Jeff1

Jeff1, on 2012-04-15 21:34:45, said:

So I went to a new food place as I'm definitely here for the great food. The young girl serving my fried rice was coming onto me, flashing her bra strap and wearing tiny mickey mouse shorts under her apron. She'd also cut the cucumber side garnish in the shape of labia to get my attention. She kept smiling and flirting in her cute foreign language until she went back into the kitchen. Finishing my tucker I bounced into the kitchen all bow chicka bow wow and squeezed up on her. The next minute the silly cow flung a pan of hot oil all over me and started screaming - obviously she didn't want her mum to know and had to play act. I'll wait for her tonight in the alley behind the shop.

With burning arms, I went to the temple, another reason why I'm here. I bought some cold cans of Leo to rub on my arms and had to drink them (waste not want not). The temple dancers only had eyes for me and put some extra "come hither" into their dancing, so I got up on stage and showed 'em my bow chicka bow wow pole dancing technique. Blimey for just a bit of larking about the crowd sure turned wild and my special dancers ran away in fear of the now shouting Thai men.

I escaped to the beach, my third most important reason for coming to Thailand. Lay on the beach in my tiny speedos, flashing the old crouching tokay hidden cockroach at a few of the passing girls. Most girls on the sands are p4p so I knew they'd be up for a bit of sex on the beach. Sure enough 2 went into the water opposite me clearly showing their nipples through their t-shirts and skimpy non-existent bras. I slid into the water with a bow chicka bow wow and swam between their legs. What a commotion - admittedly I'd left my wallet on the beach but before I could tell them I was happy to pay for it, some Thai lads turned up looking for a fight. Decided to head back to town as they looked to stupid to understand how it works.

I'll be in the alley tonight so won't be a complete waste of a day...