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  1. I know the OP is asking about Aus and Thai wills but what if all your assets are just a Bank Account in Thailand. There must be a simple "Thai only will form" that covers this without all the other rigmarole, I hope! Does anyone know of any such form/procedure?
  2. scottiejohn

    Worst Joke Ever

    I don't get that joke! Maybe I am swimming with the wrong fish over the Dogger Bank with a sperm whale. Can you come again please or just give me a hand to get this all working the correct way!
  3. scottiejohn

    Worst Joke Ever

    In a small town in Alabama, Joe Bob decides it's time for his cousin, 16 year-old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life. He takes him to the local house of ill repute, which is fronted by a beauty parlour. Joe Bob introduces Billy Bob to the madam, and explains that it's time for his indoctrination to sex. The madam says, "Joe Bob you've been such a poor customer over the years that I should refuse. But since this is your son I'm going to see to this personally and get a special and experienced lady to look after him" So the madam takes Billy Bob by the hand and leads him upstairs where she hand him over to Lane. Where she completes his deflowering. Later, as the madam and Billy Bob are walking downstairs, the madam says "Since this is your first time, I'm going to see that you get the full treatment before you leave, I'm going to give you a manicure." Two weeks later, Joe Bob and Billy Bob run into the madam on the main street. Billy Bob is acting a little shy, so the madam smiles and says, "Well, Billy Bob, don't you remember me?" "Yes ma'am" the boy stammers, "you're the lady that passed me over to Jane who gave me the crabs and then you cut off my fingernails so I couldn't scratch 'em"
  4. scottiejohn

    Worst Joke Ever

    MARRIAGE You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son." Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late." If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to any and every word you say, just try talking in your sleep . Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
  5. scottiejohn

    BBC iPlayer to MP4 etc

    Assuming you are able to download BBC iPlayer programmes here in Thailand how do you remove DRM/convert to MP4 etc so you can a) move to another device & b) keep long term? Any up to date suggestions anyone?
  6. scottiejohn

    Worst Joke Ever

    It was "Cos" of his diet!
  7. scottiejohn

    so it begins

    The US tried in the 1930's with the "Wallis" bitch attempt directly at the throne and failed. This one has been accepted on the outside ring of the "Firm" and has no chance of getting her arse on the throne.
  8. scottiejohn

    Immigration woes —- Again?

    Or stay at home for most of the year apart from 15 minutes of one day at either the old or new zoo and use an agent. Oh Bliss! PS; Don't waste your time with all the "rip Off/Conspiracy theories clap trap replies/flames. It has been this way since before 2000. Live with it.
  9. Is there such a thing as a "Social Services" Service/Department in Thailand?
  10. Well that is clear to everyone, is it not?
  11. scottiejohn

    Worst Joke Ever

    A girl was a prostitute, but obviously she didn't want any of her family to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and the girl was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, the girl's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, the girl told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."