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[sbk]

What the State Motto Really should be...
FLORIDA:    The Gunshine State
ALABAMA:    Literacy Ain't Everything
ARKANSAS:    At Least We're not Oklahoma
ILLINOIS:    Gateway to Iowa
KENTUCKY:    Tobacco is a Vegetable
MAINE:    For Sale
MONTANA:    Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else
NEW JERSEY:    You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
NEW MEXICO:    Lizards Make Excellent Pets
NORTH CAROLINA:    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
OHIO:    Don't Judge us by Cleveland
PENNSYLVANIA:    Cook with Coal
SOUTH DAKOTA:    Closer than North Dakota
TENNESSEE:    The Educashun State
TEXAS:    Si Habla Ingles
UTAH:    Our Jesus is Better than Your Jesus
ARIZONA:    But it's a dry heat, I tell ya!
WEST VIRGINIA:    We're all related
MASSACHUSETTS:    Chappaquidick...'nuff said
NEVADA:    Lose Your Money and Leave
RHODE Island:    Too Small to Care About
OKLAHOMA:    50th Most Visited State!
HAWAII:    We're All Tanned and Healthy and You're Fat and Dying!
VERMONT:    Quaint and Cold
DELAWARE:    No One Knows We Exist
IDAHO:    Enough About the Damn Potatoes!
TEXAS:    Not as Boring as Nebraska
D.C.:    Now With Fewer Murders Than New Orleans
LOUISIANA State Joke:     Men Working

[Ijustwannateach]

I especially like Delaware's motto...  poor lonely forgotten Delaware- I bet they haven't been in the news for anything in my lifetime...

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LMAO!! Now THAT was funny. Great yuks sbk, thanks