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#5267425 Top Three Things That Brought You To Thailand?

Posted kerryk on 2012-05-02 11:21:25

View Postnocturn, on 2012-05-02 10:18:45, said:

why is it that people who came here for sex are unable to accept that others came here for other reasons, while those of us that came here for other reasons are able to accept that some came here for sex?

there seems to be a great dichotomy of experience between the two.

i can only think coming to thailand exclusively for the women can only result in disappointment, disillusionment and bitterness -- something clearly borne out daily on these fora.
Some of us think everything is based on sex. Some people even put bouncing tits in an avatar.

In my case I don't think it is me. I think it is everyone else.

It is lady motorcycle taxi drivers. I said one time I preferred lady drivers (they smell better) and now everyone at the taxi stands goes into a half hour comedy routine every time I show up and off I go with another lady who wants a Falang. God only knows if these ladies can drive a motorcycle. If it continues eventually I will meet every divorced farmer's daughter in town.

Then there is the maids brigade who have just lost a boyfriend or husband. I don't know why I get them all.

I mean we are not talking skinny, spinner, stunner's and ex go go dancers here. These women are solidly built 40 plus years of age, farm workers.

And lest I forget there is the grocery store union ladies. There must be some kind of union. None of the cashiers (good looking, young, educated (can count) ladies) talk to me. I get the butchers, bakers and fish cleaning ladies. Nor do I have the luxury of going to the toilet alone. The toilet cleaning lady has this idea........

I know this doesn't happen to you young good looking guys. The ladies would be afraid you would say no and shame them.

Me they don't even know if I can still do it let alone say yes or no. I am a no worries prize than can be counted on to provide some cheap booze and temporary diversion. I am the perfect example of middle aged Thai womanhood short term thinking.

I gotta tell you though it beats cruising the beach restaurants in Florida and California looking for early bird specials and stuck up T back clad feminists frowning at old British tourists in speedos.

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#5229372 What To Wear In The Los To Avoid Looking Like A Reprobate?

Posted ragandboneman on 2012-04-18 15:06:48

Sandals are a no no, unless you're 8 and still at school or are Jesus !!!!!    Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image


#678275 Second Marriage Dowry

Posted Maigo6 on 2006-03-15 00:29:01

View Posth90, on 2006-03-15 02:19:28, said:

200.000 is simply crazy, or she is just 16 and you 85 years old......

Then in that case, it's a bargain.    :o


#5204932 Name And Shame Thai Visa 'Holiday List'

Posted MegaRanter on 2012-04-10 02:40:09

You ought to go out more and get a life or a few friends


#5179292 Another Racist Tourism Attraction In Pattaya

Posted brewsterbudgen on 2012-03-31 11:56:21

Are you sure it's racism?  Do citizens from other Asian countries pay the Thai price?

I agree it's a topic that's been 'done to death', but unless you know it's racist it seems unnecessarily inflammatory language to use.


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