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[h5kaf]

How can this be? I thought that Toxin had declared Thailand free of drugs, dark forces and latterly bird flu. This is surely nothing to be concerned about. Interestingly I heard somewhere that the French Embassy is refusing to issue Thai Chickens with passports or visas.

[iwan]

Pepe', on Sat 2004-03-13, 06:33:38, said:

Iwan,

If karma is an issue then this would just be the tip of the iceburg, Ya think?

Pepe',

i guess things happen with a real cause. Millions of living beings can't just die for no deeper reason and little impact/effect in the whole connectedness.

[CM451]

I just had some chicken from KFC and I'm sure not scared of the bird flu, but it was the worst over-cooked piece of bird I have ever eaten. I guess I am supposed to be re-assured that if you cook it into rubber it's safe.

Ok I'll wait until next week when the FLU is all gone.

[iwan]

i will lay off anything to do with chickens, rats and cats.

Imagine that you are healthy chicken (for now) but many around you have passed on. So you owner thinks that to safeguard you, he ought to try his best to keep you kicking. i think his plan of action, other than hidding you away, is to find stronger vaccine(s) to inject you with.

Not sure if they analyze the end-products for additional ingredients but i am sure you will find residue aplenty.

[ChiangmaiJim]

How do you define a suspicious chicken carcase

[Rhys]

And what of the Ducks.. and do the Thai MP in special breeding program for BIG Birds... the poor and unappreciated ostrich....O meat has yet to take off ..will the be the time for the CRACKSTAFF of MPs, making ready to cash into the BIRD FLU...

BUT of course... the Deputy Director and the BIG Kahana of the Agriculture, have some, shall we say, difficulties... in locating the the proper orafice to express their official findings...

[Rhys]

Wait a minute now.. the crack staff of MPs in private enterprizes..YEah right.. Just might make a big splash with their pet projects....0 meat.. hmm.. do you think? could it be it is a national program to blitz the market with MP Ostrich meat?
According to the crack Agriculture Kahana and his little poi poi....they have a special program just waiting...Yet, knowing which orafices to insert crack official findings for the gut reactions... seems, shall we say, a bit of a colo-oral-rectal challenge. Maybe a Chicken enema would do it.. Bring back the curse of a thousand dead chickens on their psyches...