ago according to Thai spring News was -7 the worst air pollution there is. Even Bang Na BKK the worst place for same in BKK has never had it that bad.
We the Upper Crust's are all having a rethink on the food parcel's we normally send there every year, seem that they are not helping one jot, Oxygen tank's now there a though.
H/M. K.P.P.
Heritage City.

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#97 exeter

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Posted 2012-03-11 12:48:49

So there we have it then, a simple choice! Utopia or the NUT HOUSE in KPP. Tomorrow I will pass by the KPP, a brief call at the ( terminal bus terminal ) on my way to Mae Sot. I have had to get a doctors note to cross the border from N/S into KPP and been ussued with white gloves in case I come into contact with the locals, apparently they are contagious!

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Posted 2012-03-11 14:10:45

View Postexeter, on 2012-03-11 12:48:49, said:

So there we have it then, a simple choice! Utopia or the NUT HOUSE in KPP. Tomorrow I will pass by the KPP, a brief call at the ( terminal bus terminal ) on my way to Mae Sot. I have had to get a doctors note to cross the border from N/S into KPP and been ussued with white gloves in case I come into contact with the locals, apparently they are contagious!
Tip's don't put the glove's on till your north of N/Smog or they will be black. Don't forget your camera you can take photos of the sign that say's Heritage City as you cross the border, it would look nice in your scrapbook next to the one's of the great wall of China that's being built there. If you have time get out for a min: or two even, you will notice a strange smell it's called Oxygen. Have a good trip.

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Posted 2012-03-11 19:52:31

View Postfredob43, on 2012-03-11 14:10:45, said:

View Postexeter, on 2012-03-11 12:48:49, said:

So there we have it then, a simple choice! Utopia or the NUT HOUSE in KPP. Tomorrow I will pass by the KPP, a brief call at the ( terminal bus terminal ) on my way to Mae Sot. I have had to get a doctors note to cross the border from N/S into KPP and been ussued with white gloves in case I come into contact with the locals, apparently they are contagious!
Tip's don't put the glove's on till your north of N/Smog or they will be black. Don't forget your camera you can take photos of the sign that say's Heritage City as you cross the border, it would look nice in your scrapbook next to the one's of the great wall of China that's being built there. If you have time get out for a min: or two even, you will notice a strange smell it's called Oxygen. Have a good trip.
I remember the smell from before, horse manure, you really should get them trained you know! Dont foget next time you get on make sure you are facing the front of the horse, it was embarassing last time you tried catch a Tiger!

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Posted 2012-03-12 14:26:13

View Postexeter, on 2012-03-11 19:52:31, said:

View Postfredob43, on 2012-03-11 14:10:45, said:

View Postexeter, on 2012-03-11 12:48:49, said:

So there we have it then, a simple choice! Utopia or the NUT HOUSE in KPP. Tomorrow I will pass by the KPP, a brief call at the ( terminal bus terminal ) on my way to Mae Sot. I have had to get a doctors note to cross the border from N/S into KPP and been ussued with white gloves in case I come into contact with the locals, apparently they are contagious!
Tip's don't put the glove's on till your north of N/Smog or they will be black. Don't forget your camera you can take photos of the sign that say's Heritage City as you cross the border, it would look nice in your scrapbook next to the one's of the great wall of China that's being built there. If you have time get out for a min: or two even, you will notice a strange smell it's called Oxygen. Have a good trip.
I remember the smell from before, horse manure, you really should get them trained you know! Dont foget next time you get on make sure you are facing the front of the horse, it was embarassing last time you tried catch a Tiger!
Fred, your horses need exercise up in the hills and I need some manure for my roses.



 


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