nikmar

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  1. I try to learn a new Thai word or phrase every day. and today's word is ชี้ไปที่ (chi pai ti) .....to point at.
  2. Entirely predictable.
  3. It's not illegal to be a tool!! He ll grow up, eventually.
  4. “The honest shall thrive, the corrupt shall never last long,” That's Sutthep Donald Ducked then!
  5. I can remember when my Mum belted me round the head for swearing at my brother and no one reported her for child abuse. Sent from my SM-J700F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app
  6. I remember when I was the TV remote control. :)
  7. Fred came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep sleep. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Fred." Fred was stunned. "I'm dead..? No,I can't be..! I've got too much to live for. Send me back..!" St. Peter said, "I'm sorry no can do, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken." Fred was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground .. A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, huh..? How's your first day here..?" "Not bad"' replied Fred the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode...!" "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before..?" "Never," said Fred. "Well, just relax and let it happen"' says the rooster. "It's no big deal." He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg..! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard..... "Fred, Fred...! for f##k sake wake up..! You've shit the bed...!" Sent from my SM-J700F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app
  8. They "waved their hands in a defiant manner". Jesus!!! Sounds like my neighbours 5 year old kid!!
  9. Or "bonking a bitch" or doing the "hot thing with a hound."
  10. TIT
  11. Kenny Dogleash? Sent from my SM-J700F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app
  12. Johan cruyff???? Sent from my SM-J700F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app
  13. Same here Sent from my SM-J700F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app