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  1. Hmmm. Mains water from the city? Can you smell chlorine? Many houses in the UK have/had open water tanks in the roof. All kinds of insects and stuff floating on top. People still drank the water, maybe still do. For commercial purposes if food related, probably. You don't want people getting the runs from the water and thinking it is the food? If the business is not food related. Back to answer #1.
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    Water Pump Again - sorry

    I must have missed something? He has a pump? His pump is working correctly? He has water where he want's it? NB the "tank below" type pumps have internal spring check valves to stop water hammer. The springs do corrode which is why pump shops sell replacement check valve internals.
  3. They do try here but a bus is a bit large for these guys?
  4. Technically yes 310-6789. But not specifically for crazy druggies defalcating in public.
  5. OK someone has to ask. Just to give the racist card player some more ammo. What river separates India from China>
  6. When you are down and out in Langley. Hope is only 100km away!
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    Tricity conversion...?

    Funcat, Did you read my PM?
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    Too many village blackouts, need advice

    Quite simple? To install one of these in the house circuit. Impossible to have both connected at the same time. You can still have a plug/socket arrangement to/from it if you wish where the genset actually plugs in.
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    Bought 12 Cows have limited knowledge

    Thread title reminded me of this SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead. ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND VENTURE CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive
  10. If one is experienced at anal retention then one can go to the next available toilet.
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    Carbon Cleaning Thailand

    There are also places that will put nitrogen in your tires. Doesn't mean it is necessary.
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    Mini Tractor

    There are some small Kubota's around. I've never seen a new one thought. They use a similar single cylinder thumper as a mechanical buffalo. They have PTO for the grass cutter. Electric start etc. They don't have hydraulics? They are as you say like a larger garden tractor.