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Hamuraii

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About Hamuraii

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  1. Why did this happen ? Young innocentTaxi Driver who accidentally drank 5L of Red Bull, sudden flashback playing PlayStation : High score on Need for Speed : Sugar Cane Edition. Innocent Nigerian Teenagers who where looking for a Temple, wandering in sugar cane field, got heat stroke, sudden flashback getting High Score in : Grend Theft Auto 5 : Limited Collectors Edition : Nigerians in SEA Who is to blame ? White single men, who make these damn games, corrupting out youth.
  2. Kick her out of the house, your enabling this mess, maybe she will just bolt after that, since shes on the street.
  3. I'm puling this one out of my ass, where I keep found internet texts. ' If she did not disclose on the visa application, the first thing the consulate folks do is check criminal and marriage records. When they discover the marriage the application will be rejected for "false statements".' She might just tick the box 'married' thats a lie on her part, so she can bounce back and forth ? She's either a convicted criminal, married, on stuck on a ongoing divorce ?
  4. 8% interest on 300 Million, not bad
  5. Rubbish

    get 10 different coloured bins, with extreme calendar pick up roster, sweat over it and stay on target, even pick bits out from your teeth, into organic orange bin, nuclear bin thank fully never used, all gets dumped into same pile at site and burned or just stuffed into a hole, buy more stuff with credit that you don't have, items that you dont need.
  6. Luvox / Fluvoxamine / SSRI in Thailand ?

    Best of luck m8 ;/
  7. Socialism at its finest, next Sweden ;]
  8. New crackdown sees darts BANNED in Pattaya

    All left handed spoons shall need a special permit, or we take the sink away.
  9. You get what you pay for. Good helmet's bands are not low grade plastic snap-ons, that break if you fart to loud, but a hard strong fabric that you roll into a loop, over hard steel rings, that will hold tight on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd crash. Plus not wearing a full helmet, you front face will become pancake, when you smash your face into a car or the curb.
  10. Thai wife problems

    Just wanted to keep the thread alive for abit longer, took advice from the posters above last few days ago. Went Serpico
  11. Household bug identification help!

    Seal house, and fumigate, unless you live in a pine box house with 1cm gaps, best burn the place down and try again ?
  12. Bass Player Wanted

    summar SquarePusher, and clone him.
  13. Thai wife problems

    http://www.madcow.club/images/memes/20/al-bundy-dont-understand-women-meme.jpg
  14. Thai wife problems

    Well she did it again, in a new awesome style. We where talking, she was on her phone, and a farang name popped, up, text on the screen wrote, 'awww, so your still unhappy' right in my face. I asked her, who is this guy ?, instant story about oh its just this guys that I used to know and he has as gf, they are having arguments, smile. Instant knowing, she was emotional from last Sunday, on 'Line' some farang saw the easy pickup and went for the kill. Come this Thursday, at her place, she's shifting over a notebook, handwritten in her language, but failed to write the Farang at the top, she failed to notice me seeing this. 20min later, she cancels our weekend activities, stating she needs to help out 'farang name here' due to banking issue, need to go to police station, to translate' I called her on the lie, that its a bank to bank issue, you just ask the bank to sort out the error, no need to get the police into the matter, she quickly fell into another lie, stating it was a pre paid card and by accident a random person got installed the funds, -ok she's so full of shit and really bad at this. To day, get a text, Sorry Will be Very Busy to Day, Sorry if I don't answer text until 'late' send 15:00 @ 20:00ish I sent her a text, how is the date going ? got reply that quickly got deleted. Asked how are you doing later on, no reply. Hey chav sudden new bf, Farang m8, if your reading this, have fun this weekend with my gf, this evening and to morrow in the 'bank' LOL
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