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where's the fun Crossy? no compliance with 17 norms of anglo-saxon-oz sparky guidelines. no wiring and calculating wiring diameters, wattage and amps. no RFCGFCIXMB 10 mA sensitivity protection switch. no proper earthing and no 24V transformer required.

farang000999, on 2012-04-13 23:14:38, said:

Adult nappies ?

No. She was at one time, but after 25 years she is more like a favorite piece of furniture. Something taken for granted while it is there, but would be missed if it disappeared.

SgtPepper, on 2012-02-03 15:26:29, said:

Begging is a preferred occupation in Thailand.

folium, on 2012-01-14 22:07:06, said:

Like this.

transam, on 2010-09-28 21:09:32, said:

i wish i could be in your gang...........................

i guess your sense of humour has been lost.

I voted to get rid of it. Seriously. I think it really corrupts the forum, and Thailand is corrupt enough as it is ...

Man walks into the Thaivisa pub and sees his mates sitting in the corner,  bottles of Chang and Tiger in hand and trays of nuts on the table.  He reflects on what a diverse group they make.  There’s the old Asian hand with his long term Thai companion resting her pretty head on his broad shoulder, then there’s the young back-packer, mid way through a tale of his adventures with in tuk-yuk, and the ex-pat businessman peering over his Blackberry at the Aussie traveller who’s discussing the best visa run routes.  As he walks towards his friends he start a conversation;

  “Hi chaps, did you see the match last night, what a cracking game”

  “We talked about footy last week, can’t you use the search function”, snaps the Businessman as looks up from his Blackberry, “You’re only talking about football because you know my wife’s from Isaan and doesn’t like ferrang sports, you know she only follows Takraw you racist b***ard, and she’s a qualified lawyer you know” shouts the old Thai “who you calling a ferrang”, snaps the Aussie, “that’s an insult you know”.

  “Sorry guys, only trying to be friendly” stutters the startled visitor.  “Well don’t even try, this is the ThaiVisa Pub and every night is flight night, so p**s off” shouts the young backpacker.

  “Not every night, that’s just a dam_n lie” says the Aussie, “if you'd done your research properly before speaking you’d know that Tuesday nights are Ladies nights where we ask where to get a decent manicure and then lie to each other about the best salons”.

  “Sod this, I’m off” says the visitor.  “Typical!” shouts the old hand “and try not to burn the pub down as you leave, it took us weeks to rebuild the place after your last tantrum”.  “That wasn’t me, I just happened to bring my flame thrower in for the military surplus bring and buy sale and it went off accidentally” says the visitor trying his best to sound innocent.

  “That’s it, you’re all barred …. again” shouts the barman

The begging for greenies would get out of control!

thaifkrlim, on 2010-08-09 23:01:12, said:

Please just click on the green plus symbol at the bottom of this post on the right-hand side. Good or bad  is up to you.

Hit me, hit me, hit me with your Rhythm Reputation Stick!

Ulysses G., on 2010-08-09 21:49:02, said:

I just gave you one now.

Cheers

Neverdie is constantly making fun of me because my rep is so low compared to his. If only some kind soul would have pity on me and click that little green button with the plus sign on the right hand side at the bottom of every one of my posts.

zzdocxx, on 2010-06-27 00:16:08, said:

Back at you.