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  1. New Policy at CM Immigration?

    But if you were not such a "Poor Bloody Soul" you could save all the problems/time etc and employ an agent and give some work and money to the locals whilst having a little time to yourself!
  2. Helmet Checks - Green Book Requirement Again ?

    Do the "reputable" Motor Bike rental companies provide a copy of the green book with the bike or does the copy of "rental agreement" cover that?
  3. Changing cash in CM

    Why not go and try one Super exchange with a small amount of the worst notes? No harm in trying, the worst they can do is say no. If they do walk around to another with some of the better notes. Drip feed if necessary. PS; don't forget your passport, many exchanges need it, other than Super who don't normally bother. (If doing the larger amount(s) you will probably need the Passport at any exchange)
  4. Paid Visa Queue

    Try your lawyer's or accountant's staff! Or send me 5,000Baht!
  5. Worst Joke Ever

    Knife Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let’s see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says to his partner, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking early tonight. Look at the test they’re making you do now!"
  6. Worst Joke Ever

    I went to the supermarket today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Dick headed cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he‘s so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I was really winding him up! Mind you I didn't really care. My car was parked around the corner.
  7. Worst Joke Ever

    STUDENT’s SMART EXAM ANSWERS In which battle did Nelson die? His last battle Where was the Treaty of Paris signed? At the bottom of the page The New River flows in which state? Liquid What is the main reason for divorce? Marriage What is the main reason for failure? Exams What can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch & dinner Describe what looks like half an apple? The other half If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will happen to it It will sink and become wet How can a man go eight days without sleeping No problem. he sleeps at night. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? You cannot. You will never find an elephant that has only one hand If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand what would you have Very large hands If it took eight men ten hours to build the wall how long would it take four men to build it? No time at all. the wall is already built. How can you drop an egg onto a concrete floor without cracking lt? Any way you want. concrete floors are very hard to crack.  
  8. Worst Joke Ever

    A guy offers a girl a drink, but the girl says alcohol is bad for her legs, The guy ask "Do they swell?" The girl replies "No they just spread much more easily"   Two girls were comparing boyfriends. "Mine's the best," said the first. "I call him Seven-Up because he's 7 inches long and he's always up!" "Oh yeah," exclaimed the other, "I call my boyfriend Jack Daniel's because he's the best hard licker there is!"
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