mitmig

I'm going to crank down the temperature on the air con units for the time they are here in protest. Instead of running them at 23-4 they will be at 18c. That will show them !  
I bet they wont be hard to spot on their visit either. Sandals, socks and all with beards, including the women    with a naff T shirt.  
As minister for the environment I will be happy to show them round the island on the cabinets gas guzzling, 3 engined glacier melting speedboat   We can stop off at Koh Musum and chop down a few coconut trees and have a seafood BBQ including terriyaki dolphin steaks freshly caught from Khanum and a shed load of beers, bottles of course   Then back to their transport that has been sitting on the pier with its engine running to keep the drivers cool to take them back to their own boat pier.
That should keep them from returning for a few years.