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Q -Phee arai thee Pooh Ying Klau mak?? ( Spoonerism)

ผีอะไร ที่ผู้หญิงกลัวมาก

Ans

-Phee KraChak Hua ผีกระชากหัว

-Phee Tee Hua ผีตีหัว

-Phee Pao Hua ผีเผาหัว

-Phee Tae Hua ผีเตะหัว

Q-What is the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a a bathtub?

A-A girl in a church has a soul in her hope, but a girl in a bathtub has a soap in her hole

:o:D

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2 Girls in the bath

1 says "Where's the Soap"

The other says "It sure does!"

Oops! Not a Thai Joke

Sorry :o

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what'd girl do in winter with cold weather ?? ( Spoonerism)

A ) Hun Tood Hai Daad หันตูดให้แดด

B ) Hun Tood Hai Done Daad หันตูดให้โดนแดด

C ) Hai Daad Lia Tood ให้แดดเลียตูด

D ) Correct all

answer (D) ..coz all make body is in HEAT

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A ) Hun Tood Hai Daad หันตูดให้แดด

B ) Hun Tood Hai Done Daad หันตูดให้โดนแดด

C ) Hai Daad Lia Tood ให้แดดเลียตูด

D ) Correct all

answer (D) ..coz all make body is in HEAT

:D:D:D

:o:D:D

That's more like it!

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Can someone write the following in Thai, I'm not sure if I'm missing something or if they're just not that funny?

Or a Thai joke/school boy howler

Pee arai kuen rot mair mai dai

Mai roo.....

Pee sahm baht

Dtuek arai yoo nai nam

Dtuek bplar mairt

Kuat arai yoo kahng tanon

Kuat dumroi

Phoochai chorp hart arai mahk tee soot nai bprataet Thai

Hart sa-ee

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I heard one today which was pretty bad, it went something like -

"pom seu yaa meuwan, paeng maak 40,000 baht."

to which I replied,

"wow, yaa arai?"

and got the punchline

yaa maha  :D  :D

any better ones?

Just told this one to the missus... she burst out laughing and said it was very good, she hadn't heard it before.. :o

totster :D

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Pee arai kuen rot mair mai dai ผีอะไร ขึ้นรถเมล์ไม่ได้

Mai roo.....ไม่รู้

Pee sahm baht ผีสามบาท

Dtuek arai yoo nai nam ตึกอะไรอยู่ในน้ำ

Dtuek bplar mairt ตึกปลาแหมด

Kuat arai yoo kahng tanon ขวดอะไรอยู่กลางถนน

Kuat dumroi ขวดตำรวย

Phoochai chorp hart arai mahk tee soot nai bprataet Thai ผู้ชายชอบหาดอะไรมากที่สุดในประเทศไทย

Hart sa-ee หาดสะอี๋

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สะอี๋

what does it mean..?

totster  :D

after convert this Hart sa-ee หาดสะอี๋ ( Spoonerism)

i dont dare to tell

but it mean something under the navel in female is really clean !! :o:D

bambi (emmmm really claen!)

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สะอี๋

what does it mean..?

totster  :D

after convert this Hart sa-ee หาดสะอี๋ ( Spoonerism)

i dont dare to tell

but it mean something under the navel in female is really clean !! :o:D

bambi (emmmm really claen!)

Oh... hee hee hee... :D:D

totster :D

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Pee sahm baht ผีสามบาท

Does this have a double meaning that I'm missing?

Or is it just a crap joke?

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QUOTE

Pee sahm baht ผีสามบาท

Does this have a double meaning that I'm missing?

Or is it just a crap joke?

Pee sahm baht is a famous Thai ghost movie, pretty good too.

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I think it is a pretty bad joke, but we seem to be in a cycle of school boy howlers, so I felt a need to keep the ride going :-)

Phooying ahyoo noi gup phooying mee ahyoo laew. walah chee gor dtaek dtung yung rai

mai roo

phooying ahyoo noi chip chee chip chee

phooying mee ahyoo laew chee chip chee chip

ok... and just for Withnaul, I will try for Thai, how do you make the font size bigger than microscopic?

[SIZE=14]

ผู้หญิงอายุน้อยกับผู้หญิงมีอายุแล้ว เวลาฉี่ก็เตกต่างอย่างไร

ผู้หญิงอายุน้อยฉิบฉี่ฉิบฉี่

แตผู้หญิงมีอายุแล้วฉี่ฉิบฉี่ฉิบ

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