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    Worst Joke Ever 2019

    On getting older ... A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘“At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.” Claude Pepper He’s so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. George Burns I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. Rita Rudner An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. Agatha Christie I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. Phyllis Diller My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. Rita Rudner I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. Rodney Dangerfield Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. George Burns
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