smokie36, on Yesterday, 23:11 , said:
Here is my favourite chippy...
I keep the pic on my laptop and drool every once in a while....but I'm willing to undertake a special fact finding mission with you.
Mind...you will be expected to fast for three days beforehand! Such missions are not to be undertaken lightly....
Lady walked into the above chippie and ordered a very large portion of Cod (nice and fluffy) with chips.
The owner replied " Sorry madam, but we have no Cod today"
Lady "It is my birthday today and I would like to have one please."
Owner "Lady please take the P out of Placie and what do you have"?
Lady "oh, well Lace"
Owner "now take the S out of Skate and what do you have"?
Lady " ahh, Kate"
Owner "Correct and now take the F out of Cod and waht do you get"
Lady " ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there is no F in Cod"
Owner "Told you so"





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