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#26 wombat

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Posted 2006-04-01 06:42:13

welcome to april the first...................... :D :o

#27 sabai-dee-man

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Posted 2006-04-01 06:52:05

Please don't tell me it took 9 posts to spot this one?!

"The train was on it's way from Kohok Maak..." - Love it!! :o

Well done "wombat"!

Edited by sabai-dee-man, 2006-04-01 06:54:06.


#28 moobie

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Posted 2006-04-01 06:59:28

Agreed, well done Wombat - but isn't every day April 1st in Thailand?

#29 sabai-dee-man

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Posted 2006-04-01 07:03:45

Good call "moobie"! :o

#30 pantsninja

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Posted 2006-04-01 07:13:59

Quote

erection

:o

#31 Maejo Man

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Posted 2006-04-01 07:30:41

Exactly what date was this post :o

#32 maxisrael

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Posted 2006-04-01 07:31:45

View Postpantsninja, on 2006-04-01 07:13:59, said:

Quote

erection

:D

:D :D

Whats the date today ??

April fools day ! :D :D :D

Or was the train under influence of lau kau :o

#33 nonthaburial

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Posted 2006-04-01 07:37:15

April 1st Good effort.

Train derails through lackof Electricity :o

#34 JimKane

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Posted 2006-04-01 07:59:29

I think it is apt to say you will not be able to get an erection if you run out of electricity. Thai vodka will do it everytime.

#35 johnnie deeee

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Posted 2006-04-01 08:12:28

:o [size=4]Duh!!!!!!!!!!!! Hasn't anybody checked the date???? It is April the 1st/FIRST as in April FOOL'S DAY!!!!! This is a joke checkout the names and places and play on words and besides Phuket doesn't weven have a railway system. You all got FOOLED. Puleeze read it again. JD

#36 cobra

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Posted 2006-04-01 08:18:23

View Postgeorge, on 2006-04-01 03:29:25, said:

... The train driver, Khun Somchai, fled the scene and Thalang police is still searching for the engineer...
Is this part of general training in the transportation industry?
Whatever the mishap, be it boat, bus, whatever, first thing to check off on the SOP list:
1. Flee Scene (regardless),
2.
3.
:o

#37 Cheeky Farang

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Posted 2006-04-01 08:20:49

View Postcobra, on 2006-04-01 08:18:23, said:

View Postgeorge, on 2006-04-01 03:29:25, said:

... The train driver, Khun Somchai, fled the scene and Thalang police is still searching for the engineer...
Is this part of general training in the transportation industry?
Whatever the mishap, be it boat, bus, whatever, first thing to check off on the SOP list:
1. Flee Scene (regardless),
2.
3.
:o


Thai always run away,,

What day is it today ???????

#38 thaiowl

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Posted 2006-04-01 08:21:20

Err....April Fool! (Phuket International Railway Station!)

#39 Maigo6

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Posted 2006-04-01 08:27:21

April 1st guys.

#40 Gonzo the Face

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Posted 2006-04-01 08:27:49

View Postthaiowl, on 2006-04-01 08:21:20, said:

Err....April Fool! (Phuket International Railway Station!)


Good going mate....FINALLY SOMEBODY SAY S APRIL FOOL !!!!!!

#41 Thaising

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Posted 2006-04-01 08:30:15

Somchai say............LAo khAao mAake me wAant to dAnce the dAy AwAy :D :o

#42 jdinasia

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Posted 2006-04-01 08:30:32

someone had to be the first to say it directly ... and take the air out of the joke .... (mods ... time to clean it up :-)

#43 Maigo6

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Posted 2006-04-01 08:35:48

View PostTRD LOVER, on 2006-04-01 07:51:08, said:

What a Joke it is living in mickie & donald land..


There is no common sense taught in this country to the people and respect....gimme a break!


Problem is with these April Fools joke stories, many Farangs are actually smug enough and stupid enough to think it's true.


And you speak of common sense!! And respect you show for your hosts .....Gimme a break. :o :D

#44 jdinasia

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Posted 2006-04-01 08:41:55

- We was actually planning to open this route next week, says Khun Somchai of State Derails
Department. This train is notable to rail off in Patong, and we are working on a solution, says
Khun Maibpai Igrotfai.



I thought his name was Khun MaiBpai Changrotefai!

#45 Pui

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Posted 2006-04-01 08:47:40

Often wondered why they make foreigners do these stupid visa runs.
For the last few years I've had a non-B visa so only need to travel every 3 months. Since I visit Hong Kong every month for business it’s never and issue. But it hasn't always been like that.
Why does Thailand only give visitors 28 days? Hong Kong for example stamp me in for 180 day.
Is it a bit like the car tax scam where government officials have an 'interest' in which cars are sold. Imported cars have an astronomical tax applied. Result. Officials make Mercedes for there Mai Noi’s and everyone else has to drive an old car. (Or a Pick-up)
Do government officials own domestic travel operations?
Making people travel, wait in long queues, just to make a couple of quid is so selfish.
HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN A CHINESE PERSON ON A VISA RUN?
Surely some of them are foreigners...
Beautiful country, lovely people just run by criminals.

#46 ayakiawe

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Posted 2006-04-01 08:48:42

april fools!

#47 jdinasia

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Posted 2006-04-01 08:54:12

^^ :o ^^

#48 Capricorn

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Posted 2006-04-01 09:06:26

Did all you wombats forget the date of today whilst you avidly read the post? Wake up, its april 1st you fools

#49 Capricorn

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Posted 2006-04-01 09:10:07

and congradulations to george too! you must laugh as they fall for this every year

#50 Hjerting

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Posted 2006-04-01 09:19:04

Derailed becz of electrical failures hmmmm.........wz the train heading off to slow or quick...



 


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