Worst Joke Ever

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MAYDAY is also labour day in most Countries outside of North America, so here goes;59045f7973755_may-day-2016STALIN.jpg.9688018a5b030ed43d6bae13b6bfce7a.jpg

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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter 
to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: 
Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter shows up, they asked him.

St. Peter says, 'I don't know.

This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited.

Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. As they waited, 
they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, 
what was the eternal aspect of it all.

'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 
'Are we stuck together forever?'

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, 
looking somewhat bedraggled.

'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.


'Great!' said the couple, 'but we were just wondering, what if 
things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.


OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here!
Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?!'

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ID: 6305   Posted (edited)

18 hours ago, riceyummm said:


PRAY TO STOP my religeous OK.jpg

Having problems with this posting; sorry. This was meant to connect with 'riceyummm'  post with Jesus on the cross. I just cannot get it to work!


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lots of problems today making posts

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