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Hello there.  Thanks for visiting my profile page, allow me to tell you about myself.

My name is Les Beeanne, I'm presently here in Thailand on a Visa Exempt or Tourist Visa, I can't really work out which one because I've only done this a couple of times, I mean I havent really spent that much time in Thailand but I'm a fast learner and know everything about Thailand and Thai people.

I'm a box biter by trade & I like to keep my hair short & my chest pumped up just to prove that Im not scared of people.  I'm not that old either but I've got it all worked out, my job here is to set people straight according to the way I see things.

On my first visit to Thailand I met a lovely young lass in a sleepy little holiday resort called 'Pattaya'.  Shes a lovely young thing but let me tell you, a little bit leathery below the loins.  It was love at first sight for her, naturally, although she claims never to have been with a woman before she certainly seemed to know how to please me.  I was lucky you know I met her on her first night in Pattaya, she'd just started work as a cashier in a bar. I was amazed a how well she had clicked and bonded with all her work collegues.   A couple of days after we met, she whisked me upcountry to meet her family, we had such a nice time.  

She has a couple of Children but their father shot thru along time ago.  The Children live with her brother, he seems nice enough & while we were upcountry we stayed at his place.  I think his name is 'pore' or thats what the children call him anyway, which is a funny thing because thats what my lady calls her father, the brother must have been named in honour of him.

Anyway, after my first visit my girlfriend gave up her 'cashiers' job at the bar and moved home to stay with her brother and the children.  Its not a very big house, I've noticed that when I payed her a surprise visit a few weeks ago, I found her asleep next to her brother, it must be really difficult for them having such a small house, I plan to borrow some money when I get home and pay for them to extend it.  I would have normally paid for this out of my savings, however we've had trouble with her parents buffaloe, its been rather sick and all my money has been going to its heart transplant surgery.  

Okay, well more on me later, Im very important & Im going to race into the forum and educate all those silly expat man, who just need that buth lasses guiding hand.

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