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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with  four young
  Mothers and their small children.  You all have obsessions,' he observed.

  To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
  You've even named your daughter Candy.'

  He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.
  Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny..'


  He turned to the third Mom, Kathy: 'Your obsession is alcohol.
  This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

  At this point, the fourth mother, Joyce, quietly got up, took her little
  boy by the hand and whispered,
  'Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Lets pick
  Willy up from school and go home

Well, i have a small garden which i am tending since 8 years , source of joy and relax for me and my customers.

The problem, which lately has become a real nuisance , is the cats and dogs of the neighbours , who maybe think my garden is their pets toilette.
I don't hate the pets , but i am a bit pissed with the neighbours , specially with the one who just covered her garden with concrete to accomodate more customers ; obviously her 3 cats now are roaming in my garden day and night. I cannot enjoy a morning coffee anymore 'cause of the cat piss vapours..

Another neighbour's dog has taken my pond for his personal swimming pool. It's frustrating 'cause that guy is aggressive and quite dangerous.( the dog owner i mean )
Well, i could solve the dog problem just fencing the garden , but that would not work with the cats. Moreover i don't like fences.

Not the end of the world , there are bigger problems in life , but i would like to hear some advice from some garden-loving members on how to solve this problem ; maybe somebody have had similar experiences , so at least we may have something to laugh about.