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  1. scottiejohn

    Laminated copy of passport

    With a smile and charisma. Not with a smartphone and stupid smart&rse answers!
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    Worst Joke Ever

    A snail goes into a car dealership. She asks the salesperson if they sell red convertibles. The salesperson answers, “Yes. But do you have a proper license, and the money to pay for the car?” The snail replies, “Yes, I’ve got both. The thing is, I’ll only buy the car on one condition—that you have a big S painted on the sides of the car.” The salesperson thinks about that for a moment. It seems odd to him, but it isn’t every day that he sells an expensive convertible especially to a snail, so he agrees. A few weeks later, the car is all ready and the salesperson calls the snail to tell her she can come pick it up. The snail is really pleased with her car and thanks him. The salesperson is still wondering about the reason for the big S on the car and asks, “So why did you want an S painted on the sides of the car?” The snail replies, “When I drive by, I want everyone to say, ‘Look at that S car go!’”
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    Worst Joke Ever

    Mike went fishing one day, but at the end he had not caught a single fish. On the way back home, he stopped at a fish store. “I want to buy three trout, please,” he said to the owner. “But instead of putting them in a bag, can you throw them to me?” “Throw them? Why do you want me to do that?” the owner asked. Mike replied, “So I can tell everyone that I caught these three fish!”
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    Worst Joke Ever

    A little boy asks the pet store owner for some bird seed. The owner asks, “How many birds do you have?” The boy replies, “None yet. I need the seeds to grow them!” What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment. Which bird is always out of breath? The puffin. What bird steals soap from the bathtub? Robber ducks. Why do fish like worms? Because they’re hooked on them. What day does a fish hate the most? Fryday! What type of clothing do you get when you mix a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks. What do you call a fish’s date? His gill-friend.
  5. scottiejohn

    Laminated copy of passport

    NO. Just the cash and laminated ID in various pockets! PS; Also at least a dozen condoms!
  6. scottiejohn

    Laminated copy of passport

    And the point of this rant is what? You appear to agree that carrying a laminate or paper form of ID is OK. Why the attacks?
  7. scottiejohn

    Laminated copy of passport

    Then why did you not say that you had the equivalent of the piece of plastic in your wallet in the first place instead of making a major production out of a tiny little problem by implying that your locked smartphone did it all if you had the "paper(s) on you after all? I suggest y ou just stick to "now" having both your expensive phone and cheap written info. I will stick to my always cheap and safer ways.
  8. scottiejohn

    Laminated copy of passport

    I assume you are just being cheeky and not totally obtuse.
  9. scottiejohn

    Laminated copy of passport

    What about a car accident etc? A smashed up phone is no use is it? I mentioned more than just muggings etc. Stop being a drama queen Why make such a song and dance over the obvious. Plastic, if it stays on your possession will always be available to the medics, police etc. A locked or stolen phone is no use. If you need your high tech at midnight, up to you. Your smart phone is a potential target anywhere in the world. A simple piece of out of site plastic ID works wonders anywhere.
  10. scottiejohn

    Laminated copy of passport

    If you are taken to hospital with no Wallet or phone who will the hospital/BIB contact. A small piece of plastic in your shirt pocket is ideal. Your phone (locked or not) will still get stolen and if locked and still on you is useless for anyone to identify you. PS; Your smart phone with all it's belts and whistles is a target for thieves etc. A hidden piece of small plastic is not. You do it your egotistical smartphone(ass) way I will just KISS with little bits of plastic.
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    Laminated copy of passport

    Yes down Loi Khroi etc late at night and certainly in bed if I have been lucky down there Why does anyone need to have a phone available 24/7? The phone will be the first thing stolen. A plastic mini copy of your passport is of no interest to thieves/muggers etc, a phone is. PS; If you still have the plastic copy the BIB can trace you. No phone=no ID=No trace.
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