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xerostar

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In Topic: How Many Thais Were Onboard The Titanic?

2012-04-16 20:37:08

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In Topic: How Many Thais Were Onboard The Titanic?

2012-04-15 13:51:02

You're all getting the story mixed up with the wooden ship Thai-panic that went down in the Andaman sea off the coast of Phuket some 20 years ago with a full cargo of condoms.
Apparently the captain was distracted when there was no fish sauce available for his noodles.
So he left the ship unattended while he went ashore in search of a 7-Eleven store.
In the meantime all crewmembers were busy playing cards and became drunk on laukau, thus allowing the ship to run aground. The captain was forced to pay heavy compensation to the owners of the ship
who re-invested the money in a fleet of jetskis.
All crew and passengers were saved thanks to some handy balloons that acted as flotation devices.

In Topic: No Radiation Contamination, Chemical Leak From Flooded Installations: Thailand

2011-11-03 15:30:47

View PostThaddeus, on 2011-11-03 09:36:00, said:

View PostFangFerang, on 2011-11-03 08:39:31, said:

Killer zombie frogs from Andromeda...

View PostFOODLOVER, on 2011-11-03 07:17:09, said:

The problem now is can any one believe anything that any of the so called experts say? Today safe, tomorrow frogs take over the world!
Radioactive killer zombie frogs from Andromeda on jet-ski's.

Wait!

The Phuket jetski operators have surrounded the killer zombie frogs from Andromeda
and are in the progress of beating them up.

Local police deny reports that local tuk-tuk operators were also involved ... :whistling:

In Topic: Thai PM Yingluck Might Have Made A Blunder By Ignoring Burma's Aung San S...

2011-10-07 13:40:23

"Political conflict in Burma, notably between the government and ethnic minorities, poses a lot of troubles to Thailand."

Why would Yingluck want to stir up problems for Thailand when things appear to be progressing slowly in the right direction?

In Topic: 8 Billion Baht Sought For TAT's 'Miracle Thailand' Campaign

2011-08-29 18:08:32

Idea for a new T-shirt sloagn to kick off the campaign:


it's a
MIRACLE
I survived
THAILAND

with its electrocutions, muggings, tuk tuk drivers,

jet ski operators, drownings, corrupt police, bad drivers,

balcony dives, drink spiking, drugs, angry bar girls, lady boys,

poisonings etc



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