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I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this .

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers..

God created man..... and He stepped back and said:

"This is an image of perfection indeed.

From the beautifully defined muscles,

to it's grinning shaggy head.

From the slightly furry torso,

to it's easy going tread.

Lets create something for it to wed."

So God went on to create a woman... and He stepped back and said:

"Shit, f*cked that up a bit, this thing's going to have to wear make-up."

Words of Wisdom - Not really a joke, pretty true actually!!

One evening an old Cherokee Indian told his grandson about a battle that was going on inside himself.

He said,"My son, it is between 2 wolves."

One is evil: Anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego.."

The other is good: "Joy, Peace, Love, Hope, Serenity, Humility, Kindness, Benevolence, Empathy, Generosity, Truth, Compassion and Faith."

The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?"

The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one I feed."

Surin Man Married His Dead Girlfriend

Could this is be a proof of true love? News of a Surin man marrying his dead girlfriend became viral on social media after the news had to 'shared' more than 50,000 in the cyber world.



It was the 'talk of the town' on Facebook. The story about a young man from Surin Province marrying his diseased girlfriend. Pictures of a man, dressed in a black formal wear, putting a ring on the finger of his late girlfriend, circulated like wild fire on the popular social network site and YouTube. 50,000 people had clicked to share the stories and expressed their condolences for the groom

Chadil Deffy, or Deff Yingyuen, stated his love for his late girlfriend, Sarinya or Anne Kamsook. Much to the surprise of his friends, on January 4, Deff posted on his Facebook page, inviting his friends to an wedding-cum-funeral rite for his longtime girlfriend at a local temple in Surin Province.



The couple had been together for 10 years. They made a promise to get married before the bride died in an unexpected accident. Deff said their wedding was postponed due to conflicting schedules and his decision to continued his studies before he settled down in a matrimony with Sarinya.

After having been through thick and thin with Sarinya for over a decade, Deff stood by his promise and married her in a bittersweet ceremony.


-- Tan Network 2012-01-10