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#1 bluebellpepper

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Posted 2013-10-28 15:19:04

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I came to this thought when I made my daily delivery this morning. The spray gun was doing its usual and thorough job and then I realized it has been a while since I used toilet paper. In the beginning I used paper to dry it all up, but lately I just use a towel.
The important thing is that the water pressure is right. I remember my old folks bringing one back to Europe and I tried it last summer. The difference is that in Europe the water pressure is about 2 bar so I found myself coughing up my an-us . It bloody HURTS!! In Thailand the pressure is just right so it doesn't only clean but also cools you down after the curries give you this burning sensation.
To proof my method, just put some peanut butter on your skin (no, not your an-us but your arm or so) and try to clean it with toilet paper. You won't get it clean unless you use 6 meter of the white stuff. With a spray gun it is just point and shoot and all your problems disappear.

What about you guys? You still use toilet paper?



#2 ExpatOilWorker

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Posted 2013-10-28 15:25:53

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That's, we have reached the end, all thinkable subjects have been discussed on TV.
This must surely be a new low. How about we re-open the "rain" thread again?

#3 Dr Robert

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Posted 2013-10-28 15:26:36

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He he, aint a topic of normal everyday conversation, but you got me thinking and perhaps its time to give up the toilet paper completely and save a tree or two. I think now, whatever did I do before the bum gun? The satisfying  jet of delicious water leaving you cleaned cooled and refreshed-its what sets us apart from the other <deleted>.



#4 i claudius

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Posted 2013-10-28 16:06:34

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Thai visa has now reached "the bottom" with this thread.



#5 willyumiii

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Posted 2013-10-28 16:10:27

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Yes!

 

Of course I use toilet paper!

 

I use it to clean my fingers and face while I am eating!

 

Isn't that the Thai way?



#6 CharlieH

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Posted 2013-10-28 16:19:23

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Yes, as you say to dry, it then goes in a waste bin NOT down the loo to cause problems.

When I go back to the UK I never feel as fresh and certainly not as clean thats for sure.

Given my Avatar, I dont like "klingons"......lol

Edited by CharlieH, 2013-10-28 16:20:42.


#7 Orac

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Posted 2013-10-28 16:20:35

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I can confirm what the op says having just smeared myself with peanut butter. Unfortunately there don't appear to be any bum guns in Central and the bog roll has made a right mess of it. I was hoping to wait until closing time before venturing of my cubicle but the cleaning lady is getting a bit suspicious.

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#8 Crossy

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Posted 2013-10-28 16:21:59

Yes, as you say to dry, it then goes in a waste bin NOT down the loo to cause problems.
When I go back to the UK I never feel as fresh and certainly not as clean thats for sure.


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#9 A1Str8

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Posted 2013-10-28 16:56:10

I stopped using it a long time ago. Water is just so much better. However every time a foreign chick visits me, they are like..where is the toilet paper? How to use this s....? Then I show them and they ditch the paper from that time on.

#10 anto

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Posted 2013-10-28 17:04:32

Use a combination of both .



#11 BillyBobThai

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Posted 2013-10-28 17:09:57

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I now use it to wipe the entrance and not the exit.



#12 p_brownstone

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Posted 2013-10-28 17:28:46

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Seriously?!

 

 

Thais' still use Toilet Paper (กระดาษชำระ) they just don't use it the way Farang usually do!

 

 

Thais' use the "Bum Gun" to clean their nether regions, then use Paper to dry "the area" and discard the used paper in the Bin situated next to the toilet; usually this paper is quite clean, though certainly not anywhere near hygienic .............. and certainly anyone who used my cotton or linen towels to dry that area would never be invited back to my home!

 

 

Patrick

 

 

P.S. Just to explain a little - one of the main reasons Thais' do not discard paper in the toilet is because the standard 4" piping is, in Thailand, for cost saving purposes, chamfered down to a 2" pipe which is more easily blocked by paper etc. etc..

 

 

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Edited by p_brownstone, 2013-10-28 17:41:00.


#13 Rob8891

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Posted 2013-10-28 17:28:59

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Would love to have a bum gun at home, but in the Scottish Highlands you'd end up with immediate brain-freeze. Even in summer, the cold water is C-O-L-D. In winter, you'd be likely to spear yourself with an icicle... The only answer there seems to be a quick up-and-under in the shower.

 

To answer the question, I am trying not to use paper any more (in Thailand), but running round the room then standing bare-asseted in front of the fan tends to elicit peculiar looks from she-who-must-be-obeyed. 

 

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#14 ChrisB87

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Posted 2013-10-28 17:47:47

Nope.  It's disgusting.  I have been liberated.



#15 Travel2003

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Posted 2013-10-28 18:10:16

Hell yeah!



#16 Travel2003

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Posted 2013-10-28 18:12:40

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Since this is a subject.

I use paper.

 

Question to you who use the spray:

How do you dry your butt and hole after the spray? Selfdrying in the undies??

 



#17 HeijoshinCool

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Posted 2013-10-28 18:24:33

8 posts is a little early to post about Uranus on TV.

 

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#18 JoeThePoster

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Posted 2013-10-28 18:31:16

I just use the hair dryer to dry the leftovers till they fall off.

#19 thaipod

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Posted 2013-10-28 19:10:04

Yes ..wet and dry.



#20 MILT

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Posted 2013-10-29 09:17:23

cheesy.gif I travel the globe and I have noticed that India they use water and their left hand to clean the ole sphincter, then heading towards Southeast Asia they have what I recognize as the Dish rinse we used to rinse dishes.

I like a good wipe myself.cheesy.gif 



#21 yankee99

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Posted 2013-10-29 09:29:40

I never had a anal massager back in the usa. I still use paper after a good long rectal cleansing. I just went to mainland china where they dont have anal massagers in the bathroom and i was really missing it.

#22 bushwacker

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Posted 2013-10-29 09:32:22

Water does such a great job.  I have had to use paper from time to time and now it really hurts the skin.

 

Had a TGF a few years ago and she used the bum gun to sky rocket my water bill.  She was using it as a poor ladies vibrator.  She swore it worked like a hot damn.  I believed her because why else would she regularly walk out of the bathroom with glazed over eyes?



#23 Naam

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Posted 2013-10-29 09:50:41

Yes, as you say to dry, it then goes in a waste bin NOT down the loo to cause problems.

When I go back to the UK I never feel as fresh and certainly not as clean thats for sure.

Given my Avatar, I dont like "klingons"......lol

 

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#24 MK007

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Posted 2013-10-29 09:56:24

Well tha's a great way to get Mosquito lavae up ur ass



#25 rascalman

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Posted 2013-10-29 09:59:15

Very, very crude. Bet you are British!





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