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Thai man arrested for allegedly smuggling human semen into Laos

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docshock13    2,412
1 hour ago, Ceruhe said:

That's...illegal? Wait what?

 

I got next years aprils fools ready though... "Men made to masturbate before crossing border to Laos to avoid smuggling semen" :thumbsup:

Better yet, set up proper "happy ending zones" at the border checkpoint with live recipients where semen smugglers can deposit their sperm. They can't charge you for confiscating your semen. 

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Thongkorn    1,887
Posted (edited)

Thought it would be on draft. Rather than bottled. Well easy cum easy go. 

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scotchonrocks    387

So what's with the "half Japanese man" was the sperm to bring him into the world imported from Japan? 

What is the world coming to?!!!

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PatOngo    6,466

the semen tubes belonged to Chinese and Vietnamese men

 

Only communist sperm will do.

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Misterwhisper    4,580
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I always export my own sperm whenever I travel abroad. Never had any problem. But then again, I don't carry it in a bottle.

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DrTuner    3,917

Oh. I didn't know you have to empty the containers before entering Laos. No ploplem doing that on Thai side, though.

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Thechook    9,381

He had a cunning plan to eliminate the Laos race.

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Emster23    6,102
14 hours ago, Panda13 said:

Who would have guessed that there's a shortage of semen in Laos?

Well, it is a landlocked country.... :closedeyes:

I probably am packing a bit of the contraband around with me somewhere in my pants amidst the smoke and gravel....

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humqdpf    924

Let me get this straight - a man is transporting sperm from Chinese and Vietnamese donors but from Thailand and into Laos. I don't know about you Sherlock but there is definitely something they are leaving out of this story!

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bazza73    699
16 hours ago, Happy Grumpy said:

Show me a pic of the end recipient and I might donate them my own for free. 

Six tubes? Now you are making me feel inferior.

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Moti24    555
15 hours ago, thequietman said:

He should have smuggled it in, in his ass.

Probably there in the first place, just syphoned off.

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jethro69    101
3 hours ago, Thechook said:

He had a cunning plan to eliminate the Laos race.

Even the US failed when the tried a couple of decades ago. :sleep:

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