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So the Minister popped out for a dawn round of golf before the Sunday service, hoping that none of his parishioners would notice his profane Sunday relaxation
"Would you just look at the sheer affrontery of that man?" exclaimed the angel Gabriel to his Heavenly Employer.
"Aye, well" says the Boss Fella, "we'll soon sort him out"
"Aye - go on.  Bolt of Lighting! Flash flood? Maybe a pestilence..."
and as the minister plays his next shot, the ball sweeps sweetly through the air to rattle round the rim and settle in the hole.
Gabriel turns, slightly askance, to the Heavenly Father.
"Wait - wait - there's more"
Gabriel is almost beside himself with anticipation as the Minister tees up on the second.
Just as sweetly, the ball falls against the pin and settles in the hole without even touching the side.

and this goes on for sixteen more holes
"Well, really, Heavenly Father, I don't see how that was much of a punishment at all"

"I know - who's he going to tell?!" the Creator giggled.

I thought I'd open up this thread so that we could all share the triumphs and congratulate our teams' achievements, whatever the sport...

I'll lead off with
Congratulations to the Philippines, on their promotion to the top flight of Asian rugby next season - keeping them in the hunt for a place at the rugby world cup in England in 2015

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Do you prefer Formula 1, Touring Cars, or motorbike racing?

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Who else is looking forward to the highlight of the varsity rowing calendar?

The Boat Race, live on Eurosport.  Don your barbour, chill the Moet, pack your basket and decamp to the Thames...

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immediately followed by Edinburgh v Toulouse in the Heineken Cup Quarter-Finals from Murrayfield

All over TV, people are discussing serious topics in earnestness and honest debate.

Do they not know what day it is?

Its like opening shops on Christmas day.
Its like starting a diet on Eid Al Fitr.
Its like celebrating Makabukka with a glass of port.

Sometimes I lose faith in the older generation, so I do.
Old people today, eh?

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