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OzMick, on Today, 18:10 , said:

But enough about Abhisit.

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They became lovers .

Payboy, on Today, 11:21 , said:

Well at least they've narrowed it down to either a welder or a Cylon.

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At a press conference at Suvarnabhumi Airport the Prime Minister had this to say

" I feel this trip was extremely beneficial in aiding the Thai business community both home and abroad. ThaiBev have contacted me and said that sales of Chang have dramatically increased as indignant TVF members have been spraying out their ale at the sheer audacity of me taking an official visit to another country like every other frigging PM on the planet does. I've also been informed that the pharmaceutical industry reports an almost doubling of baby aspirin orders as apoplectic foreigners following my every move desperately try to stave off an impending stroke.
I consider this an opportunity to announce some forthcoming events. From next week a law will be passed making it illegal to be a member of the Democrat Party, Khun Jatuporn  Prompan will be named as the head of the Ministry Of Foreign Affairs specifically with regards to issuing visas to TVF members who say nasty things about me and my brother and at the end of June I'll be heading to Syria as the guest of President Assad and also because I'll be meeting my brother who has just purchased a holiday home in Damasus. I'd just like to add that even though I admit my English is far from perfect it''s most probably 90% frigging better than the Thai skills of the scuzzy expats who ridicule me at every opportunity. But who give a f#ck what they think? I'm rich, they're not. Let's face it in a one to one face to face they'd be seeing who could do the most grovelling wai. If I felt like it I could have them out of the country tomorrow and there's sweet FA they could do about it.  Dance for your clone stupid bimbo mummy little dogs! Dance! "

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"I don't think one can force others to kill themselves that way, but people with HIV/Aids may think they will die soon anyway, and may want to make their deaths useful," he said

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I'm sure they'd much rather die in bed surrounded by their loved ones mashed to the tits on morphine than dying in self immolated extreme agony supporting a minor cause but who knows? There's nowt stranger that folk.