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BANGKOK 18 January 2019 14:40

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I hope these are bad enough to keep the memory alive and kicking!

 

What did the termite do when she couldn’t carry the twig on her own?
She hired an assist-ant.

     
 Why is it so hard to fool a snake?
 Because you can’t pull its leg.

 

 Why did the mama ladybug ground her kids?
 They were bugging her.


 What is a frog’s favorite soda?
 Croaka-Cola.

   
 What do you get when you mix a bird with a blender?
 Shredded tweet.


 What shape is like a lost parrot?
 Polygon.


 What do you call a bird that’s been eaten by a cat?
 A swallow.


 What do you call the second bird that’s been eaten by the same cat?
 An after-dinner tweet.


 One day a man walked into a bird shop carrying a beak. “I’m looking for a bird to match this beak,” he said to the owner.
 “No problem,” said the owner. “I’ve got one that’ll fit the bill.”  


 Why did the bird make fun of everyone?
 It was a mockingbird!


 
 ALEX: Did you hear the story about the peacock?
 TRISH: No, but I heard it’s a beautiful tale!
 

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13 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Walking down the street the other day and saw my mate pulling a leash with a Cabbage on the end.


I asked him "why are you pulling along a leash with a Cabbage on the end?"


He Replied "Oh no, the Bloke who sold it to me said it was a Collie!"

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THE "GROANARAMA" CONTINUES-whether you want it or not!

 

Why did the teacher send the duck to the principal’s office?
 He was making wisequacks.


 How do baby birds know how to fly?
 They just wing it.


 Why did the bird sit on the fish?
 It was a perch after all.


 What do you get when you cross a duck with a large reptile?
 A snappy quack-odile.


 Who tells the best chicken jokes?
 Comedi-hens.


 Why did the duck become a spy?
 He was good at quacking codes.

 

 Why was the bird arrested?
 He was a robin.


 Why did the rooster cross the road?
 To show he wasn’t a chicken.
 

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3 hours ago, Snow Leopard said:

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Is that what they look like?

 

I haven't seen one of those for years,

 

The dishwasher, that is.

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