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Sperm smuggler fined Bt200,000
By The Nation

 

BANGKOK: -- The Customs Department on Friday fined Nithinon Srithaniyanan Bt200,000 for attempting to smuggle human semen out of the country, deputy spokesman Kreecha Kirdsriphan said. 

 

He said the department opted to apply the fine in lieu of the prescribed penalty of 10 years’ imprisonment for illegally exporting human sperm. 

 

Kreecha said the case is now settled in terms of Customs procedure, but the department is prepared to summon Nithinon again for further action should health officials uncover more information and seek its cooperation. 

 

Nithinon, 25, was caught trying to smuggle six tubes of semen stored in a tank of frozen nitrogen across the Thai-Lao Friendship Bridge checkpoint in Nong Khai province.

 

Source: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/news/breakingnews/30312917

 
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Could he produce the "stuff" himself once he was in Laos or was he sitting on dry seed?:cheesy:

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Thai man arrested for allegedly smuggling human semen into Laos

 

Cunningly hidden in a Vas Deferens, whatever will they thing of next?

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Well back in the day when I used to go to South East Asia regularly I would always arrive with plenty of semen and certainly leave with considerably less!  Never got paid for it though :smile:

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4 hours ago, humqdpf said:

Let me get this straight - a man is transporting sperm from Chinese and Vietnamese donors but from Thailand and into Laos. I don't know about you Sherlock but there is definitely something they are leaving out of this story!

Globalisation?

 

A bit like  "Medicins sans Frontiers", lets call it "w#nk#rs without borders"...

:smile:

 

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26 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

I have been going to my friend at the local massage shop for about a year now, and about six months ago she started scooping my DNA up in a little bottle. 

 

I wonder how any kids I have in Laos?

 

 

 

 

Lets hope she didnt mix it up with the creme de liqueur.

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Looking at the photo in the OP , he looks like he has got it coming to him, doesn't he?

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We all take two tubes full with us every time we cross the border.  Tne tubes as someome else pointed out are called vas deferens.    Seriously is what he did really listed as a crime?  Does that make this place the hub of willy wonkers?   Was he driving a Mitzi Pajero?  These and other questions........................

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4 hours ago, webfact said:

Nithinon, 25, was caught trying to smuggle six tubes of semen stored in a tank of frozen nitrogen across the Thai-Lao Friendship Bridge checkpoint in Nong Khai province.

 

He had only 1 tube to begin with.....quickly filled another 5 when he tried to toss the evidence. :thumbsup:

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5 hours ago, The Deerhunter said:

We all take two tubes full with us every time we cross the border.  Tne tubes as someome else pointed out are called vas deferens.    .........

Not all of us, dear Deerhunter, not all of us.

 

There are those of us who are female who do not. And remember that there are those of us who are male but who have been "cut."

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To really understand this story, you need to go to the BBC: see the following link

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39663671

 

It explains what the Thai journalists just did not, which is:

 

1. Why in the name of everything that is sacred did a man think to import semen into Laos? Why was it worth someone's while to pay him to carry the semen across the border?

2. Why did the Thai authorities give a damn? Why did the Thais arrest him and not the Lao - usually in smuggling cases, it is the recipient country that brings the charges of smuggling. Why might it have been deemed illegal to bring semen across a border?

3. Why were the Thai's monitoring this man?

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