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Nakhon Sawan News

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So they are building the great wall of China /NS. Next thing the tour operators will be starting tours.

Yes a circular tour, down the by pass and then back into N/S from the north, sstop a quick bite, then down to the University to watch the talent for a bit, out to Boraphet for a boat trip, see the aquarium, crocodiles and the cheeky monkeys ( not the ones from KPP) . Back into town for a bit of shopping, then a walk down the prom before a slap up meal and Karaoke at any number of establishments. Wow another wonderful day in paradise, Nakhon Sawan could be become the new Pattaya ( with out the adult entertainment ). Get your tickets quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There you go again Dave Get your ticket's quick for what I would like to ask. Please allow me to update peep's on what the trip would be like. Go to the Bus Station pick up your bus if you can find it through the haze/smog then set orrrf, there will be some sort of commentary if it can be heard above the coughing wheezing and spluttering of the tourist's.

Head's north to the Bypass turn's left and after a few km turn's left again back into N.Smog town. It doesn't rearlly matter where you go as you wont be able to see anything due to the Diesel smoke that will be belching out of the lorries and pick up's. The hole trip is some 10km long take's about 4 hour's that's because of the traffic jams. Then as you alight from the bus you will all hold hand's (No it's not some sort of local dance) it's the only way you can find your way out of the Bus station.

If I was you Dave I would book a very small bus as I cant see many taker's.

Forgot to mention the Pattaya bit all you will want is a few tattooed pony tailed peep's and you'll be away. You already have the traffic, fume's, no beach, what else do you need ??? Ah a few Russian's maybe, now there's a thought.

H/M. K.P.P.

H/CITY.

As mentioned cheeky monkeys from KPP! Poor deluded country folk from KPP have to come to N/S for the action and then cant handle a big city and all that exhuast you talk of usually comes out ageing bits of heritage sites with KPP plates on it, I know some of the clever bods try to change the plates when they cross the border but it does not wash!

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So they are building the great wall of China /NS. Next thing the tour operators will be starting tours.

Yes a circular tour, down the by pass and then back into N/S from the north, sstop a quick bite, then down to the University to watch the talent for a bit, out to Boraphet for a boat trip, see the aquarium, crocodiles and the cheeky monkeys ( not the ones from KPP) . Back into town for a bit of shopping, then a walk down the prom before a slap up meal and Karaoke at any number of establishments. Wow another wonderful day in paradise, Nakhon Sawan could be become the new Pattaya ( with out the adult entertainment ). Get your tickets quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There you go again Dave Get your ticket's quick for what I would like to ask. Please allow me to update peep's on what the trip would be like. Go to the Bus Station pick up your bus if you can find it through the haze/smog then set orrrf, there will be some sort of commentary if it can be heard above the coughing wheezing and spluttering of the tourist's.

Head's north to the Bypass turn's left and after a few km turn's left again back into N.Smog town. It doesn't rearlly matter where you go as you wont be able to see anything due to the Diesel smoke that will be belching out of the lorries and pick up's. The hole trip is some 10km long take's about 4 hour's that's because of the traffic jams. Then as you alight from the bus you will all hold hand's (No it's not some sort of local dance) it's the only way you can find your way out of the Bus station.

If I was you Dave I would book a very small bus as I cant see many taker's.

Forgot to mention the Pattaya bit all you will want is a few tattooed pony tailed peep's and you'll be away. You already have the traffic, fume's, no beach, what else do you need ??? Ah a few Russian's maybe, now there's a thought.

H/M. K.P.P.

H/CITY.

As mentioned cheeky monkeys from KPP! Poor deluded country folk from KPP have to come to N/S for the action and then cant handle a big city and all that exhuast you talk of usually comes out ageing bits of heritage sites with KPP plates on it, I know some of the clever bods try to change the plates when they cross the border but it does not wash!

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ID: 33   Posted (edited)

Just a quicky as H/M is taking a delivery. All I can say in reply is that Exeter ended with the right word's To-Wit Wash. I know that Big C has no S/Som only hope they still have the carbloic soap to hepl remove the Diesel smell for your torso's, cleaning seem's to be the only bit of action I know of there. Got to go now as some Thai peep's are doing thing's in my mansion and got to keep an eye out as you do.

H/M K.P.P.

H/CITY.

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Just a quicky as H/M is taking a delivery. All I can say in reply is that Exeter ended with the right word's To-Wit Wash. I know that Big C has no S/Som only hope they still have the carbloic soap to hepl remove the Diesel smell for your torso's, cleaning seem's to be the only bit of action I know of there. Got to go now as some Thai peep's are doing thing's in my mansion and got to keep an eye out as you do.

H/M K.P.P.

H/CITY.

Sounds like you think the locals are bunch of cutthroats and theives, surely not! May the mansion still be there tomorow!

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Hot off the press. In a bid to streamline admin and save cash Nakhon Sawan ( Province) is to absorb Kampheang Phet, the new Province is to be known as Nakhon Sawan Phet ( the greater). What this mean for the people currently north of the border is as yet unclear although speculation is that dreadful signs will have to be taken down on the route ! and replaced with "Welcome to Heaven" keep( going for another 90 kms) All KPP driving licences will be void from a time to be shortly announced, all blue books will need to be taken to Nakhon Sawan to be updated to comply with the new Province. Anyone visiting with a mode of transport thought to convene public health will have it confiscated and the occupants turned away.

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Now I got it, every topic here is a joke. Wonder why? Offtopic: Nakhon Sawan won 3-1, beer was cheap and cold, halftime show was something from gogobar.

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Now I got it, every topic here is a joke. Wonder why? Offtopic: Nakhon Sawan won 3-1, beer was cheap and cold, halftime show was something from gogobar.

I can assure you that we are not joking, this is serious stuff. How would like it if the Heritage town you live in is going to be united with N/Smog. Well that's according to exeter but he's more than likely been at the sented gin again.

Well done by the way to the football team.

There is one good bit of news that's came out of N/Smog in the last few day's, It's that it has now been awarded a citation in the guinness book of record's for it's help with global warming. Turn's out that with all the traffic fume's there it has brought on G/W by leap's and bound's, and the English Twitter's (Bird Peep's) are so pleased with the place as it has helped out the Robin population in Blighty no end. So a big well done yet again. All these complement's is H/M loosing the plot. Don't worry not a chance.

Sorry I've not be at the comp: for the last few day's with my educating banter, still sorting out the kitchen but the end of the road now look's insight. Only one more week or so and all will be done.

H/M K.P.P.

H/CITY.

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Now I got it, every topic here is a joke. Wonder why? Offtopic: Nakhon Sawan won 3-1, beer was cheap and cold, halftime show was something from gogobar.

Bring on KPP!clap2.gif

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Now I got it, every topic here is a joke. Wonder why? Offtopic: Nakhon Sawan won 3-1, beer was cheap and cold, halftime show was something from gogobar.

I can assure you that we are not joking, this is serious stuff. How would like it if the Heritage town you live in is going to be united with N/Smog. Well that's according to exeter but he's more than likely been at the sented gin again.

Well done by the way to the football team.

There is one good bit of news that's came out of N/Smog in the last few day's, It's that it has now been awarded a citation in the guinness book of record's for it's help with global warming. Turn's out that with all the traffic fume's there it has brought on G/W by leap's and bound's, and the English Twitter's (Bird Peep's) are so pleased with the place as it has helped out the Robin population in Blighty no end. So a big well done yet again. All these complement's is H/M loosing the plot. Don't worry not a chance.

Sorry I've not be at the comp: for the last few day's with my educating banter, still sorting out the kitchen but the end of the road now look's insight. Only one more week or so and all will be done.

H/M K.P.P.

H/CITY.

The YELLOW BRICK ROAD I expect, they are the sort of characters up there!

I sppose you did realize yeterday was Aprils de 1st?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ID: 41   Posted (edited)

I was looking at BBC news today and all UK people should go and have a look at the current govts new surveylance plans to be able to access your emails, phone calls any form of communication without access to a judge or magistrate in the name of "terrorism" They will know where you are. what your are looking at and saying and with whom without a by your leave. If UK pensioners think they can say they are in the UK when they clearly are not, this where they will be found out.

The labour govt tried to bring this in and failed, will they support it now?

Senior Tory David Davies is opposed to this ,will get enough support or are we heading for 1984 ( albeit it a bit late)?

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ID: 42   Posted (edited)

Now I got it, every topic here is a joke. Wonder why? Offtopic: Nakhon Sawan won 3-1, beer was cheap and cold, halftime show was something from gogobar.

Bring on KPP!clap2.gif

On Topic.

Today H/M found himself in N/Smog, suffice to say that a chum had to go to the immigration and at the eleventh hour H/M helped him out.

Traveling south I noticed what you have done to the place. Must admit a wonderful improvement. Great idear of your's to put grass turf's on the centre island's. Pity no one thought of watering them as they are now all dead.

But I must admit that the empty oil containers old plastic bag's + the general flotsam and jetsam do brighten the place up some what and you hardly notice the two + feet of grunge that align the curb's. I would like to ask just in passing what the pile's of clay are going to become, some sort of mountain feature perhaps. Just a though how about asking Tenzing Norgay Edmond Hillary's sherpa if he would like to open it.

It reminded me of what my teacher used to put in some of my class mate report's "must do better" but anyway well done for trying.

H/M await's his next visit with shall we say just a little trepidation.

H/M K.P.P.

H/CITY.

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The turf is not dead it is dormant waiting for a suitable opportunity to spring into life, it has been develeopment here in N/S to appear dead whenever some from out of N/S approaches, as for all the flotsom and jetson pure imagination, it all a hologram to keep you lot happy with something to moan about, I expect the real thing in KPP is much worse, tourists tell me its the "fly tipping capital of Thailand" and they give "bonfire lighting " courses in the KPP province, of course I could not comment on that.

I was down by the River last night, it looked a real treat, beaches appearing everywhere in fact it looked so good that the water was returning to N/S and not carrying on the Bangkok!

Everyone who is anybody will soon want to live here it will be the new "HUB" of Thailand, when the new high speed railway line is built it will come straight into N/S, new station. C/M--N/S--Bangkok, KPP will just be a backwater for "Hunts" we dont want that sort of thing here, this is a local City for local people but will soon be exposed to the greater world through the magnificient High Speed Line which will take local people, in the wink of an eye, over the horizon.

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ID: 44   Posted (edited)

The turf is not dead it is dormant waiting for a suitable opportunity to spring into life, it has been develeopment here in N/S to appear dead whenever some from out of N/S approaches, as for all the flotsom and jetson pure imagination, it all a hologram to keep you lot happy with something to moan about, I expect the real thing in KPP is much worse, tourists tell me its the "fly tipping capital of Thailand" and they give "bonfire lighting " courses in the KPP province, of course I could not comment on that.

I was down by the River last night, it looked a real treat, beaches appearing everywhere in fact it looked so good that the water was returning to N/S and not carrying on the Bangkok!

Everyone who is anybody will soon want to live here it will be the new "HUB" of Thailand, when the new high speed railway line is built it will come straight into N/S, new station. C/M--N/S--Bangkok, KPP will just be a backwater for "Hunts" we dont want that sort of thing here, this is a local City for local people but will soon be exposed to the greater world through the magnificient High Speed Line which will take local people, in the wink of an eye, over the horizon.

So when the rail comes there will be a fast way out. Will anyoe stay?

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The turf is not dead it is dormant waiting for a suitable opportunity to spring into life, it has been develeopment here in N/S to appear dead whenever some from out of N/S approaches, as for all the flotsom and jetson pure imagination, it all a hologram to keep you lot happy with something to moan about, I expect the real thing in KPP is much worse, tourists tell me its the "fly tipping capital of Thailand" and they give "bonfire lighting " courses in the KPP province, of course I could not comment on that.

I was down by the River last night, it looked a real treat, beaches appearing everywhere in fact it looked so good that the water was returning to N/S and not carrying on the Bangkok!

Everyone who is anybody will soon want to live here it will be the new "HUB" of Thailand, when the new high speed railway line is built it will come straight into N/S, new station. C/M--N/S--Bangkok, KPP will just be a backwater for "Hunts" we dont want that sort of thing here, this is a local City for local people but will soon be exposed to the greater world through the magnificient High Speed Line which will take local people, in the wink of an eye, over the horizon.

Hight speed A, thank Buddha that something is high speed there. It took me yesterday well over 20 min: to travel from the bypass to the T/L at Big C a distance of some 4 km. On turning right as luck would have it the soi I was on moved, thank god I wasn't on the one in the opposite direction as the traffic was piled up for at least 1/2 a km.

H/M did catch a glimpse of the so called delightful river and noticed the beach, Oh what Joy it must be to spend the odd hour or two cleaning all the crap that abound's on the sand dune's just to have the three square feet to sit on.

H/M could go on but just thinking back on N/Smog send's me into a form of stupor. Thank the lord H/M won't have to go there again, it's now the bypass for me well till that flood's again once more this year as sure as egg's are egg's it will do.

Orrrf now to take a trip round my palatial ground's and try to erase that Hateful place from my mind. You just enjoy hopefully not to long now and you can set orrrf over the horizon to better climb's.

H/M K.P.P.

H/CITY.

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