I was toying with the idea of sending a container of fish frying ranges to Thailand, and opening a chain of British Fish and Chip shops. The initial menu would be.....
Traditional fish and chips in batter
Black pudding
Fritters
Deep fried steak pie
Deep fried mince pie
Deep fried smoked sausage
Mushy peas
Deep fried haggis ( once we catch it )
Deep fried pizza, 8 varieties, including pepporoni, salami, spicey chicken, marinara and others
Etc etc
I've have an arrangement in place to have 2 pallets of British made pies, puddings etc flown in every day.
I'll open up in the tourist areas first, then see what happens. The shops will be licensed, selling cider on ice etc too.
I need to know, do you have any menu suggestions? What kind of cider or beer would you like? And would you enjoy a good deep fried pizza at the end of the night?
I can send in kebab machines too, and side orders like chicken pakora and mince samosa would be available too.
So what do you think? Would you enjoy a deep fried pepporoni pizza washed down with magners and ice?
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British Fish & Chip Shop In Thailand.
Started by theblether, Today, 04:55
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21 replies to this topic
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bikkalad
Senior Member Posted Today, 05:13
my arteries are in a flutter.....
 ps dont forget the haddock
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Goshawk
Avian Member Posted Today, 05:26
i don't see that wholesome scottish delicacy in your menu - deep fried battered mars bar ? real 'hearty' food that is...
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SimonD
Senior Member Posted Today, 05:27
Is the haggis free-range?
Can't bear to see the poor little souls in those tiny cages, waiting pathetically for their final moment.  It would be worth paying a premium to assuage my ...feelings. Edit: Sod the magners, you provide London Pride (keg), you're in! Edited by SimonD, Today, 05:31 . #5
theblether
Platinum Pedigree Best Behaviour Blether Posted Today, 05:46
Tell me what u want, by international treaty I can move 2 pallets of foodstuffs every day from the UK to Thailand for £300.....
Alcohol £900 for 2 pallets , if you want it, i'll get it...... #6
endure
Nocturnal Spooner Posted Today, 05:46
I'd enjoy a smoked sausage...
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theblether
Platinum Pedigree Best Behaviour Blether Posted Today, 05:48
i don't see that wholesome scottish delicacy in your menu - deep fried battered mars bar ? real 'hearty' food that is... Deep fried mars bars, yum yum #8
GuestHouse
Titanium Member Posted Today, 05:55
What about a fist fight in the queue?
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theblether
Platinum Pedigree Best Behaviour Blether Posted Today, 06:03
What about a fist fight in the queue? You would get that free of charge, would you like salt and vinegar with it? #10
cardholder
Platinum Member Posted Today, 06:13
I think you have an obsession with 'deep fried'.
Discard one of your fryers and get a trusty microwave. You will, of course, need a jar of pickled eggs and another of pickled onions. #11
Shrubbery
Senior Member Posted 57 minutes ago
Please add saveloys to the menu, don't forget pickled eggs.
Hopefully your food will be served in newspaper and not those horrible polystyrene trays. Don't forget the Dandelion & Burdock to wash it all down with. #12
edwardandtubs
Senior Member Posted 47 minutes ago
Is ice in cider traditionally British?
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Soutpeel
Titanium Member Posted 47 minutes ago
Tell me you intend to cook all this in dripping and I am in...
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Soutpeel
Titanium Member Posted 46 minutes ago
Is ice in cider traditionally British? F*kcing heathen... #15
necronx99
. Posted 36 minutes ago
Pie floaters...I'd travel for one of those
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cardholder
Platinum Member Posted 29 minutes ago
Please add saveloys to the menu, don't forget pickled eggs. Hopefully your food will be served in newspaper and not those horrible polystyrene trays. Don't forget the Dandelion & Burdock to wash it all down with. Awww! Dandelion and Burdock - now I am wet-dreaming! #17
cardholder
Platinum Member Posted 27 minutes ago
Is ice in cider traditionally British? F*kcing heathen... Magners made a fortune out of making it trendy to have 'cider over ice'. #19
jonnyscot
Senior Member Posted 20 minutes ago
Count me in too,, in fact I'd also regularly take a few kg's of your haddock fillets off you before they hit the fryer,, those dory fish are a poor substitute for a great tasting fish soup,, and the deep fried haggis,, grrrreat, I'd certainly enjoy a long drive to get my chops into that
Sent from my iPhone using ThaiVisa app #20
theblether
Platinum Pedigree Best Behaviour Blether Posted 4 minutes ago
Tell me what u want, I'll bring it.
If it is UK sourced, it is easy for me #21
theblether
Platinum Pedigree Best Behaviour Blether Posted 4 minutes ago
Tell me what u want, I'll bring it.
If it is UK sourced, it is easy for me #22
theblether
Platinum Pedigree Best Behaviour Blether Posted A minute ago
Tell me you intend to cook all this in dripping and I am in... Yes, let's do it correctlz |
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