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Will I Get Laid?

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Hello

I am a toothless, fat short bald yorkshireman with hallitosis, terrible, huge hanging piles, and a body odour not dissimilar to ministone soup.

Would I get laid in Phuket?

thanks

Trevor

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dunno about phuket but you would in pattaya, (if the price is right)

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dunno about phuket but you would in pattaya, (if the price is right)

He'd get a 3 some in Pattaya. A B S O L U T E L Y :o

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I am a toothless, fat short bald yorkshireman with hallitosis, terrible, huge hanging piles, and a body odour not dissimilar to ministone soup.

If he is in that sorry state, he probably has little money but there is still a "secondary" market for this kind of guy, especially in Pattaya. He should just be careful not to live in a high rise building,... :o

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I can see and hear it now, as you wander along Soi Bangla : "Hello handsome man, where you from ?

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You see another part of my problem is I find it very hard to find and keep friends, everytime I get friendly with someone something goes wrong and I end up being sacked or 'retired' from my position.

I was recently a compare in a Patong bar, prominent place right at the top of Bangla Rd, great 80's music, but I drove all the customers away.... just don't get it?

By the way I am a professional compare and 'entertainer' bit of a likely joker really, I just can't work out why I can't keep a job down, i was in a large 'english' style pub for a while, messed up there too....

can anyone help or lend me money for my next venture

Fisherman

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Every dog has his day!

but in this case , flashing money around the bg's might help.

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You see another part of my problem is I find it very hard to find and keep friends, everytime I get friendly with someone something goes wrong and I end up being sacked or 'retired' from my position.

I was recently a compare in a Patong bar, prominent place right at the top of Bangla Rd, great 80's music, but I drove all the customers away.... just don't get it?

By the way I am a professional compare and 'entertainer' bit of a likely joker really, I just can't work out why I can't keep a job down, i was in a large 'english' style pub for a while, messed up there too....

can anyone help or lend me money for my next venture

Fisherman

ok fisherman Ill take the bait - Trevor you have never had a win in any club in Phuket - retire, look after your website and STOP taking peoples money :o

Anyone know who I am talking about? :D

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Oohh

I sympathise, they do ache they do, those little torpedoes from the pharmacy, put them in the fridge 1st so they don't melt... they take care of most of the pain... ouch! :o

Gent.... you are away with the fairies.... :D

2night... midnight, all out action!!

Bash

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PILES!

Ohh... ohh... ohh.. that was a good one... whew...

Piles and Piles of em :o:D:D:D

basher did you become shy and create the new account just to continue your self description or forget you were logged on as fisherman?

i liked the "huge hanging piles" part also...lol

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Gent.... you are away with the fairies.... :o

2night... midnight, all out action!!

Bash

I wish I was :D , good luck! thoughts with you mate. Dont forget the "leech" repel. :D

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basher did you become shy and create the new account just to continue your self description or forget you were logged on as fisherman?

i liked the "huge hanging piles" part also...lol

Oh you do like to spoil a girls fun don't you

:o

Basherman

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