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Thai man arrested for allegedly smuggling human semen into Laos

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the semen tubes belonged to Chinese and Vietnamese men

 

Only communist sperm will do.

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ID: 22   Posted (edited)

I always export my own sperm whenever I travel abroad. Never had any problem. But then again, I don't carry it in a bottle.

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Oh. I didn't know you have to empty the containers before entering Laos. No ploplem doing that on Thai side, though.

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A very strange story. Where did he put that huge bottle? Gosh.

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He had a cunning plan to eliminate the Laos race.

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14 hours ago, Panda13 said:

Who would have guessed that there's a shortage of semen in Laos?

Well, it is a landlocked country.... :closedeyes:

I probably am packing a bit of the contraband around with me somewhere in my pants amidst the smoke and gravel....

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Let me get this straight - a man is transporting sperm from Chinese and Vietnamese donors but from Thailand and into Laos. I don't know about you Sherlock but there is definitely something they are leaving out of this story!

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16 hours ago, Happy Grumpy said:

Show me a pic of the end recipient and I might donate them my own for free. 

Six tubes? Now you are making me feel inferior.

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15 hours ago, thequietman said:

He should have smuggled it in, in his ass.

Probably there in the first place, just syphoned off.

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3 hours ago, Thechook said:

He had a cunning plan to eliminate the Laos race.

Even the US failed when the tried a couple of decades ago. :sleep:

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Sperm smuggler fined Bt200,000
By The Nation

 

BANGKOK: -- The Customs Department on Friday fined Nithinon Srithaniyanan Bt200,000 for attempting to smuggle human semen out of the country, deputy spokesman Kreecha Kirdsriphan said. 

 

He said the department opted to apply the fine in lieu of the prescribed penalty of 10 years’ imprisonment for illegally exporting human sperm. 

 

Kreecha said the case is now settled in terms of Customs procedure, but the department is prepared to summon Nithinon again for further action should health officials uncover more information and seek its cooperation. 

 

Nithinon, 25, was caught trying to smuggle six tubes of semen stored in a tank of frozen nitrogen across the Thai-Lao Friendship Bridge checkpoint in Nong Khai province.

 

Source: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/news/breakingnews/30312917

 
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What law was broken ?  No actual law has been stated. 

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Could he produce the "stuff" himself once he was in Laos or was he sitting on dry seed?:cheesy:

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What a w4nker !

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Thai man arrested for allegedly smuggling human semen into Laos

 

Cunningly hidden in a Vas Deferens, whatever will they thing of next?

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Well back in the day when I used to go to South East Asia regularly I would always arrive with plenty of semen and certainly leave with considerably less!  Never got paid for it though :smile:

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4 hours ago, humqdpf said:

Let me get this straight - a man is transporting sperm from Chinese and Vietnamese donors but from Thailand and into Laos. I don't know about you Sherlock but there is definitely something they are leaving out of this story!

Globalisation?

 

A bit like  "Medicins sans Frontiers", lets call it "w#nk#rs without borders"...

:smile:

 

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26 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

I have been going to my friend at the local massage shop for about a year now, and about six months ago she started scooping my DNA up in a little bottle. 

 

I wonder how any kids I have in Laos?

 

 

 

 

Lets hope she didnt mix it up with the creme de liqueur.

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