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healthcaretaker, on 2012-02-23 23:52:17, said:

I saw the Red bus yesterday with all the Floating Market pictures/logos on so it is still running (perhaps bought by the floating market company?) but no idea of the routes?

A white baht bus is the same as a blue baht bus ...except it is white!! The white ones operate on Sukhumvit and are very cheap, they go all the way to Sattahip, if you stand on the south bound side of Sukhumvit for example at Pattaya Klang junction, 10 baht will take you to Floating market.
As you head south look for the landmarks in this order... Big C, Homeworks, Tesco, Makro, Underwater world, traffic lights at Watboon, Kanyong, Traffic lights at Chaiyapruek (big junction), PTT and you are there - cant miss it!!!!

But i must say....you have been given so many links, directions and maps on this subject, even a blind man could find it!!

baboon, on 2012-02-14 21:08:11, said:

Islamic Morality Police? Malaysia has them?

They're less active in KL. Petronas doesn't care what they do in the countryside; but Allah would not save them from Petronas but if they tried that crap in KL - I'm quite certain Petronas could arrange the 'meeting'. Morality police are like bullies. They pick and choose their fights with a cowardice that reeks with the stench of religious contradiction.

"Religious tolerance", come on people! A little decency, please.

Then when the timing is 'right', it will be Crusades III.

The denial of those who dabble in hypocrisy is an exploitable thing. Just ask them redact a verse or two. Like "I am the Lord, your God. Thou Shalt Have No Other gods, before Me" - just one of the commandments, the first piece of legislation ever written. And ask them why they're breaking the Law of God.

They won't like it, because they'll be worried. Maybe you've actually read your Holy Book? They will be afraid of that. It's for them to read to you, at their discretion; they'd prefer it if no one read at all. Definitely not girls. It's hard to desecrate girls who have the ability to discern...options. An alternative to you? Eeek.

Allah has some things to say about what you're allowed to do to women, but they are hardly printable. You'll have to read the Qur'an or use Google.

The Bible can't offend anyone though. You'd be surprised how quickly they censor your questions, but then they're not ashamed. They're shameless.

This is what I think of "religious tolerance".

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No, hah - I was confused. That's not what I think. That's what you think, or don't realise you think...yet. But then maybe you should read your Holy Books, don't you think?

I wasn't being rhetorical. Do you - think - at all? Or you let them handle that for you. That's cool, but then not if you have children. I have it on Good Authority, those with an interest in handling children shouldn't be allowed within a kilometre or 10,000 km, of a kindergarten. God doesn't care for Choirgirls? Oh hah - there I go getting confused again. That's not what God thinks. That's what you prefer not to think about.

Women with child, ripped open. Babies smashed into pieces against well, whatever you smash babies into pieces against. I'm embarrassed, my ignorance gives me away. I've never actually been to a war. I guess, bullets or machetes would work. Good enough for government work. God's work.

Separation of Church and State. God, you're adorable when you do that. Power loves to play nicely with Power, just like when some states in a Union, decided to test their options. They learned a lesson about options, as if they were a Muslim bride, aged 9. Or 90. It's funny - no really - it's hilarious.

Because they don't have any!! LMAO!!



Hosea 13:16. Chapter and verse. The literal word of God. He's really sweet. A big teddy bear, really.

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He has a problem with women though, and children. And gays. And men who won't die or kill when he tells them to. He doesn't need to explain himself. Actually, he goes out of his way to make that point; killing to make that point. Don't try to understand Him. Don't ask questions, like why Middle Men stand between you and your God that loves you. Don't look back, in sympathy at those who do. lol@Mrs Lot, amirite? Tree-hugging liberal.

Don't think of the children! Whatever you do.

Like the children who are screaming, but you've blocked your ears like children who don't want to listen. Singing and mumbling over the top of you trying to convince them that NOW is a really good time to stop playing, and run. Oh I'm not as jovial about the subject as I might be, if I could have convinced some of them to run with me. I was a child of religion. I heard how sweet it was, when I misjudged badly; and in desperation or arrogance, very nearly found myself - cared for - as well. Never saw a thing, no thanks to Christ. I have eyelids that close, and I can turn my eyes away. Hey Jesus was doing it - but I daren't ask him why. For the same reasons I daren't block out my ears. I don't have earlids like you.

I hear the screams. They sound like you, when you scream at reality to go away.

See this world needs a big flood, right. To wash clean all your filth and denial and mysticism away. But then, no one thinks of the children. What have they done, to deserve death by drowning? Noah's Ark can't hold 4 billion, can it? Every living, breathing thing. Washed clean away, killed to make the Utopia you live in today. God has a problem with rage, he should see a shrink. Some placebos might work? The power of suggestion is a remarkable thing.

Am I right or am I right, 'moderate' religions?

"Do you want Hell with that?"



You probably don't even realise when you're being insulted, anymore. You probably mistake insults for 'caring'. They care to insult you. It's really very sweet. But then you scream "Just Lie to Me!!" because you can't handle Truth.

You could. But then you were prepped, with Fantasy. They meant well, your parents, I mean. So did the guys who convinced them to 'protect' their children from Reality, with Fantasy. They had an ulterior motive, of course. You're not very good at handling Reality, but you keep telling yourself you're a sociopath. Whatever works, I guess.

Are you carefree? Absolutely fabulous? Careless? Living like James Dean?

You're a fake sociopath, a fraud. You're not a sociopath. You're just trying to be. It's sweet, no really...your denial, when you scream at unpleasant things to go away. You don't like emos, I know that. So many emos have called me an emo. I was worried, that if I didn't say something, I'd be taken for a sociopath. Guess I'm not as disturbed as everyone else. No one wants to be disturbed. They're disturbed enough, already.

Mind the gap!

Gosh. That's sweet.  

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But you don't want to question the Morality Police. Because they are the Law. And this is the Reality of Law, the first legislation ever written.

But then that was cheeky trick, because The Ten Commandments were not - actually - the first piece of legislation ever written. 10 bonus points for anyone who knows what happened to the first of God's Laws. -1000 points for anyone who thinks it's a waste of their time looking up the answer.

Oh what the heck, here.

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They can break the Law. It's God's Law. He says they're allowed to break it, when they're angry.

But this guy, you know, he's not someone you should love. That ark of the covenant, he literally killed someone for touching it by mistake. He's not a good guy.

Literally.

Not really. None of it is real. But then you tell that the victims of your denial. Tell them they're imagining their exploitation and deaths. It's all their heads, really. All in the heads of parents who have lost their pathetic little minds.

Which, I'm reliably informed, is the best time to breed children. (Oh fine, the Pope told me, but I hate to drop names.)


BBC in 2005: Pope Benedict XVI tells Africa "no condoms; abstinence and fidelity instead"

“You know what, that just might work!

Reuters in 2009: Pope insists "no Condoms; deficit of ethics the cause of crisis"

“You know what, that just might work!"


It's ‘worked’ for 1500 years. But it’s not working for humanity.

Joeb, on 2012-02-15 11:13:08, said:

Joeb, on 2012-02-15 11:13:08, said:

Read it again. PM Yingluck has instructed that the planting of trees be implemented within three months.

Christ I'm getting sick and tired of the knee jerk stupidity laden comments regarding whatever the Thais do. And no, I am not an 'apologist'.

It's the mention of "influential people" in a story that always has me reaching for the sick bag. Isn't there anybody in this country wielding a bigger stick so to speak with the morals and clout to bury these cancerous cockroaches?

Since it's a slow night and even mod's have a sense of humour (I hope)

My dear Chantorn, for you :

Rules by Men, all numbered one on purpose.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days!

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it's not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking - unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, sports, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping

We can't keep the beaches/streets clean, can't control traffic, can't organise proper public transportation nor can we guarantee that there'll be adequate electricity/water/internet connection.  Heck, we can't even guarantee security of PM and othre leaders in a small regional conference.  In fact, the only thing we are good at is organising a fuc_k in a brothel; several if you like.  Expo 2020?  Bring it on!

jayboy, on 2010-09-05 11:57:22, said:

Which snipers are you referring to?  The army's or the red's?  Both had them....

I agree a proper inquiry is needed.  I read they are making progress on it, especially the ones killed in the wat.  It will be interesting to see how that comes out.

But for all this to calm down, the reds need to calm down.  Get rid of Jatuporn.  Let the recently submitted peace proposal move ahead.  I see the government willing to do it, but the reds have a bad history of trying to make peace...burnt buildings are proof positive of their violent nature...the army had nothing to do with that...